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| Sep-09-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: <My official status is "registered alien".> So you are a law abiding alien then, does that mean you let the government know 2 weeks before you abduct somebody and steal their body....or attempt to artificially inseminate some cattle. |
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| Sep-09-08 | | Boomie: There were no winners of this week's Irrelevant Jeopardy Quiz of the Week. <achieve> at least took a mighty swing at it and it's worth a chuckle. For his initiative, he wins the ticket to the Bonn fire WC seat in beautiful CG stadium next to Jessie's popcorn. Here's the correct response: Category - Movie Title Meanings
Answer - 8 1/2
How many movies did Fellini say he made before 8 1/2? (He shared credit for his first film) |
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| Sep-09-08 | | Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: <TIM> The almost never seen DOUBLE JINX
in which we post the SAME JOKE AT THE SAME TIME. > Great minds sink to the same depths. |
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Sep-09-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Ok then please give the correct <Jeopardy> question for this answer: "What is artificially inseminating cows?"
Possible entrants:
What was Ronald Reagan's hobby before he took up Governing? What popular barnyard practice was invented by Madame Curie? |
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Sep-09-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: *Garden State Racetrack, New Jersey* |
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| Sep-09-08 | | achieve: Hiall!! Here's a neat application that can come in handy: < CHESS FEN REVERSER > Link to a website that can produce FENs from the Black player's perspective: http://www.zbestvalue.com/ChessFENR... |
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| Sep-09-08 | | Red October: < jessicafischerqueen: Interestingly, Last year at <Chew Sock> I was disappointed to learn that people don't actually chew on their socks.
That would have been something to see.
> for a moment you had the sockpuppets like me worried |
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| Sep-09-08 | | notyetagm: <jessicafischerqueen: Interestingly, Last year at <Chew Sock> I was disappointed to learn that people don't actually chew on their socks. That would have been something to see.>
What the hell is <Chew Sock>? |
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| Sep-09-08 | | hms123: <noyetagm> check it out http://www.askasia.org/teachers/ess... |
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Sep-09-08
 | | Domdaniel: Sock-chewing is easy. You need double-jointed legs and edible socks. Odor? Ono.
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| Sep-09-08 | | Red October: just dont try chewing on a sock puppet... <Mrs Alekhine> might not like it |
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Sep-09-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Red> Are *you* perchance Mrs Alekhine? She's one heck of a mysterious lady. |
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| Sep-09-08 | | Red October: if her id was mrsalekhine at yahoo.in maybe but yahoo.ca ? |
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| Sep-09-08 | | Red October: I suspect Bill |
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| Sep-09-08 | | Boomie: <JessieJinx: You owe me soda buster.
Lots and lots of soda...>
Mmmmm...sugary goodnes. :-P
http://www.sdnhm.org/education/bina... |
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Sep-09-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <NEW FEATURE: Apallingly Thick Public Statements from Blockheaded pseudo-experts> 1. From "Futurist" <Rolf Jensen>- Speaking for an audience of Korean industrialists, "future expert" Jensen proudly announced that <"As we get <<<richer>>>, we want more than quality. Quality plus story equals price and the better the story is the price will go up."> ????
Exsqueeze me?
If only someone had let <William Faulkner> know that "Quality plus story equals price", maybe he wouldn't have had to face the inconvenience of travelling to Stockholm in order to recieve the Nobel Prize for Literature. Oh well. That's what the future's for! |
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| Sep-10-08 | | twinlark: How's life on Mars? |
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| Sep-10-08 | | Red October: Getafix is brewing the magic potion |
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Sep-10-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Yes and they'll be downing it by the bucketfull in just one more day!! HAPPY <CHEWED SOCKS> WEEK!!! |
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| Sep-10-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: <As we get <<<richer>>>, we want more than quality. Quality plus story equals price and the better the story is the price will go up."> Did he start on the celebrations too early?
Please tell me this guy wasn't sober and paid to be this stupid. |
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Sep-10-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Woodman> unfortunately, he's for real. He's an "internationally renowned corporate guru", which, as his blather reveals, usually means uneducated. As in, cannot construct a grammatical sentence.
He was fat, white, and his face looked like it had been pounded into a doughy sponge with a flat-headed mallet. Hmm hang on I can probably find him BRB
Yep, here he is in all his glory.
http://www.intelegant.org/iguru/img... Look at his face. Reminds me of the narrator's description of the police officer in Allen Sillitoe's <The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner>: "I stared into his illiterate blue eyes." |
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| Sep-10-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: <Look at his face. Reminds me of the narrator's description of the police officer in Allen Sillitoe's <The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner>: "I stared into his illiterate blue eyes.">
LOL You have made me curious about that book.........now I will have to go find it and read it....and I already have so much to do!!! |
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Sep-10-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <The Woodman>
Well it's a bloody good read if you ask me.
I'm a sports fan and a fan of "existentialist" literature, so I found it doubly exciting. There's also a very well-made black and white British film of the book, but I can't find it on the Net. |
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Sep-10-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Jess> It's *Alan* Sillitoe, innit? As in Price rather than Ginsberg. But I find it takes a rare degree of casual erudition to get his second name right while scrambling the first. Do you prefer *The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner* to *The Goalkeeper's Anxiety at the Penalty Kick*? Speaking of sports-related European existentialist art movies that recapitulate World War 2. I could be wrong. Of course. |
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| Sep-10-08 | | Woody Wood Pusher: <<The Woodman> Good grief and here I was thinking you were older than me. Probably because of your fine red beard!! I got a English Literature Degree and I'm teaching English to little pie faces here in Korea. I teach grades 8-12 at a Public School.
It's probably the easiest teaching job on the planet, as nobody except me can speak English for at least 300 miles in any direction. For all they know, I'm teaching them French.
Bon chance mon ami>
Don't worry, you figured correctly the first time. I am almost certainly older than you because I was a scientist in a previous life, and now I am studying English Literature as a part time course. Mid-life crisis perhaps lol. |
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