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Jul-16-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Doctor>
<YOUR WIFE'S?>
ROFL!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH
Sorry <Bill> but that one caught me off guard. |
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Jul-16-07
 | | Domdaniel: Married to the mob, methinks. A strictly self-made mob of self-made men, naturally... |
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Jul-16-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: HEY! What about self-made WOMEN?
Or, even worse, self-made WYMYN?
Or, what about self-made HERMAPHRODITES?
Need I remind you that <SLUGS> (heh) are Hermaphrodites? Jess of the <Gender Police>, Flying Nitpicking Squad, Entertainment Division |
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| Jul-16-07 | | mandar: <jess>Hey i wanna know how do u get 2 ratings in yahoo(one for white and other for black).I just saw in ur profile.,Can u pls explain?? |
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Jul-16-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <mandar> you can create an unlimited number of "Yahoo IDs". I have so many I've forgotten some of them. You can even use the same password for the multiple IDs. To get a black rating you just use one ID to play only with the black pieces, and vice versa. I have an even more complicated system than that, though. I have different white/black IDs for different time controls. I have a white ID that plays only 1.d4, and one that plays only 1.e4 I also have many "practice" IDs I use for various purposes, including fun ones that only play "crazy" or "unusual" openings. Some IDs try to play defence only, while others try to attack all the time. I experiment with different styles and keep track of the results. Therefore, the ratings I list in my profile are "composite approximations" of my current playing strength with each color. |
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| Jul-16-07 | | Ragh: <Jess> That process sounds like you have established a complex military system in place for all those yahoo IDs and assigned a rule for each one of those ids. I always wondered how chess masters prepare over the internet. <<mandar> you can create an unlimited number of "Yahoo IDs".> And proudly become a part of global spamming conspiracy. |
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| Jul-16-07 | | mandar: <jess>Hey r u free to have a game or two on www.yahoo.com ? My id is mandr336 |
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| Jul-16-07 | | Blako: <hair Dr.> <<bill> uh... your wife's?> <Mr Raghabov> <Though it might be possible that you are a puppet of your wife in real life.. hehe..> <SarahJessicaFischerParkerQueen> <<Doctor> <YOUR WIFE'S?>
ROFL!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH
Sorry <Bill> but that one caught me off guard.> <WBP> am <BobbyJim> sock puppet. <BobbyJim> am <Blako> sock puppet. <Blako> am <WBP's> wife sock puppet. Glad me am could clear up confusion.
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| Jul-16-07 | | WBP: <Blako> You ungrateful litle sock puppet! I've told you not to leave my forum or your own. Now back where you belong! |
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Jul-16-07
| | Domdaniel: <Jess> You are Legion. |
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Jul-16-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: HEY! <legion> is a bad thing according to that wacky <St. John the something or other>. <Max Von Sydow> in <The Exorcist>: "There is only one."
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Jul-16-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Bill> the puppets can play here anytime. |
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Jul-16-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Mandar> good grief!! Your Yahoo ID name looks awfully familiar. It's possible we have already played before!! Sure, I'd be happy to play you a game on Yahoo, but I play 10 minutes a move time control, just to let you know. Sometimes the games are over quickly, sometimes an hour, sometimes 2 hours... I take my time with my moves but I don't go superslow either. Email me or post in here, suggesting a time and a Yahoo room. I can get into any room, even if it's full, with the "back door" website. So can you, because.... Here it is:
http://www.alleykatzden.com/yahoo/c...
Just click on this link and then an array of Yahoo rooms will come on the screen, just click the room you want to go in. You can get in no matter how full the room is. It's 2:15 PST right now, I'm off to rent some movies. We can play either tonight or sometime tomorrow, depending on your time zone. My email address is at the top of my Profile. |
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| Jul-16-07 | | Blako: <Mr Bigshot WBP> <<Bill> the puppets can play here anytime> There, you see. Me have friends, many friends on site. Thay am happy to see me. But not you. You am must like Leibnitz. <Ms Jessica Fischer Queen> Me thank you. Blako, The Sock Puppet |
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| Jul-16-07 | | brankat: <jessica> In the USA Women's Championship Your namesake just drew her game (as Black) with a GM Irina Krush who's the favourite! Congrats. |
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Jul-16-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Heh <Batchimeg> is the woman of the future. And to think I found her by accident!
Chessbase had an article on the French with white playing h4. So I plugged the position into the OE, and <BATCHIMEG> came up. I thought her name was so funny sounding, she became my favorite player on that basis alone!! Heh.
Then I realized that I had already read about her in a fine book called <The Chess Artist>, one of the protagonists in this book is a American IM who is Internet friends with <Batchimeg>. But I forgot about this till after I rediscovered her!! |
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| Jul-17-07 | | Open Defence: **** TELEGRAM TO JESS ****
Bill is talking to himself again... the men in White Coats should be here soon, come fast... |
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Jul-17-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Heh not only is he talking to himself, the other parts of himself are talking to the other parts of himself. |
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| Jul-17-07 | | Open Defence: there was a time when I would visit one of those fora.. and wonder WTH???!!! |
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Jul-17-07
 | | WannaBe: I am starting to wonder, if <kvcs> have been 're-incarnated'... |
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Jul-17-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <MannBee> what the hell is <kvcs>? This better be on the "up and up"! |
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Jul-17-07
| | WannaBe: <jessicafischerqueen> Long story... (you newbie/rookie... =) If you get bored, go to search kibitz, and type in kvcs. enjoy your reading... |
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| Jul-17-07 | | Open Defence: <kvcs> .... nothing more frightening than a girl with a Korchnoi avtaar eh <Wannabe> ? |
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Jul-17-07
| | WannaBe: <Open Defence> Yeah, we're 'old' veterans on this web-site... I'm gonna head to bed. Work day tomorrow... |
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Jul-17-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Ok then I will.
I never thought that joining an "online gaming" community would entail so much bloody homework, though. BTW <MannBee> you might want to "swoop to the rescue" in <Dom's> forum, I think some people were slighting "your people" there earlier. |
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