here is my stupid Hobbit name!!

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Smials!! HAHAHAHAHAH

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Are you online in the box thesedays.. if so then we can meet there up sometime to fix an appointment for our WC candidates match.

This is why I love your forum..

Well I don't expect any of them either.

I blame society, mainly.

Society vs <jess>...

If they keep a debate on CG,you'll surely win..:)

Excellent reply at the <tampoon> page to the jerk who complained about his NON Preemy status, or whatever BS he wrote...

heh <cheapskater> - you held back remarkably well...

If I had a kid that ungrateful, I'd show him every corner of the room, IE, I couldn't possibly raise a spoilt brat like that, so the assumption is a bit silly.

Well - I'm still learning... BUT I HATE SPOILT BRATS!!

Just waxing a few voles here, tidying.

I noticed you've been mixing it up agains with <Frogger> on the <Magnus Dei> page.

Unbelievable, that guy is the most boring pedantic insufferable appallingly dull miserable poster in history.

I posted somenting to him and then deleted it, as I don't need any extra truble.

I got a scandalous post deleted at <Frogspawn> last night...

Stupid anti-swear word program....

I also noticed a whole pile of the usual slander against <The Wheeler>.

I'd like to see every one of them spend eternity having to play <The Wheeler> OTB in person and if they lost they got a good spanking.

Unbelievable when Patxers malign GMs.

Let him enjoy <Doormouse> one more time... Or is it Spark up your ass?

Van wely was ranked about 30th IN THE WORLD last year -- that's being a mightily strong player, obviously.

<Unbelievable, that guy is the most boring pedantic insufferable appallingly dull miserable poster in history.> Good start ...

You don't have to wait to see!

In The Guardian, London Febr. 21, 2006, George Monbiot wrote an article "When it won't need a tyranny to deprive us of our freedom".

In it he reported about the Ohio company City-Watcher who had implanted radio transmitters into the arms of two of its workes. The implants ensured that only these workers could enter a stromgroom.

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Laughing at bad Chinese translations into English is perhaps the lowest form of humor. Despite this, I have spent the last half hour or so laughing until I cried at things like these:

elf name: Fingolfin Tinehtele

hobbit name: Podo Danderfluff

Heh-- I laughed my face off... thanks for introducing me to the whacky world of <Engrish.com>.

Thank you both so much for the chilling heads up on the Computers taking over Humans topic.

I haven't read either of the sources you listed, but I'll certainly keep my eyes open.

I found the Matrix to be very chilling. Probably because I spend every free waking hour studying chess and watching movies on the Internet,

Undercover...

Heh I got a gut laugh from that one...

I heard you are free now?

I hope you will join us more when you can. You are sorely missed by all, as you can probably tell.

My all time favorite is the one from a Copenhagen airline ticket office: <We take your bags and send them in all directions>

Some close contenders - In a Paris hotel elevator: <Please leave your values at the front desk>

In a hotel in Athens: <Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 AM daily>

In a Japanese hotel: <You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid>

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: <You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday>

At a Bank of China office in Lhasa (according to Lonely Planet) <Question authority>

From the Wikipedia page on the chess tactic <ZWISHCENZUG> located at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwisch...:

<Mieses-Reshevsky, 1935

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Position before 29. Nd4

A zwischenzug occurred in this game between Jacques Mieses and Sammy Reshevsky. From the position in the diagram, play continued:

29. Nd4 Bxd4
30. cxd4

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White must have expected 30... Qxd4 31. Qxc4 Re1+ and then 32. Kg2 gets him out of trouble, but Black has a zwishenzug:

30... Re4!

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Making a double attack on the d-pawn and preventing the capture of his own pawn. Now if 31. Qxc4, 31... Re1+ forces 32. Rxe1 and White loses his queen (Chernev 1965:211).>

(VAR) Position after 31 ♕c2xc4?? ♖e4-e1+! 32 ♖c1x♖e1 ♕d5x♕c4 <fork-overload trick>

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I don't doubt it. But what is a 'serious' person? When, for example, a Russian tells me "You are not serious person" it feels different from Portuguese or English versions.

I don't seem to do serious in any language. I *do* know, however, how to spoil a brat. Wait for hot, clammy weather, turn off all fridges and air conditioners, and chain the brat to the back porch. It'll go off in a few hours and be well spoiled overnight.