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| Jun-30-07 | | chessmoron: Everyone in Los Angeles is. Just saying. |
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Jun-30-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Heh. Did you like my Movie Preview?
It's a great idea eh? I just came up with it this morning. I'm putting one in every day. |
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| Jun-30-07 | | Eyal: <He goes inside and instead of ghosts, or monsters, the castle is full of HOT CHICKS> ZOOT: What is your name, handsome knight?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad... the Chaste.
ZOOT: Mine is Zoot... just Zoot. Oh, but come!
GALAHAD: Look, please! In God's name, show me the Grail! ZOOT: Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious! GALAHAD: L-look, I have seen it! It is here, in the-- ZOOT: Sir Galahad! You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our
hospitality.
GALAHAD: Well, I-I-uh--
ZOOT: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared
to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between
sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to
protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing,
making exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome knights.
Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded! GALAHAD: No, no -- i-it's nothing!
ZOOT: Oh, but you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please,
lie down.
[clap clap]
PIGLET: Ah. What seems to be the trouble?
GALAHAD: They're doctors?!
ZOOT: Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes. GALAHAD: B-but--
ZOOT: Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor
Winston, practice your art.
PIGLET: Try to relax.
GALAHAD: Are you sure that's necessary?
PIGLET: We must examine you.
GALAHAD: There's nothing wrong with that!
PIGLET: Please -- we are doctors.
GALAHAD: Get off the bed! I am sworn to chastity! PIGLET: Back to your bed!
GALAHAD: Torment me no longer! I have seen the Grail! PIGLET: There's no grail here.
GALAHAD: I have seen it, I have seen it. I have seen-- |
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| Jun-30-07 | | achieve: 4 more posts...
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| Jun-30-07 | | WBP: <Jess> Is there a rating to this movie? |
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Jun-30-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Bill> the film is "unrated" cuz it is too violent and too much swearing and explicit naughty bits. |
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| Jun-30-07 | | WBP: <too much swearing> That <Deffi>; what are we going to do with her? |
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| Jul-01-07 | | Dr.Lecter: Back from Russia. Will make a trip overview at my profile. Good to be back, sad to be away from the greatest chess country... And that movie by Wilson was amazing! Three thumbs up! |
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Jul-01-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Doctor! Great to see you back.
Did you get chicks? Did you take over North Korea?
We need to know... |
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| Jul-01-07 | | Eyal: <Jess> That was your 8k post, btw... |
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| Jul-01-07 | | Open Defence: congrats on 8000 |
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Jul-01-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Thanks <Deffi>! What an exciting game we are playing so far. My favorite part at this point is typing <filler> 8000 times in <Eyal's> forum. |
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| Jul-01-07 | | Open Defence: yeah.... its gonna get exciting... very exciting.... |
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| Jul-01-07 | | Open Defence: so did you catch todays live game ? |
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Jul-01-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: No 10 AM "Normal time" is the earliest I can get up. G'day, g'day <Deffi> I'm going to have a look. Later I'm going hiking in Canada's mighty <Negev Desert>! |
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Jul-01-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: OK Here is a <New Feature> I invented for my forum. It gives the dish on newly released and upcoming movies/DVDs <This is my idea, and trademarked, so WATCH IT!> Number 2:
<Dead Silence> STARRING: <Donnie Wahlpaperberg> DIRECTED BY: <James <Wallpaper> ("Saw" his other movie before? It's better than this one.) TRAILER:
http://www.Killerpuppet/gasp.ca
Synopsis:
An unsuspecting Widower tracks down 101 killer puppets, but it's not a Cartoon. He discovers that he doesn't like puppets that can move, or bite your nuts off. A tender "coming of age" drama. REVIEW:
"Arguably the SECOND finest <Spring Break> movie ever made." DAVID CRONENBERG- FANGORIA BOTTOM LINE:
The costumes were designed by <Denise Cronenberg>, and the film itself would have been a lot better if her husband directed it. Do you think their marriage is in trouble? They usually work together. |
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| Jul-01-07 | | Eyal: To paraphrase what Borges once said about the writing of 500-page books: It is a laborious madness and an impoverishing one, the madness of producing long films - setting out in one hundered and twenty minutes an idea that can be perfectly related in a few lines. The better way to go about it is to pretend that those films already exist, and offer a summary and a commentary on them. |
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Jul-01-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Gpday Captain!! Well quothed as usual. I read another post in your house about why he only writes short stories. I will be in town this week and can get Cyborges from the liberry. I'll keep in touch via Internet cafe and let you know my schedule |
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Jul-01-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Oh no! Yes, it's yet ANOTHER NEW DAILY FEATURE!
<Great Moments in <Zukertot> Kibbutzing> 1. <Uzi: I'm going out a bit on a limb here, but I think Zukertort (or maybe his father) was a Christian convert, which would normally make him about as popular amongst Jews as a fart in a spacesuit. Posthumously speaking, however, he can be reclaimed back into the fold. That's how I read it anyway.> |
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Jul-01-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Heh. I have craftily placed myself on "ignore", mainly so I don't have to read any of my "DAILY FEATURES" |
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| Jul-01-07 | | chessmoron: Happy Canada Day <Jess>! |
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| Jul-01-07 | | WBP: Happy Canada Dry <Jess> |
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| Jul-01-07 | | Open Defence: is today Canada Day ? wow Happy Canada Day!! |
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Jul-01-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Thanks you guys, but I believe tomorrow's holiday is actually <Lincoln's Birthday> |
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| Jul-01-07 | | WBP: Hey, I was only following <Wilson's> lead. |
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