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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Insane Olde Batte> You think so? Perhaps Captain Beefheart was right when he said "There are only twelve people in the world and five of them are hamburgers". |
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| Aug-21-08 | | Red October: joy of joys I bought a Frank Zappa DVD |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Insane Olde Batte> Welcome! Since you are a *new member* I'll give you some time to "settle in". Then you may see that I'm not *trying* to fool anyone -- they're all perfectly able to do that on their own. OK, so I sometimes help out a little. |
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| Aug-21-08 | | Red October: with a little help from my fiends ? |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Red> Which one? I got a Beefheart DVD but so far I only listen to Frank with my ears. |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: memo: demolish old profile, rebuild using Zappa lyrics and some spare Zugzwangs. |
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| Aug-21-08 | | Red October: Apostrophe and Overnite Sensation!! ;-D |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Red> Outasight! Unconcho! and all that... |
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| Aug-21-08 | | Red October: She was taught chess by Ole Nimzo
From the hypermodern school
She played Nc6 to my 1.e4
And said it's something I should know
She said it's good for one's Karma
With Bishops in fianchetto
And carried on without a pawn or
A center like we used to do
She opened 1..Nf6
And played Bb4
She then played Nb8!
But she wasn't done yet
She played her rook to the edge
And didnt move her pawns yet
But I was in zugzwang
[Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum] She was taught chess by Ole Nimzo
From the hypermodern school
She played Nc6 to my 1.e4
And said it's something I should know
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| Aug-21-08 | | WBP: Hello, Mrs. Alekhine!!!
Welcome to Chessgames.com! I hope your enjoy it here. Here're a couple of pointers:
1. Everyone here hates--really HATES--sock puppets. I'm sure the thought's never crossed your mind, but still... 2. the fine folks that run Chessgames.com love (LOVE!) it when you post risque limericks, those that preferably have lots of sexual double entendre--that kind of thing. They'll even email you to tell you how pleased they are with it! So enjoy.
Hello <Dom>!!!! |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Red> -- <She was taught chess by Ole Nimzo >
Brilliant. I Llllurv it.
"We did it till we were in stalemate
And it was useless anymore"
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Bill> I don't think that *everybody* hates sock puppets. I don't, for example, even though poor old <IdleNomad> got lost in cyberspace. Anyway, what do I know? Apparently I'm not fooling anyone. Does this mean that <I> am the suckpoppet? |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Limericks, eh?>
A clerical carving named Bill
As a Bishop was over the hill
But placed on a chessboard
He shot and he scored
And gave kibitzers many a thrill. |
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| Aug-21-08 | | Red October: If you have played chess at all
Then you know this feat ain't small
To sacrifice a piece
against The Tactical Priest
and then claim you once "Layed Tal" |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: Or if you only play Scrabble
Like some in this word-smitten rabble
To lose all your vowels
Is like opening your bowels
- Unsuited to those who just dabble. |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: We won't mention those who play checkers
Old-fashioned curmudgeonly feckers
They're caught in a draught
Cut down, fore and aft
And solved by computerized wreckers. |
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Aug-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: "You see them every day
In a world of their own
To some it might seem creepy what they do
The neighbors on the right
Sit and watch them every night
I bet you'd do the same if they was you."
Yes, well, Zappa had us nailed there, I think. *Let's Make the Water Turn Black* from 'We're Only in it for the Money', sometime around 1967. |
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| Aug-22-08 | | Red October: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailin... |
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Aug-22-08
 | | Domdaniel: <mck> This doyen ship is a Narrenschiff - "The ship of fools is coming in ..." Paint it black, and have any colour as long as it's black. The Rolling Stones Model T Ford Countergambit. |
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Aug-22-08
 | | Domdaniel: Think. Or thwim. |
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| Aug-22-08 | | Red October: like heads or thails ? |
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Aug-22-08
 | | Domdaniel: Yeth. Red thailth in the thunthet, pluth red October and the red widow. Blith. |
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Aug-22-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Is a <rude woman> like a <raked woman>?
Sonny, I have trouble with 'n' and 'r'.
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It's pronounced "lude" and "laked" actually.
She's a meddling old chatterbox and I'd appreciate it if you stopped encouraging <User: Mrs Alekhine>, as she is trying to steal all my friends, and she's also stealing my "schtick". Plus she knows NOTHING about chess.
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Aug-22-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <<Jess> You can take take Karekare.> sigh
Ok you CAN fool me I guess.
I can't figure this one out.
HELP!
"Kare" (carray) means "GET OUT OF HERE!" in Korean, so I'm stuck on this one. Also, Korean people habitually repeat a word for emphasis. "Here" (yogi), would be "Yogi! Yogi!"
"yes" (neh) would be "Neh! Neh!".
And, best of all, everyone in Korea knows one English expression-- "same same."
IE- "taxi, hot dog, pizza, bus, subway," are all "same same." There is no Korean word for these things.
Oh and "allergy" is also "same same."
Meaning that Koreans don't believe in allergies. Since there is no Korean word for "allergy." There is also no Korean word for "alcoholism."
YOU DO THE MATH
(they all drink like longshoremen when they get the chance, including the women) |
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Aug-22-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Jess> You were challenged to a chess game by mckmac whose handle - whatever that is - was 'karekare'. Southern Polynesian, I'd say. I was suggesting you could take him. |
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