1<The greatest song king crimson made was "21st century schizoid man">

Incorrect. But <Epitaph> is, from the same record.

2. <the stupidest song ever>

Incorrect. The <stupidest song ever> is well Ok that one might be correct. Nice flute though.

GHOD

Which reminds me- <Beatles trivia>:

When did Paul McCartney write "Silly Love Songs?"

1964-2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

get it?

Sorry! Dogs with sunglasses is where I draw the line.

<Cartman>, from Southpark:

Speaking of Zombies, did you see the British Zombie flick set on a <Reality TV Show>?

It's very good. I can't remember the name of it though.

Glad to hear you have a clean PC now?

<Chess.com> hasn't given me any problem yet..

But you know what if you trust me to be discreet would you please consider emailing me with the whole story?

I promise not to pass on your email address. Mine is at the top of my Profile.

I recently had a SAGA involving Trojans and various security products, and I'd be very interested in what happened to you and how you solved the problem.

Very interested.

<Hey guys, you might be spreading a virus on your site, you may want to take a look at it.>

<There's no way we gave you a virus, it's impossible. You must have gotten it somewhere else. Get anti-virus package and stop looking at prOn, noob.>

i wasn't trying to blame them, and they were right, i should have updated my anti-virus, but their attitude and refusal to consider the possibility that they were spreading a virus was a little off-putting. oh well.

I also bought a new notebook!

Well I was convinced an email from my boss had given me <Three Trojan Horses>.

A week later, after I had bought a new computer, and also tested every single security program known to mankind, I discovered that one of these programs had listed the <Trojans> as a FALSE POSITIVE.

The program Admins determined there never were any Trojans in the first place and they corrected their program.

I'm kind of glad I didn't accuse my boss of giving me viruses....

heh

GHOD

(I love my new computer- it's bigger brighter faster and has way better sound)

<Howard> you have just sprung in to the lead now with TWO CORRECT ANSWERS!!

It's still possible for you to be beaten by someone who can come up with 3-4 of the rest before you can, though....

Well I'm sure you would make a fine <dictator>.

But first let's see you pass the <triple digit IQ test>:

NO GOOGING! NO LOOKING AT BOOKS! NO ASKING <Howard>!

Ok this contest is open to all.

Whoever supplies the correct answers to these questions gets to be World Dictator for Life:

1. Who has seen the wind?

2. What are the effects of gamma rays on man in the moon marigolds?

3. Are you there, God? It's me, <Big Crawdaddy>.

4. Quo Vadis?

5. The Lady or the Tiger?

6. What's the Difference between You and Me?

OK as you might have guessed, your actual task is to identify <who wrote> each of the six works I've just alluded to.

I will be truly impressed if anyone can get all six

NO GOOGLING

Ok?

If all fail, we will be stuck with <American democracy>.

I believe <Howard> is currently head of state, but I don't know much about politics, since I wasted the best years of my life garnering a <English Literature Degree>.

Which landed me in Korea where there is not a single piece of English literature.

Although I did notice <two> copies of a <German - Korean> dictionary in my classroom this morning.

Update-

<Howard> has solved numbers 3 and 5.-- <Judy Blume. Frank Stockyards>

Here are a few HINTS-

--Number one <Who has seen the Wind>

A famous Canadian novel whose title comes trom the Bible

GHOD

YES!

<Dr. Dre> is correct, giving you THREE ANSWERS now.

So you are guaranteed a Draw at the least.

Unless one person can come up with all three of the others, you will win the <Championship>!!

Also, THE DOC is not just for Crosswords!!

Just check this out-

What's the Difference?

Here he is LIVE featuring <Eminem and Xbitz>!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en&...

"Keep my name outta you mouf
And we can keep it the same,

N______!"

"What's the difference between me an you?

About Five Record Deals, Two ounces and Three Vehicles!"

His lyrics are very clever in this "classic number"-

"I'll shoot you wit a sawed-off and then beat you to death with the part that was sawed off...

That's for even thinkin' bout havin' those thoughts thought up,

You better show some respect whenever the Doc's brought up!"

Plus he is super super hot.

I said I would try and sum up the work on our game for you, but ATM the choice seems pretty clear.

The strongest line is <20.Nd5 Re8> by a ways IMO.

The choices on move 21 are much less clear though, with <21.e3/Nxb6> seeming like even money ATM.

Both those lines contain a lot of options so I wouldn't like to predict which path the game might take after that.

If you want to move the game on sooner rather than later that would be fine with me, but of course please take the time to study the lines if you want as well.

You better lose yourself
In the music, in the moment
You own it
You better never let it go HO!
You only get one shot,
Do not miss your chance to Blow
This opportunity only comes
Once in a lifetime..

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF
IN THE MUSIC, THE MOMENT
YOU OWN IT
YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
HO!!!

I recommend you become impressioned by more responsible things.

hahaHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ahHAHAHAAHAH

GHOD

HHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Lincoln