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Nov-02-08
 | | Domdaniel: *Rooks* [for JFQ]
Will you stay in our chessy story
The middlegame could get quite gory
When we sac ourselves for you
You'll mate your foe
Ten zillion times
With a couple of rooks
Providing rhymes ...
And keep that smile
When playing bullies and cads
Combinations and chemistry
May be passing fads
But we believe in you ...
[St Dom's Remix version] |
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Nov-02-08
 | | Open Defence: Korchnoi is still the undisputed Vice-Champ of all time |
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Nov-02-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Deffi> I'm still chuckling at the "not solid enough to hold" line. Anymore of this and I may accidentally *laugh audibly* and have to ignore myself. |
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Nov-02-08
 | | Open Defence: heh I do have my moments, even in Frogspawn |
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| Nov-02-08 | | Boomie: <Domdaniel: *Rooks*> Heh. I thought about "rooks" after posting the "kooks" version. Rooks and kooks are both fitting descriptions of the beasties. We'll get there by rook or by kook. |
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| Nov-02-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: < Open Defence: Korchnoi is still the undisputed Vice-Champ of all time> Isn't he also world senior champ? |
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Nov-03-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Yes, he is, but <Washoe> is currently <world senior chimp>. http://www.pri.kyoto-u.ac.jp/ai/new... |
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| Nov-03-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: hehe, does he play e4 or d4? |
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| Nov-03-08 | | Boomie: <Woody Wood Pusher: hehe, does he play e4 or d4?> Roscoe plays the English like all cheeky monkeys. |
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| Nov-03-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: Oh yes, I forgot he surprised his latest opponent with a repertoire change. |
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Nov-03-08
 | | Domdaniel: <a repertoire change.>? A *complete* repertoire change? *Transchesstites*. |
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| Nov-03-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: I wouldn't really call it a *complete* repertoire change, after-all he has started games that way before in his career, just none too many! Now 1.g5, there is a complete change.
Do *transchessvites* tuck it in or cut it off, I can't remember? |
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| Nov-03-08 | | mckmac: < Do *transchessvites* tuck it in or cut it off, I can't remember? >
You probably weren't interested in the first place < Woody > |
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| Nov-03-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: <mcmak> You'd be surprised what half a bottle of JD can do to a guy, especially if he is already alone, and hurting inside. |
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Nov-03-08
 | | Domdaniel: Oh gawd it's the <Frogspawn Male Vulnerability Group Meeting>. Quickly, girls, do something! A Caro-Kann, maybe? Those undertones of "I care" and "you can" -- empathy and empowerment via 1...c6. |
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Nov-03-08
 | | Open Defence: so 1...c5 means they are trying to compensate for other smaller areas ? |
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| Nov-03-08 | | WBP: <Deffi> <Dom> <so 1...c5 means they are trying to compensate for other smaller areas ?> Yeah. I think it's called <c-ness envy> |
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Nov-03-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: I don't know if this is on-topic, since I couldn't find a player in the database named "oink." Although I *did* find <quack, maa, moo, buzz, etc.> Here is a piglet playing chess:
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=DcjRc... |
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| Nov-03-08 | | Eyal: <The credit crunch has hit the Chess World. Queens are now worth 7 points, Rooks 2.5 points,
Knights & Bishops are worth 1 point and pawns are totally worthless. The Four Knights is now to be called the 2.75 Knights.
All squares are weak, and castled positions are no longer safe> http://www.chessedinburgh.co.uk/cha... Also features some nasty stuff about Ray ("it's gotten to the point that you feel left out if he hasn't swiped some of your material over the years") Keene, including a report of some of the late developments on his CG.com page... |
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Nov-03-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Heh=- <The Penguin>, and one of the few articles I've seen mentioning our esteemed administrators. Very funny article <Eyal> posted. Not just for <Batman> fans! |
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| Nov-04-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: <A Caro-Kann, maybe? Those undertones of "I care" and "you can" -- empathy and empowerment via 1...c6.> hahaaha, cynical, but I like it! hahaha |
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| Nov-04-08 | | mack: <some nasty stuff about Ray> Francis Wheen's handiwork, for what it's worth.
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Nov-04-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <mack>
What ho!
I'm sure <The Penguin> can take care of himself. He is well known for his ascerbic, "in yo face" posting and writing style, which I happen to enjoy quite a lot. Who cares if he lifted a few paragraphs?
I stole every single word I ever posted in here from <The Benny Hill Show>. You certainly won't hear me whining about it if I"m accused of plaigiarizing. |
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Nov-04-08
 | | Domdaniel: No, chaps and chapesses, it simply won't do. We should hasten to the defence of Mondo, and put the balding author of 'How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered the World' back in his box (lined with old issues of Private Eye, in case of embarrassing leaks). On this historic day for ... for ... for <that other thing>, let's make Gotham City safe for penguins. No more wheenery from Frankie Stoplight, eh? Beam RayMondo up. Make it sew. |
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| Nov-04-08 | | Red October: is there a leak ? well tie a knot in it! |
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