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Jul-14-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Guten Morgan Daniels!
<suenteus po> and <suenteus po 147> (his lesser known cousin) have the GREATEST GAMES COLLECTIONS IN HISTORY. He has pages and pages of <WC Matches>, important <19th century and early 20th century Matches>, and a comprehensive collection of <Modern SuperGM tournaments>. <Po's> collections make it 300000 times easier and more interesting to follow your chess books, folks, if you are interested in "history chess books" like me. Ok, I have a lot of time on my hands.
But still, just saying. |
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Jul-14-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: ouch! You wanna know a REALLY HIGH RATED CHESS PLAYER? I bet none of you could beat him. Note even <Mr. Spock>. <Rybka 2.3.2 64-bit 4CPU 3120> The <3120> is his RATING. Ok if you study very hard, a long time, you, too, could attain a rating of 3,120. NOT |
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| Jul-14-07 | | Open Defence: impossible to get tickets for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix... my nieces are tearing me to pieces..... :( |
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Jul-14-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Morning <Deffi>!!
Potter? What is his <elo>? I don't think I've heard of him. <tearing me to pieces> I hope you are employing a "metaphor" here! My neices wear fleeces!!
No, they don't. But they ARE at <sea kayaking summer camp> My littlest neice took me to see <Pirates of the Caribean III> and my God <Johnny Depp> is cute. I mean, really.
I wonder what HIS <elo> is? |
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| Jul-14-07 | | Open Defence: <Potter? What is his <elo>? > probably 666 ? ... <Johnny Depp> hmmm but in Pirates of the Caribean he acts a bit erm... <gay> ... I thought.. <just saying> <tearing me to pieces> I wish it was a metaphor.. but being pulled at the arms like an erm... an erm... <agony aunt> or an <aunt in agony> is not my idea of fun... I heard you quit smoking, excellent decision.. best decision I made last year and I dont regret it one bit.. only the combination of PMS and nicotine withdrawal is a hazard for smart ass jerks i.e. <Male Chauvinist Pigs> with no <Pigachute> to save them.. my posts are beinging to read like something out of chez <Domdaniel> geez... |
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| Jul-14-07 | | chessmoron: <hmmm but in Pirates of the Caribean he acts a bit erm... <gay> ... I thought.. <just saying>> Metrosexual is the word you are looking for. Ryan Seacreast of American Idol fame is also that. |
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| Jul-14-07 | | Open Defence: <Metrosexual is the word you are looking for. Ryan Seacreast of American Idol fame is also that> gimme the ole caveman carry me back to the cave types... namely
<STEVE MCQUEEN>
AAOOOOOOOOGAAA!!!!! |
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Jul-14-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: well <Dom>, unlike <Britney Spears>, is a fine role model at least. I'm so encouraged you quit smoking!
Any tips on how to quit menstruating?
I hope I'm not the only woman who takes having to menstruate personally. Yikes!! I'm starting week two and I've gone mental. Did you go mental when you quit? Isn't it great having nieces? Do they like your spanking new baby? Are there any male children around?
My poor brother lives in the woods surrounded by women. And the people who visit him most are me and my Mom, which, counting his wife, means he is often surrounded by five females. He goes into his "den" a lot. He has a cougar skin and a bear skin rug hanging on the wall. He likes to shoot things.
I wonder why?
Heh |
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Jul-14-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: yes, but <gay-metrosexual> is cute. It was very cute when the <Southpark> kids and even the parents went <metrosexual>, for example. <Wilson> I finally rented a fine horror film again, I'm composing a long overdue BATCHIMEG AT THE MOVIES as we type. |
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| Jul-14-07 | | Open Defence: <Any tips on how to quit menstruating> yeah GET PREGNANT... heheheehehhehe
There are pills these days to stop the cycle... but I guess we just <put up with it> .. dunno why.. but its like we are expected to... Hmmm no boys in our side of the family <yet> ... dunno what the future holds.... hmmm now that you mention it.. all my cousins have daughters... hehehehe |
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Jul-14-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: It might be one of those <science fiction> scenarios, where eventually <Wilson> is the last male on earth! Then he can actually date all the women on his "list" |
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| Jul-14-07 | | Ragh: There is a desperate need for some guards on duty here.. |
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Jul-14-07
 | | Domdaniel: <my posts are beinging to read like something out of chez <Domdaniel> geez...> Oh yes, I like to spread light and joy and so on. As for the great metrosexual-vs-caveman debate, why not try Paris, where the Metro is itself a kind of cave. And therefore the metrosexuals are cavemen. Disant, meme.
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| Jul-14-07 | | Open Defence: I prefer Wisconsin.. where there are <REAL MEN> |
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Jul-14-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Oh no!
it's another <Batchimeg at the Movies>! Number 5: <Silk>
STARRING: <Chang Chen> (Annie Hall), <Karena Lam> (Transformers), and <Barbie Hsu> (Charlie's Angels VII) DIRECTED BY: <Chao Pin Su> (Schindler's List, Ernest Goes to Summer Camp) TRAILER: http://www.Ever_Pee_thru_a_ghost?.htm
Synopsis:
Scientists invent a "sponge" thingy that allows people to not only walk on ceilings, but to see ghosts. A ghost is captured (much like in <Ghostbusters>) and then starts killing people by sticking his hand into their chests and squeezing their hearts (much NOT like in <Ghostbusters>. The ghost becomes particularly (and understandably) angry when a drunk accidentally pees through him. The <Bond-like> hero "bonds" with the ghosts by understanding that they are merely misunderstood ectoplasm who want a little love. REVIEW:
"There is Great Chaos under Heaven and the Situation is Excellent" MAO DSE DUNG-- "COMMIE CRACKPOT WEEKLY" BOTTOM LINE: Nobody does ghosts better than Asian filmmakers, and now <Taiwan> adds perhaps the best ghosts ever put on screen. The best part about Asian ghosts is A. They creak a lot
B. They are really pasty looking
C. They move in a very cool jerking motion
D. They like to kill "whitey"
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| Jul-14-07 | | NakoSonorense: splunge... |
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| Jul-14-07 | | WBP: <Jess> Hey, how's it going? Interesting thread above, typically on all manner of things. I especially enjoyed the implicit comparison of <Dom> and Britney Spears <well <Dom>, unlike <Britney Spears>, is a fine role model at least>. Now this comparison, startling at first, now seems obvious and totally logical. I mean, neither one wears panties, right? |
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Jul-14-07
| | Domdaniel: Actually, Jess displays her usual uncanny insight here. Just before that chess tournament which we won't mention (much) again, I cut off my hair with a scissors. But I forgot to get drunk. And I didn't go all the way. So the comparison is limited as I'm neither bald nor otherwise Britneyfied. Still. Spooky, huh? |
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| Jul-14-07 | | Dr.Lecter: <IT> is keeping me from sleeping, and thus, I overslept till 8. No problem though, since I'm not really doing anything. Did I mention I'm learning yoga in Korea?
Now that I read <IT>, time for me to watch it. |
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| Jul-15-07 | | Ragh: Lecter, May be you posted in wrong forum. Because, <Overslept> and <8am> don't go together for the queen, who is accustomed to greetings of 'Good Morning' only after noon. |
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Jul-15-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Rah!>
Curse you for knowing my exact schedule!!
You'll pay for this... I don't know how yet...
BTW how's the "Queen Pawn" game with NO QUEEN PAWNS going? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAH
sigh
You have to love chess. If you're addicted to it, that is. Are there worse addictions?
Maybe, maybe not.
Who the Hell cares, I say.
Jessica_Illegitimate_Daughter_of_the_nastiest_psychopa-
th_ever_to_play_the_game (though he certainly played some fine games) |
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| Jul-15-07 | | Ragh: Pardon me, oh queen. I don't want to suffer the kind of treatment you have been inducing upon that Batchimeg of Mongolia. |
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| Jul-15-07 | | Tactic101: Since when did you get hooked on Bachimeg or whatever her name is? Are you friends? Did you meet her at this Canadian Open ? Was it a picture from <chessmoron> or someone?!?!?!? Or are you a walking dictionary of chess players? I'm seriously confused............... |
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| Jul-15-07 | | Tactic101: Oh, what is chess gum?
See you later. Got to finish my homework for the weekends (when I rather be playing basketball or chess or watching a movie) You college students get all the fun during these months. I mean, your forum has exponentially increased in number of pages amd you've spammed forums countless times........... I'm still trying to stay afloat............ Ah well, I'll get my back........... |
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Jul-15-07
| | Domdaniel: <Wisconsin.. where there are <REAL MEN>> But can you sing their theme song? "My name is Yon Yonson
I come from Wisconsin
I work as a lumberjack there
The people I meet
As I walk down the street
They ask me my name, and I say
My name is Yon Yonson
I come from Wisconsin..."
[repeat 7 million times] |
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