lol mountains.

Mount Everest: Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest _____s in the world.

<Big> Bad news!

I'm having trouble parsing one of your prize winning puns.

<Maybe who would have to be in their cups might be best left unsaid.>

"in their cups"

I know that means "drunk"- but what else. The best I can come up with is "wearing athletic supporters"

Are you referring to the University of Wallaballo rugby side amirite.

<Big Wampum> Aha- brasserie cups. Doh! You and <Teem> will need plenty of those for the <Boomie's Big Fry> grand opening. I understand the clientele will be drinking out of them?

Speaking of large breasts ("breast" is not allowed to be typed at chess.com, but the jury is still out on "breasts"), did you know that <Twin Peaks> will be started again, with all new episodes directed by David Lynch?

Even <Kyle Mclaughlghlin> will return. I wasn't a fan of the original series, though I thought the two hour film coda, "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me" was one of Lynch's very best films.

Hmm they said PLEASE DO NOT TYPE THE WORD _____ to me in big red caplocks when I tried to post this august town in fabled Newfoundland, Canada: http://cottagelife.com/canadiana/th...

This is surely anti-Canadian hate censorship!

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment...

I don't recall <David Duchovny> from the original, but my memory isn't what it used to be.

It must be those damn fine hallucinogens. Are they in the coffee or in the pie? Who can tell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjD...

<mated pairs are important>

<Big>

*Frodo, Prince Edward Island*

I didn't read that no doubt fine volume, nor did I notice <David Anchovy> in the original Twin Peaks series.

I should mention that I did like the surreal flourishes of that show, particularly scenes like the one where <Kyle McGaffigan> looks up at a video monitor and sees himself walking through the hall.

This recalls a similar scene in Lynch's masterful <Lost Highway> in which a character at a party phones himself at home, then puts himself on the line to prove to another guest that he is, indeed, at home.

I love the final scene of this film, which is also the first scene of the film- so you realize that it will just replay itself like a Moebius strip. The nightmarish vision of the human drama endlessly replayed, with the hapless actors (us) doomed to repeat our blind destinies over and over until the end of time.

This concept also appeared in <Nick "Pizzaface" Gelato's> excellent <True Detective Season One>, starring <Woody Woodpecker> and <Matthew McGaffigan>.

Good heavens I just got this hot chess tip in the preview box of my last kibbutz:

<Loose women drop off>

<Big> thanks for that Homer watches <Twin Peaks> vignette- I hadn't seen that before. I have to say I'm with Homer on this one.

Speaking of which, the Doctor Who episode <Heaven Sent> from last year was one of Capaldi's best.

<Crapstone> lol

<Teem> Is it final four mania already? I had to google your cryptic post, because I wasn't aware that people still considered basketball a sport.

Sports fanning is curious though, to be sure. For example, when <Spurs> recently pulled two (2) points ahead of <Man City> into sole possession of second place, I openly wept. Yet I'd rather look at a rock for three hours then spend more than a few seconds watching basketball, baseball, cricket, rugby, Australian rules football, American football, hockey, field hockey, luge, boxing, Scottish pole throwing, or rhythmic gymnastics.

Rhythmic gymnastics lol.

There are many, especially in the US and Canada, who don't consider "soccer" to be an actual sport.

Back in my school days at <East Anglia Reform School for Young Catholic High School Girls in Trouble>, I used to play both soccer and basketball, so I can report they are both a lot of fun to play. I was also an avid Scottish pole thrower, though neither a Scot nor a Pole.

<A player surprised is half beaten>