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   Nov-01-22 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: Thanks <Fred,> and give my regards to <Mrs Bear> as well!
 
   Sep-07-22 playground player chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <Ohio> lol and the inevitable "defund the police" thrown in there towards the end, almost as if it's so "de rigeur" that he almost forgot to mention it. Interestingly, the informal "street bosses" who step up to occupy the positions of defunded police street ...
 
   Sep-07-22 Susan Freeman chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <z> I remember that, unless there was more than one "that" and I missed a few. I recall him flooding the forum with passages from Goethe in order to enrage <Travis Bickle> or; and/or; <Hozza>. Mephistopholes was the work in question. He posted a new ...
 
   Aug-30-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <OhioMissScarlettFan> I agree with your sentiment here: <OhioChessFan: <Missy> I appreciate your measured tone throughout this. And I agree a very high % of the time with what you're saying. Really, you're mostly saying what I am already thinking.>
 
   Aug-28-22 perfidious chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: Your over there regimen sounds salubrious! Interestingly, in Canada we save time by spelling "music and poker" as "moker." Initially we spelled it "poomus" but that sounded a little too declasse, even for us...
 
   Aug-24-22 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: So the Pacific Ocean can play a boat at chess! Nice one
 
   Aug-24-22 Charles Kalme (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <wwall: Kalme did not win the 1954 US Junior championship. Ross Siemms won in 1954. scoring 7.5. Kalme and Saul Yarmak tied for 2nd-3rd, scoring 7.> According to Imre Konig in "CHESS LIFE (Volume 8, Number 23, August 5, 1954)" The top 4 finishers were: 1. Siemms ...
 
   Aug-22-22 Carel van den Berg (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: hmm... or the Furman Wikipedia photo is wrong...
 
   Aug-13-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: Game Collection: Charousek - Maroczy Game Collection Voting
 
   Aug-10-22 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <MannBee> sneak preview: TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, MATE, TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN
 
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Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: I agree that the knight + bishop mate is valuable as more than 'just' a very rare mating pattern.

But I don't think it should be top of the list for anybody stating out leaning endgame basics though, so I can see why <Sillyman> left it out TBH.

Although maybe putting it into one of the final few chapters would have made at least some sense if his book makes claims of 'Master level' endgame knowledge in the end.

But then if you can leave Karpov out of the 'top five endgame players', a small omission like a forced mate technique really won't bother you too much I imagine...

Mar-28-09
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  jessicafischerqueen: <Jeremy Silly Man Pajamas> is a well respected playwright, obviously- but if you really want to figure out how to do Bishop and Knight checkmates, one can always get off their butt and load up the pieces on their engine.

And do it.

Also, there are many, many posts in the <Euwe Center> about tips on how to do it, when <Niels> was figuring it out.

I didn't even go to the bookstore today because instead I bought a new computer.

I'm typing here on the old computer- It still says it's infected, but I'm not sure what the actual consequences of that are.

But just to be on the safe side I have a new computer now as well.

It runs on Vista, so I'm hoping that once I get it configured and loaded with the programs I want that I won't have any problems with <incessant updates> and <program compatibility> that makes computers a nightmare.

Wishful thinking I'm sure.

<Bill> I left you some sasquatch stuff in your forum!!

Mar-28-09  achieve: <Jess> Wannabe has replied to you at his place. My sympathies are with you. These computer woes can be thoroughly depressing. For me it is, in any case. Good thing you bought a fresh new one.
Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: <It runs on Vista, so I'm hoping that once I get it configured and loaded with the programs I want that I won't have any problems with <incessant updates> and <program compatibility> that makes computers a nightmare.>

erm, this is what Vista does best though?

lol

Mar-28-09
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  jessicafischerqueen: well so far it's a bloody nightmare.

Why do "they" think everything has to be "improved" every five minutes?

If it works good, why wreck it?

You know that's why PCs have not destroyed the TV industry eh?

Although even TVs today are "computerized" and good luck formatting the dam thing if you don't know what you're doing.

I'd like to strangle the criminals who wrote the malware code that got on my computer.

And I'd like to strangle Bill Gates or whichever puppet master he's replaced himself with now that he's trying to become the <Male Oprah> for some reason.

I suppose I'd feel justified in getting into a homicidal rage if I weren't using the Internet solely in order to steal everything that isn't nailed down.

Ethically, I'm not exactly on "terra firma" here.

Possible solution:

Buy a flat screen TV and a mega satellite dish, and an encyclopedia that's printed on paper.

Maybe even one of those "bookshelves" I've heard Grandma talk about.

I tell you....

What, exactly, however, I couldn't say.

Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: You have my sympathies <JFQ>!

When I was upgrading to Vista a while ago it took forever to set the blinking thing up right.

Plus it is so hardware intensive that if your PC isn't top of the range and less than two hours old it runs like crap.

If I was you, I would just install Linux I think.

What are the specs of your new beast anyway?

Is it a desktop/laptop/notebook/tablet?

or something else?

haha

Mar-28-09
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  jessicafischerqueen: Hi <Wodehouse>

Thanks!

I don't know what the "specs" are.

It's a Samsung notebook.

2 gigabyte memory and 2.1 gigabyte CPU

Vista something or other operating system.

Thing is that my favorite free security products are not compatible.

I got Lavasoft loaded alright - it will scan, but won't update.

Zone alarm- a top five firewall- is right out.

I may do this-- I'll just use this old one here until it catches fire, or I get arrested because the Trojans on here are used as drones in some heinous criminal enterprise.

Then when I'm home in august, I'll do a little research and buy a good "load in all purpose" security program.

And have the Nerds at the store load it up and configure it for me.

Thing is that you know what the "net is free" except that in order to use it- all the "legitimate vendors" and "freeware vendors" are looking to get some kind of propietary control over your actual PC.

They are not just competing with advertising.

Example- the <Norton Symentec system> was touted for years- I had it for one year in Vancouver.

But it is intrusive- it slows down your PC, and considerably so-

and in order to uninstall it, you actually have to download an "uninstaller program" from the <Norton company>.

Also, if you download some software that <Norton> is competing with on some level- and it's a big company, not just a security company- the <Norton system> will not allow that program to be compatible.

I had nothing but trouble with it.

<MacAfee> is OK in that respect, but it's a LOAD OF CRAP as an actual security system.

The two Dutch Companies <lavasoft> and <A-Squared> actually offer the best anti-Trojan anti-Spyware protection in the world, IMO.

And they are free.

But Microsoft Vista won't let them be fully compatible with it.

And, again- I have no moral ground to complain because for me- as an "internet PC user"=

100% of the reason I use it is to steal everything and anything that's not nailed down.

Information? you bet.

Entertainment content?

I've already stolen and watched almost every movie, TV show, and song ever made.

So it's a little more than hypocritical for me to be whining about how these "free" things come with a price of a different kind.

You want free streaming video?

Ok- but the price is that you need a really, really good malware sweeper and you have to run it overnight every night after you watch your shows.

I was in fact doing this- and it was working perfectly.

But those three Trojans slipped in and I don't know how to get rid of them.

<MannBee> kindly offered a fixit solution which I tried, but it didn't work.

I'm seriously considering getting a mega satellite dish so I don't have to pay for my entertainment.

Then I could use the internet for innocuous things like playing chess or going to chess websites like this one.

And email.

EXCEPT I'M FAIRLY SURE THE TROJANS CAME IN AN EMAIL FROM MY BLOODY BOSS.

It's the only "different thing" I did this week-

A whole year and a half without a serious infection and I know for a fact that my bosses are TOTAL MORONS.

For one, they run an English program for a whole city and none of them can speak English.

That's just for starters.

Last year the newspaper here published a study that claimed that Koreans whine more than any people on the planet.

No kidding- "complaining" was discovered to be the most prevalent social behavior here.

So possibly I'm becoming more Korean.

I did find myself becoming outraged because a TV show I was watching had a Korean diplomat on it and not only did he not pronounce Korean properly- at the "wedding scene" they wore Chinese traditional dress, not Korean.

I thought cripes there's five million Koreans in Los Angeles you'd think they could hire ONE OF THEM to make sure they got it right in the TV show.

cripes

Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: <It's a Samsung notebook.

2 gigabyte memory and 2.1 gigabyte CPU>

Sounds nice <JFQ>!

It will probably make your Shredder about 200 points stronger!

haha

I know what you mean about Norton, I had problems with that program as well before.

I was wondering though, isn't the normal firewall and anti-virus /malware stuff on Vista going to be sufficient for you now?

Microsoft made a big deal about how safe their new OS was before it launched and how third party security software would be redundant.

They were originally planning not to support ANY!, but bowed to pressure eventually.

From the sound of it I think you have identified the source of your infection

Stupid BOSS!!

I bet his computer is working good as well though...

hehe

The simple (but drastic) alternative which might allow you to save your old PC would be just buying a new HDD and reinstalling your OS fresh. As long as you have everything backed up on CD and carefully scan the stuff you reload first then that would kill the infection for sure.

I remember watching a program a while ago where they left a windows PC with no security software connected to the internet and just recorded what happened.

They weren't even browsing I don't think.

Within 2 weeks it was completely infested and didn't work at all.

They tried to clean it out but could not get rid of all the viruses and stuff.

And these were professionals!?

They said if it was a home PC it would be as good as useless and would need a new HDD.

BTW sis you know Microsoft has put a bounty on the head of however wrote that last Trojan!

I can't remember what it is called but it was very damaging.

They are offering $500,000 for information leading to the programmers capture I believe,

HAHAHA

Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: I just used a new shampoo sample somebody stuck through my door.

For some reason Pickles has decided every trace of it must be vigorously licked/chewed off my hair.

He seems quite angry about it.

Maybe I should write to the company and warn them about this adverse reaction.

If I was driving a bus right now, a lot of people would be in trouble.

haha

Mar-28-09
Premium Chessgames Member
  jessicafischerqueen: Is that true?

What's a <HDD>?

Do you think Bobby's "publishers" wrote the Trojan?

Maybe it turns PCs into drones that send emails from "Bobby" proving the book is real.

I want to keep the Windows XP OS.

I don't trust Microsoft "security guarantees."

The <Windows firewall> is a joke-

And you need a good spysweeper.

Vista doesn't have a spysweeper.

<a squared> is the industry standard IMO.

I ran it the last two days and it quarantined a whole pile of <malware> that other programs missed.

You have to go with <Dutch security> because of the finger in the dike angle.

They invented it.

Mar-28-09
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  jessicafischerqueen: <Mr. PIckles> knows.

Since he came on the scene, the Frogs on this website lost all their clout.

Nary a ribbit these days.

Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: <Is that true?

What's a <HDD>?>

Yes I believe it is.

A HDD is a hard disk drive.

Also, I think AVG works with Vista.

pretty sure it does anyway.

Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: <<Mr. PIckles> knows.>

HAHA

Yeah, he knows a lot of things.

Pity he can't speak really.

I know he enjoyed eating that nasty frog though.

Mar-28-09  hms123: I saw a monkey riding a dog--heh

heh heh

heh heh heh

etc.

Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: Here is the website <JFQ>

http://free.avg.com/

not sure if you knew about it already, but just in case.

Mar-28-09
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  chancho: http://i.gizmodo.com/5183751/giz-ex...
Mar-28-09
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  jessicafischerqueen: thanks <Wood> I've known about it for years-and used it for years.

I've been reading in the AVG free forum about the problems with it and Vista.

I will find the information and trial and error slowly.

Stupid Vista

Mar-28-09  Open Defence: Vista killed the XP Star
Mar-28-09  Woody Wood Pusher: Ah right, sorry if there is a problem I didn't know about with AVG <JFQ>, I've been on Linux for a while now.

hehe

Mar-28-09  Travis Bickle: I have vista and Id like to throw it off the Sears Tower. I feel like I need to go to a university to learn how to build computer hardware and write software programs just to run this dam junk! I've had this new comp (vista) for about 3 months and I still cant figure out how to back up system restore discs in case the dam thing crashes. I put in a simple Tiger Woods golf game and it wont play. I tried to run a chessbase dvd on the English opening by Nigel Davies but vista wont recognize the dvd is in the drive. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhh!!!! Sorry I had to get that frustration out of my system. LOL The dvd software on The English is compatible with Playchess which I have membership with and I also have Fritz 11 which gives you a free membership to Playchess. The dvd is totally compatible with Playchess and Fritz but wont run. I just feel like when you spend over a thousand dollars on a system it should do basic things that my bas%$#@ windows millenium se would do, and that model was supposed to the worst! Mr. Dynamite
Mar-28-09  Travis Bickle: Oh and did I mention I just love reading an encyclopedia of computer help files. ; 0
Mar-28-09  rogge: <Jessica>, I'm running Vista, and can recommend some free software for you.

Antispyware: http://www.superantispyware.com/sup...

Antivirus:
http://www.avast.com/eng/download-a...

No problems on my Vista comp, at least...

Good luck :)

Mar-28-09  Travis Bickle: Jess a friend of mine reccomended a free antivirus that he and I use you can try. Theres a more serious version you can purchase if you like it, but I have had no virus problems at all with the free version. It's called Avast you can download it. When you download the free version they send you a code to enter and it is good for a year. You can also go to savemybutt.com to look up solutions to computer virus problems. Theres a computer team in Chicago from that savemybutt.com that promotes Avast that are on Chicago WGN radio every Thursday nights to answer computer questions, (I know why dont I listen, too busy playing blitz). ; )
Mar-28-09  Travis Bickle: <rogge> I just read your comment, and I use what you mention, the Avast anti virus and the Superantispyware also. I believe Windows Vista has a good firewall and virus protection built in also.
Mar-28-09  rogge: <Travis>, I thought maybe I was on <ignore> or something :)
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