Yo <Jezza> I'm impressed!

A few things..

1. Forest only give us 2k allocation (or near enuff, not sure on exact figure) .. We could easily sell out 7k for this game in a few days ..

2.It's tit for tat but not sure which club started it.We only give them 2k too.. and it just gets reciprocated.Such a shame beacuse it diminishes the atmosphere at both games.

3.I did'n't go because I was well back in the queue for tickets. ST holders and ST holders for a long time get loyalty priority.. due to work I don't have an ST tho ofcourse I go to PP when I can .. Our allocation was snapped up in days.

4. Did you notice that Derby fan who ran on the pitch and planted the corner flag into the kick off spot at the start ?! lol .. He ran back to the DCFC end and was surrounded by police and stewards... Always something bizarre happens in this fixture !

5. We should've won.

6. We are perennial bottlers. We need to start our own mineral water business.

7. I was impressed with the Forest fans choreography... but why they still sing Macca's MULL OF KINTYRE God only knows. lol lol

8. As I write Chelsea are being smashed by Barca !

9. Our friend little Jose got it wrong big time with Seville .. I thin k he needs more time at OT but I know you don't ! lol

10. The Leeds owner has written to anyone who'll listen re Wolves and their unfair advantage this season .. he's gotta point. Signing players worth 4 times what they paid due to agent and owner connections plus the amount of money being pumped into that club.. A level playing field it is not ! ..

11. DCFC have blown the autos .. ( only two go up Jess) .. but we're clinging onto a Playoff spot.. ( Top six)

Well you don't see that every day. I predict that Gunners fans will not try to lynch <The Dangerous Chicken>, partially because the side has been in such fine form lately.>

West Ham's fan base implodes with <Knobheads> ... As does Millwall's ..

<Hozza> Yep it's frustrating eh? Our sides outplayed the opposition in the two big matches and still didn't win.

I don't think <Moreno> will ever be a fit at <Old Triffid> even if he wins a title. The punters want to see attacking footy and they'll never really be happy until they see it again.

That said, I was thinking about what you said about <Spurs>- <Pocket Chess> kept his lads on the front foot when it would have been way smarter to circle some wagons. I was thinking that if you'd handed <Moreno Sheep> a 2-0 lead he would have seen out the game. He's expert at "game management" and I think <Pocket Chess> is overoptimistic, but I love his attitude. <Spurs> weren't even mentioned in a weekly Preemieree league footy wrap up I saw on TSN and they are in 3rd place. That says it all.

They can still win the FA Cup and I will be watching the fixture against <Swansea> live at 5am.

<Derby> has every reason to feel optimistic about a playhoof for promotion based on their performance in the <Thomas Trent Derby>.

<Terence Trent Derby>, rather...

https://youtu.be/gnYjI17lPso

Sorry <Jezza>

No need for any sorries <Hozza> at my house it's always <Tottenham Time>.

I'm listening to the Spurs marching on to <Chas and Dave> right now. I should have had it on for <Tottenham> making it to the FA Cup semifinal with a fine performance over benighted <Swansea>.

I think <Lucas Moura> looks more and more comfortable and I think it's only a matter of time before he becomes venomous like <Higuain> and <Thomas Edison Cavani> and just a few others. <Lucas's> salad days are behind him but he was a top quality player with plenty of venom- 30 Brazil caps nothing to sneeze at. Still plenty of gas left in his tank I'll wager.

<Hazza Kane> hurt the same ankle again and won't be around till April but I think longer than that. Next huge match is <Spurs v. Chelsea> April 1st and they have their destiny in their own hands. If they win every game now they finish 3rd no matter what anyone else does.

The TSN footy review program said that on a recent twitter poll 67 per cent of <United> fans voted that <Merinho> wasn't a fit for <Day of the Traffords>. The TSN commentators also suggested that <United> punters don't want <Merano Sheep's> philosophy, they want attacking footy like they had under <Sir Alexander the Great>.

COME ON YOU SPURS lol thanks <Hozza> for that interview in the new <Tottenhaus>. It looks bigger than the Alien spacecraft in <Close Encounters of the 3rd Place Kind>.

That was actually you conducting the interview, if I'm not mistaken...

Oh speaking of venomous players <Lionel Messi> putting <Chelsea> to the sword- single handedly!

The fact that <Chelsea> played a strong game only makes <Messi's> dominance all the more impressive. Other worldly, even.

Come on You SPURS !

Thing is ... Silverware ! <PocketChess> is cool but ; no, maybe not but; he is cool! However, eventually the beautiful sexy football on the pitch needs converting into solid hard silverware.. so this semi v the red Mancs is a massive game for him and Tottenham.

Just a few more points <Jezzarhino>

1. <LittleJose> is losing it. I'm worried about him. 12 minute soliloquies in routine media interviews , plus as you say, blaming his players.. is not a good sign .He's getting more and more eccentric and although it's funny to watch it still feels like a MANC car crash in slow motion.

2. Messi is one of the greatest. I'm still not getting sucked into the hype around him tho.. Football is different now .. much much easier in many ways for players like Messi... Oh what Georgie Best or Cruyff would have done for the carpet surfaces today and the Ref protection!

3. ALL Tottenham songs ARE essential listening. ALWAYS. and Chas and Dave are London's Simon and Garfinkle .. I won't take any dissenters here ! lol

4. Did'nt realize Harry Kane was injured !

there is a chance you can find the physical copy online by expanding the page and selecting the day it appeared in the physical copy of the newspaper,

<Hanh> Thank you for yet another internet tip!

<Hozza> I too am worried about <Jose>. He always seemed to be on the brink of actual insanity, but now he seems to be picking up steam.

No way will he be the <United> gaffer next year, but no way will he fail to find another good job.

<Hoza> Well it's "Friendly weekend."

I keep telling myself I'll never watch another "friendly" football match again. I understand they are helpful to the clubs, but for this fan at least they're rubbish.

I prefer my footy unfriendly.

I watched Blighty take on Jan Timman's Orange Boys and surprisingly enjoyed it. More of that later..

for now .. have a look at this , especially Ole Arry towards the end getting hit by his own player .. that really is comedy gold ! lol lol

When Football Managers get mad ft Jim Mclean, Neil Warnock, Walter Smith & Harry Redknapp

<Hozzza> "If the boys haven't done enough tonight, I'll whip 'em."

LOL

Great video of great gaffers thanks brah.

I also enjoyed <England-Nederlanders> and I even enjoyed <England- Italianos>, although that was a strange match.

The first VAR penalty I ever saw and it cost England the win.

Problem: I watched every England qualifier and friendly they ever played. I don't think I missed one even.

Here's the historical pattern- England remains undefeated for ridiculous lengths of time in qualifiers and friendlies and then IMMEDIATELY TANKS in every single actual tournament.

Our squad, on talent, is clearly one of the best in the world at the moment, at least in terms of the pace and quality of the goal scorers- of whom there are many, almost too many to list even.

On the pitch in a tournament- it's another story.

Could there be some kind of curse against England and if so could do you think the Italians or Serbians put the curse on us.

It's a serious question.

I went last nite in the monsoon like rain and we as a club drowned !

Our club is in meltdown just now.

We've PNE away on Easter Monday but this squad is just falling apart.

I reckon you should take the DCFC part out of ya forum title and leave it with Spurs.

Re England yes agree... we ALWAYS look cool in friendlys .. But come the really BIG games we don't deliver. Sure we've lost on penalties but even then it's the other team who has been better prepared.

<Hoza> I'm sorry to hear about <Derby>. I do envy you that you are in Blighty and can actually go to see your men play in person though.

If I win a lottery I will try to see a <Spurs> game before I die.

I'm hoping their win over <Chelsea> today is a preview for the <FA Cup> final but I still have my doubts. Cracking game though, <Davinson Sanchez> man of the match for me, despite not quite getting to his man in time to prevent a Chelsea goal. He can only get better and just wait till <Toby Aldewerewolfald> is fit and back in the lineup.

The teams I support never win. I'm convinced that the <Vancouver Canucks> have never won the Stanley Cup because I cursed them by supporting them for a few years back in the day.

I believe I may be the kiss of death for sports teams.

I also fear for <Angleterre> in the World Cup, but I have an idea- if I never spell the name of the country in its home language, that might break the jinx of me supporting them.

<Albion> may have a chance then. They are certainly not lacking for great players. Just need <Wilshere> and <Hazza> to be not injured and such. And a few other things maybe a different gaffer, though <William Shakespeare> hasn't really been given a chance to tank yet.