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Feb-19-10
 | | Domdaniel: <Deffi> -- < neatly organized folders....> I've *heard* of those. But unless they were self-organizing they wouldn't stand a chance round here. Chaos? It's a gas. |
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Feb-19-10
 | | Open Defence: <Chaos? It's a gas.> somebody crack open a window.... |
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| Feb-19-10 | | technical draw: I believe OD because Indians are very well organized people. I have a toothpaste from India and it comes with, get this, instructions! Now all you have to do is get the paste out of the tube, how hard can that be? Follow the instructions: For best results (huh? how many results can there be?): 1. Squeeze from the bottom and move upwards.
(only nerds do that, everyone else squeezes from the middle) 2. Place toothpaste in the center of the brush (I cheated this morning and put it on the tip) 3. Do not eat.
4. Discard empty tube. (I was planning on saving them). 5. In case of accidental overdose..huh?
So you see everything has to be done correctly. |
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Feb-19-10
 | | Annie K.: <Deffi> thanks! :)
Hey, I do the folders thing too. :s
I also check mail fairly often, but then I'm subscribed to all kinds of notifications... however, in my defense, I rarely actually <reply> to emails straight off. Anywhere from a few hours to a few months is to be expected. In direct contradiction with the above, <Dom> I just sent you a little pong. :) |
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Feb-19-10
 | | Domdaniel: <Annie> Thanks. And, uh, thanks. Pongs are always welcome, although I have one of my own somewhere. Probably lost in the ping-heap again... |
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Feb-19-10
 | | Domdaniel: <tech> -- <3. Do not eat. 4. Discard empty tube. (I was planning on saving them). 5. In case of accidental overdose..huh? >
These are incredibly vague and that toothpaste company is asking for class action lawsuits. 'Do not eat' just isn't enough these days -- you have to specify that the product should not be eaten, drunk, consumed, swallowed, injected, or otherwise ingested. As for the empty tube, aren't they worth saving for re-use? Or heavy metal extraction? Or building houses? Or something. So if they want us to discard them, they're hiding something. And what about *deliberate* overdose? Somebody's gonna take these toothpaste people to the cleaners. And make a mint. |
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Feb-19-10
 | | Open Defence: <4. Discard empty tube> that is an express warranty that the tube is bio degradable.. |
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Feb-19-10
 | | OhioChessFan: <His partner's best response is "Stay, man!" ...> Will you have her raw or be Lightner up? |
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| Feb-19-10 | | achieve: <Dom> I just caught your comment at the Topa-Vallejo game page, and I admit to enjoying a little rub with <acirce> when I get the chance. Nice to see you there at the end of the game, a sorry end indeed for Vallejo, though indeed, analogy seems present and applicable re the unavoidable "inaccuracies" by GMs in complex positions, and "our" irrationality in a more general sense/perspective. Anyways, good to see you again, sharp as always. |
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| Feb-19-10 | | technical draw: Another instruction:
"For children under 6 use a pea sized amount."
How much is that? About a petit pois? |
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Feb-19-10
 | | Domdaniel: <TD> - <"For children under 6 use a pea sized amount."> Are we still talking toothpaste? Or is this some process for *making* children? And I don't think I want to even imagine pea-sized amounts of ... whatever ingredient they have in mind. BTW, your "how many results ...?" line was *very* funny. There, I said it. |
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Feb-19-10
 | | Domdaniel: <Niels> Hej, and dank u wel ... is it OK if I indulge a mini-rant about live games? Live games drew me to this place in the dawn of time. I must've lurked for a year before finding a voice (and then look what happened). But they don't feel the same anymore. I get so weary with ... people posting minute engine evals, as if they mattered ... people failing to understand the battle of wills going on, and the *enormous* ability of every GM ... people doing the <lol> thing when a blunder is made (even though they need an engine to see the said blunder) ... I could go on. It's the volume of people who fail to grasp the dynamics of top-level OTB tournament chess, that's what depresses me. Me? Depressed? Never. I *expect* the world to consist largely of idiots, and it rarely lets me down. And I'm very happy when it does, as all you non-idiots know. |
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| Feb-20-10 | | achieve: <... is it OK if I indulge a mini-rant about live games?> It's more than OK; it's perfect ... Not kidding here though. First, last night you said your blood was boiling, for good reason in fact, and today (or "later" last night), you treat us with a rare but timely rant. Rants are good. Especially from you. I think I have largely blown my ammo on the subject, and what amazes me even more, recently, is the sad fact that an "authority" like Gert Ligterink, former GM and above average chess columnist, recently did the same in his weekly 'Volkskrant' column... That is, he casually blurted out an engine refutation without realizing he embarrassed himself by doing so, like indeed the ignorant amateur with his engine on his lap; no context no perspective... Just FOLLOW the machine, and another column was finished just in time; half an hour's work, or less... You just do not *expect* - and I can not tolerate - such a lack-lustre attitude, from a master level player, who grew up in chess way before the chess engine era. And having been there, in the OTB arena. Anyhoo - the trend is all over the place, and the interesting comments on the dynamics of OTB competition have simply been pushed back as if by an eightteen wheel cement truck. There, I feel better now, because "we know better", period. Hans Ree would certainly never indignify himself in that way. Or would he? heh |
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| Feb-20-10 | | achieve: <Major Domo> Doc Euwe does have to balance his previous post re <Gert Ligterink> and the quality of his columns. They of course fluctuate in quality which is perfectly normal, and blindly following an engine line is tempting at times, just as 'we' (not us) "quickly take the car for a few groceries", which saves a handful of minutes, compared to if we'd walked to the store instead. Point being: we all sometimes grab the easy way out, the one that saves us "valuable time," or so we think. We may just be getting plain lazy. But it shouldn't happen for the exact reason you mentioned: the clash, battle of wills, and the alertness towards the OTB dynamics, and addressing those. The analogy with "the car parked in front" isn't full-proof though, reading it back now. But the beautiful thing is that an analogy doesn't *have* to be full-proof. |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Open Defence: AHA!!! a Taurean!!! |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Open Defence: i knew you were a <Bull Frog> .... |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Domdaniel: <Deffi> - < a Taurean!!!>
We call it 'the sign of the computer' these days.
JG Ballard, Zodiac 2000: "The Taurean computer, seeding its limitless possibilities..." Scorpio = Psychopath, Virgo = Stripper, Leo = Radar Dish, Pisces = Astronaut, are a few others. Ballard reckoned the system should still work, as long as we replace the archetypes seen by Chaldean farmers 3000 years ago with their modern equivalents. So Aquarius - carrier of the stuff of life - becomes an intercontinental ballistic missile. Much the same thing, really. |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Annie K.: Radar dish?! Ballard is fired. :p |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Open Defence: I hope Librans are not Golf Balls...
but seriously I know quite a few Scorpio women psychopaths |
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Feb-20-10
 | | chancho: I'm a Libran who happens to be married to a Scorpio. (no. not a psycho, but she does have attitude.) :-) |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Domdaniel: <Annie> An expert on these zodiac things assured me that the radar dish analogy was perhaps the best of all -- something to do with picking up a vast range of frequencies that other people never detect. Also, the shape is a *little* bit like a lion's mane. |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Annie K.: LOL... - ok, Ballard is re-hired. :D
<Deffi> where did you meet them?? And here I thought accountancy was a safe, stable profession... :s |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Open Defence: <<Deffi> where did you meet them?? And here I thought accountancy was a safe, stable profession... :s
> Human Resources.... |
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Feb-20-10
 | | Open Defence: Im curious, what is a Libran in Ballards big opus.. ? |
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| Feb-20-10 | | WBP: <Dom> I saw a little poetical mayhem going on in your alter ego's forum and decided to enter the fray. Lest you didn't look in, I humbly share it with you here: The doyen of the Chessgames.com commentariat,
Whose quips can lash out like a lariat.
Time will never eclipse,
His beloved d6,
Which he rides to chess fame like a chariot. |
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