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| Oct-20-08 | | FroggieFarben: Dom, do you have any idea where I can find Slater's actual communique? My uncle is quite curious about the wording. |
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Oct-20-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Ha!
Much as I predicted... the enigmatic <FroggieFarben> WAS in fact interested in your information... Although he appears to be "fronting" for some mysterious "uncle.." This affair is most curious.
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Oct-20-08
 | | Stonehenge: <Dom> Nice McTeaglian Bond story. I like it. |
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| Oct-20-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: <"Double-oh?" snapped Goldmember. "You mean you've castled out of check?> You have the secret agent, the evil villain , the henchman....but no beautiful bond girl? This script is clearly incomplete... |
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Oct-20-08
 | | Domdaniel: <This script is clearly incomplete...>
Well, there's Rosie ...
But yes, Woody, you're right. A proper Bond script would have a bevy of beauties with names like Kia O'Hora ... and the last line about castling out of check would have been met with a Bond quip like "No, but you're about to check out of your castle". |
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Oct-20-08
 | | Domdaniel: <FroggieFarben> - <Dom, do you have any idea where I can find Slater's actual communique?> Nope, none whatsoever.
I based my theory on a glance at Golombek's book of the Fischer-Spassky match, with an intro by Arthur Koestler. Didn't he write "The Case of the Midwife Toad"? Wheels within wheels. It's quite clear that Koestler is freely paraphrasing when he attributes "come out, chicken" to Slater. It was 1972 after all, and the spirit of gonzo journalism stalked the land. I know no more. But I know scribbler's hyperbole when I see it. |
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| Oct-20-08 | | Eyal: <Dom> A couple of French notes: You might enjoy Z Bogut vs Grischuk, 2008 as a good reminder that the cynical attempt to play for a draw with the Exchange line does not guarantee success. Team White vs Team Black, 2008 which just ended was a rather original game in the Winawer (Black playing on the K-side!); I think moves 17-19 by Black make quite a Nimzowitschian impression. I don't suppose you'd care to read all the 450 combined pages of kibitzing... but you might be interested in some of the earlier kibitzing at the opening stage, especially when our team was debating whether to play the SWARM. |
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Oct-20-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Eyal> Thanks. I like almost any kind of Winawer, SWARM or not. But I admit the dastardly exchange variation has been giving me trouble. I had a couple of good wins with Black last year, got over-confident, and started launching premature attacks while theorizing that White was in Zugzwang on move 4. My ensuing games were not pretty. I forgot French Rule #1: *patience*. I don't know if it's an attempt to avoid theory or to make the game unFrenchlike, but a surprising number of players seem to play the exchange now. |
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Oct-20-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Belay those lashes!
I never once considered the "eye angle."
I was only thinking of <Two Years Before the Mast> by Richard Henry Dana Jr., and how I kept waiting for the next scene where they were going to lash someone. Mrs. Likes a lot of action in her sea-faring fare. |
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| Oct-21-08 | | Red October: the frog stood on the burning deck |
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| Oct-21-08 | | mckmac: < Domdaniel > If you bat so much as one more fine eyelash at Miss Kia O'Hora without at least buying her a large lager first...No chance mate,(I
know),no chance. |
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Oct-21-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: "Croak!" he cried! |
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Oct-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <mckmac> I understand. Lay one webbed finger on Miss O'Hora and I'm plucked. I'll even avoid the traditional Irish-Japanese greeting "How are 'oo, O'Hora?" |
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Oct-21-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Hey!
I'll have a large pint of plain, please.
And keep them coming!!
<"Croak" she cried,
Old man died,
The note he left was signed "<<<Old Father Ted,>>>"It seems he's drowned,
Selling, England, by the pound...>
BTW lads did you see that <Matt> reposted a hilarious parody of Gilbert and Sullivan "He is an Englishman", written by <Boomie>, over in <Nigel Short's> forum? I wonder if <Nigel> appreciated it. Do you think he likes Gilbert and Sullivan?
Does he still think of himself as an Englishman?
I only ask because the three of us are from three different former English colonies. (New Zealand, Canada, and - heh- Ireland) Bloody Poms... down with Oliver Cromwell!!
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Oct-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: Nigel meets WS Gilbert, eh? I can do that, I think.
"When you're taking a leak
And some terrifying Greek
Checks the bathroom for hidden floozies
She says she's your wife
And you can't, on your life
Recall who you stashed in jacuzzis..."
or "Is it weakness of intellect, Nosher, I cried
Or leftover Moussaka in your little inside
With a stab of his bovver-boy head he replied
Nah, Willow. Tit, Willow. Tit, Willow." |
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Oct-21-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Jess> All fun'n'games chez Nosher, innit? All that stuff about computers with fat arses ... and Nosher looks at the whole (hmm ... is his spelling a bit 'off' here?). And then there's this:
<Though it may seem quite incongruous
And it makes so little sense to us.
She is an English Fan.
Yes she is an English Fan.
Though at times she's a bit mannish.
She would never play the Spanish.
'Cause she is an English Fan.
Yes she is an English fan.
Neither Russian, French or Catalan
because she always wants to get her man.
So she is an English Fan.
Yes she is an English fan.>
*Mannish* Say quoi? We'll have to amend that line. 'Clannish' won't do either. So maybe just <Though she sometimes comes out swingin'
It's a Reversed Scheveningen ...>
The rest is highly cool. |
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Oct-22-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Yet Another Pome>
In a small town in Germany sat a pale Slav
Going "My Meran, My Meran, My Meran"
So I said to him "Vladimir, go to the lav
With your Meran, your Meran, your Meran".
"Has your supercomputer quietly gone nuts
With a klangenfarb stuck in its silicon guts?"
With a grimace he said "I can butt me no butts
With my Meran, my Meran, My Meran." |
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Oct-22-08
 | | Open Defence: <SUPER SLAV>
Darkest of night
With the pawns shining bright
There's a set goin' strong
Lotta things goin' on
The man of the hour
Has an air of great power
The dudes have envied him for so long
(Chorus)
Oooh, Super Slav
You're gonna make your fortune by what you grab
But if you lose, don't ask no questions coz you didnt know the Slav
The only game you know is the pawn grab
Ah-ha-ha
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt00... |
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Oct-22-08
 | | Domdaniel: Ironic, innit, that the battleground has been the Slav and Indian Defences? Along with much talk about - but no actual appearance from - the Russian (aka Petroff). I don't think even Fischer or Kasparov could recover from 0-3 at this point. Maybe Liverpool FC could help, though. |
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Oct-22-08
 | | Domdaniel: I just noticed today's quote of the day -- it's from a sci-fi short story by Barrington Bayley, The Knight of the Limits. The narrator smokes opium while examining a chess position -- suddenly, one of the knights starts to jump around the board, and then speaks to him. It turns out to be some kind of transdimensional being from a universe where space is discrete rather than continuous. The narrator's Coleridgean mind-state and the geometry of chess offers a brief entry to our universe. Great story: I think I suggested the quote to <mack> for his collection of tangential chess quotes. Drugs and hard chess again. Chemistry and combinations - your only men. |
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Oct-22-08
 | | Ron: Interesting quote put up by chessgames.com, perhaps in honor of the death of the science fiction writer Barrington Bayley.
I have read only little of his work; others have told me of the far out cosmological ideas in his stories. |
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Oct-23-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Ron> I hadn't known he was dead. I've read only a few of his books and stories - they were never very easy to track down. But he deserved to be better known. Apart from the chessknight story, there's a novel about playing an alien board game ... |
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| Oct-23-08 | | mack: <I think I suggested the quote to <mack> for his collection of tangential chess quotes.> Indeed you did. We've come full circle in fact: <cg> admin told me that they were going to fiddle around with the order of the quotations in order to provide some continuity. Hence, Burroughs was placed after the opium quotation. Here he is again; we're back where we started. |
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| Oct-23-08 | | mckmac: < Dom > "...where space is discrete rather than continuous." I don't know what this means but I think it sounds totally brilliant. |
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Oct-23-08
 | | Domdaniel: Even better: there are universes where space is actually *discreet*... "My lips are sealed, sir. Wouldn't dream of mentioning that you were ever here in my humble little patch of spacetime. You can count on my discretion, sir." I think this is what invisibility means. |
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