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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-07-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-06-26 Indjic vs J Vakhidov, 2025
 
offramp: White was in a tight spot. [DIAGRAM] 19. f3!+-
 
   Jan-06-26 Gledura vs A Suleymanli, 2025
 
offramp: We all know this position. 16. Qe2. [DIAGRAM] The gun is cocked! We know what to do. Tarrasch knew, Lasker knew. Bust open the centre and give up two ♝ ♝! The trouble is that we are in the twentieth century. ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ After some developing, White ...
 
   Jan-06-26 Bluebaum vs L Livaic, 2025
 
offramp: W: 2687, B: 2551. These are big ratings! 20...Nd5. [DIAGRAM] The ♞ at d5 looks powerful. It looks that it is going to control the whole of the centre. 21. Rxd5! Black is in immediate danger. 21...Bd5 22. Bg5! [DIAGRAM] 22...e5 23. Nxe5. That is really annoying...You ...
 
   Jan-06-26 M Boyer vs V Ivic, 2025
 
offramp: An interesting ending. I bet you won't guess what happens. 37. Kh4. [DIAGRAM] I think Mahel Boyer was hoping for a checkmate, with Kg5, Raa8+. However, after 37. Kh4 Black <could> have played the devastating .... 37...g5+!!-+ [DIAGRAM] In the game there is the same ...
 
   Jan-06-26 Teyss chessforum
 
offramp: Dear Teyss, I really liked that game and gave a few notes. Poor old White! I like to use https://emojidb.org/ that has loads of emojis and it's an <.org> site. It also offers strange combinations. Another very useful site is here: https://www.piliapp.com/ The ...
 
   Jan-06-26 S Sulskis vs B Hagner, 2025
 
offramp: <THE STARS WERE 𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏> Here is a game that you'll really enjoy. You'll like it. Not a 𝙡𝙤𝙩, but you'll like it. W: 2475, B: 2451. That's pretty close - and (BTW) this game was <not> ruined by time trouble: neither player got into time trouble. The
 
   Jan-06-26 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
offramp: Thank you.
 
   Jan-06-26 Kramnik vs Short, 1995 (replies)
 
offramp: <Kramnik vs Short, 1995. YOU ARE CREATING A PUN FOR A KRAMNIK GAME. Your score: 44 (par = 32)> Offramp
 
   Jan-05-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Johansen, thank God, did not know quite all, even though he saw the city and the Thing, but I shall never sleep calmly again when I think of the horrors that lurk ceaselessly behind life in time and in space, and of those unhallowed blasphemies from elder stars which dream beneath ...
 
   Jan-05-26 S Williams vs E Demac, 2025
 
offramp: <Elias Smith & Jones> Elias Demac (Black) had a bit of nerve to play the Dutch against Simon Kim Williams . Williams wrote a book about it. 22...Bg4. [DIAGRAM] The white queen was attacked. 23. Qxe5+!+- A few moves on, 27. Bd6. [DIAGRAM] The minor pieces controlled ...
 
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May-06-17  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: Farmer Selby has some pretty exotic fruit on his farm nowadays. >

It's a date, then.

May-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Before today I had never heard of Palsgraf v. Long Island Railroad Co.
May-08-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: CALF IN SAUCE A LA CARLSEN

Take your cauliflower, let it simmer for ten minutes; then put on the brown sauce separately.

Then make your
ROASTED FILLET OF MUTTON DRESSED IN CAULIFLOWER SOUP Take some cold water, and mix very good, if you wish, but by it must be fresh; beat it up again and when it takes on a green color, put it on to the top of the cauliflower.

Before serving add little details. like a small cake. Let people skin it, then add butter, pepper, salt, pepper, and adding more pepper; when boiled, shell.

May-08-17
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  offramp: TONGUES HOMMAGE A SIR EDWARD GREY

Cook the tongues in the sieve, pounding them with breadcrumbs and then adding another tongue, adding to make it fairly thick enough, and the two biscuits as you happen to moisten them.

Butter long strips of the sweetbreads, blanch them in salted water so as much as the hare is served very hot in the lard.

When the quantity of meat, added to the cheese to make a bottle of Bovril.

Now make your
CHERVIL SOUP
When the chervils are tender, put them back by the bachelors' widows and a little parsley, and cut in slowly, sweeten it simmer for choice, clear fire. The liquor to heat; if the omelette.

May-08-17
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  offramp: Tomatoes a la Sir Edward Grey Hommage

Instructions

Take some fine firm tomatoes, not very ripe. Turn them with the stalk side up and cut a slice off the top with a sharp knife. Take out the inside with a teaspoon. Break into each tomato a pullet's egg, sprinkle with pepper and salt. The inside of the tomato you will pass through a fine wire sieve and it will be a thick liquor; mix it with bread-crumbs, salt, pepper, and some grated cheese till quite thick. Put this mixture on the top of each egg and place all in the oven for three or four minutes, so that the eggs are only just set and no more.

May-09-17  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: CALF IN SAUCE A LA CARLSEN

Take your cauliflower, >

I forgot to buy cauliflower!

Dang, that irks me. It's all because I put away the grocery list when I only had two items to go.

May-09-17
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  offramp: Dear <theGoodAnarchist>, I know that you like a good laugh, as I do. The recipes I come out with (except for Tomatoes a la Sir Edward Grey Hommage, which is real) are from this fantastic page: http://johno.jsmf.net/knowhow/ngram...

If I am down, that page always gives me a huge laugh. Sometimes I tweak them a bit and post them here at chessgames.

May-09-17  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: Dear <theGoodAnarchist>, I know that you like a good laugh>

I do enjoy a good laugh, but I was not joking this time! I indeed forgot to buy cauliflower, and for a particular recipe I have in mind.

And thank you for the link.

May-09-17  thegoodanarchist: FRICANDEAU OF MUTTON DRESSED CAULIFLOWER:

Place shaped carrots in some ordinary white wine. Then place two hard-boiled eggs into neat rounds and brush with lemon-juice.

Simmer a side dish, and drop the meat in. Next put the yolks of good golden by the water, chopped, then put some potatoes with two carrots, one lemon, and if you can, fry in a well-buttered frying-pan.

Next dust a steak, shred it in, cook it about five minutes, with a lemon, and pour in butter, flavor it in the fire to turn the usual kinds, in small quantity of milk.

Sweeten the slices of one and salt. Roll them in a good shape, not over done lest it is any veal in haste, and pass it out, garnished with pepper.

May-09-17  thegoodanarchist: And now for some spiritual inspiration:

And lo, there came into the lintel, upon you your father, and sat on for the way which Jehovah said unto my law, or how saidst thou, that she saw that she conceived, and his brethren be male and Accad, and ten asses with Abram moved his brethren to the evil report of Israel out of the waters.

Selah

May-09-17  thegoodanarchist: And forget ye not, that which the prophet hath spake:

"take you treasure in our God, Behold, my sister, be gone; and I not answer him; but lay up the son Isaac. But flesh in the second month Abib. And Judah said unto him also. And they rose up, and Accad, and begat Mehujael: and his brethren;

For He redeemed me out his sons' wives that is this? that thou wilt hold on the pillar, and yielded up a few in the seventh day that thou fearest God, lest ye have gotten a handmaid. In the ark. And God made him according to be found, he had"

Amen

May-11-17
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  offramp: <Thegoodanarchist: FRICANDEAU OF MUTTON DRESSED CAULIFLOWER...>

Steak and veal dusted with lemon and milk.

It takes me back to my days at the Sorbumme.

May-11-17
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  offramp: I always imagine these recipes being made by a man with a moustache, whose face and arms (for some reason) are covered in flour, and he is angrily turning the pages back and forth.
May-12-17  thegoodanarchist: Why is he angry? Did he always dream of becoming a banker, but was forced into the hospitality industry by an overbearing father?
May-12-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I imagine him as angry because he is unable to accurately follow the clear instructions.
May-12-17
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  offramp: "I am one quarter Jamiroquois"...
Some people have scoffed at this.

My Great Grandmother was Stupid Bloody Television, and my Great Grandfather was Two Thousand Channels And There's Nothing On.

May-13-17  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: "I am one quarter Jamiroquois"... Some people have scoffed at this. >

For some, scoffing is a hobby.

May-13-17  thegoodanarchist: And I finally remembered to buy cauliflower today!!!

Ima gonna make the Dal!

May-15-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
SEAWEED SHRAPNEL CELESTES (Hommage à Lionel Adalbert Bagration Felix Kieseritzky.)

I.
Gently stew a teacupful of fruit with macaroni AND cut the fruit if, just before you take one like this for a nourishing basis of butter.

II.
One uses a slice of sugar to put in to the soup with a few cups of minced parsley.

Then poach in a gentle oven for the Belgians. Every now and then pour in a few breadcrumbs, and a lemon, and put them in water that time that has absorbed all cook this time about a sieve; or, failing that, a dinner.

III.
M. LUCK. HORS D'OEUVRES
Cook a little spice. Turn out the threads from the fillet of two pounds of lentils or three eggs. Then throw away the tomato.

May-16-17  thegoodanarchist: The word of the lord for Tuesday, 5/16:

<for they are fulfilled her eyes, and in the Egyptians. And the Jordan; and captains are my service which he had no spies: hereby ye shall keep it called Jacob were merry with thee before you. And he went unto him, and our God, who shall eat of Canaan, the mountain of the midst of his first-born, and the earth. These twenty rams, thirty years, and slew

A R Saleh Salem>

You're right - it definitely adds something.

May-16-17  zanzibar: Seaweed on <CG>?!

Wonderful stuff.

Here's my most favorite seaweed song of all time:

<Dulaman - Altan>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U1...

(Complete with both sets of lyrics)

Another version, well worth a listen as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX9...

Still, I must admit to being totally in love with Mairéad Ní Mhaonaigh's voice/version.

May-17-17  thegoodanarchist: <zanzibar: Seaweed on <CG>?!

Wonderful stuff.

Here's my most favorite seaweed song of all time:>

<Zanzi> you are so sophisticated!

*I* didn't even know there were any songs about seaweed, and you've gone and chosen a favorite!

This is why I don't get invited to the hot parties.

May-17-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
"To the Land Surveyor at the Bridge
Inn.

I appreciate the surveys you have carried out so far. The work of your assistants is praiseworthy too; you know how to keep them busy. Do not desist from your zealous labours! Bring the work to a happy conclusion! Any interruption would be irksome to me. Furthermore, rest assured that the matter of your remuneration will be decided very soon. I am keeping an eye on you."

- Franz Kafka.

May-18-17  zanzibar: <"Dearest Max, my last request: Everything I leave behind me ... in the way of diaries, manuscripts, letters (my own and others'), sketches, and so on, [is] to be burned unread">

-Frankie

May-20-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Sun May 21 (50 ovs) 10:45 local.

5th Match - Ireland v New Zealand, Malahide, Dublin.

Question: "How will Ireland fare against New Zealand?"

2 Cards: IIII L'EMPEREUR; 4 of BATONS.

Interpretation: A win for Ireland.
*****
Wed May 24 (50 ovs) 10:45 local
6th Match - Bangladesh v New Zealand
Clontarf Cricket Club Ground, Dublin.

Question: "How will New Zealand fare against Bangladesh?"

2 Cards: 7 SWORDS; 4 BATONS.

Interpretation: A win for New Zealand, but very close.
*****
Very odd that the 4 batons turned up twice. I shuffled the cards fully between deals.

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