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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen May-02-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   May-02-26 TePe Sigeman & Co (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <$Tals> is the currency, BTW.
 
   May-02-26 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
offramp: I opine that it is time to delete the previous 1200 pages of drivel. I know that chessgames.com clears up this forum often.
 
   May-01-26 Carlsen vs A Erigaisi, 2026 (replies)
 
offramp: 9...Bf5. Apparently this is "C42 Petrov's Defense: Karklins-Martinovsky Variation". Never heard of them. The position looks level, but Carlsen likes to play on until move 60 or 70.
 
   May-01-26 J Zhu vs Abdusattorov, 2026
 
offramp: They have raced up to move 10 and the position is well-known. B12 Caro-Kann Defense: Advance Variation. This might mutate into a different opening.
 
   May-01-26 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
offramp: Many thanks to the team there; it's tremendous to have 4 simultaneous Live Games. I don't know who did it, but I am very grateful!
 
   May-01-26 J van Foreest vs Y K Erdogmus, 2026
 
offramp: E05 Catalan Opening: Open Defence, Classical Line. Spassky and Hubner played this line between them in 1980.
 
   Apr-29-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Karjakin vs Anand, 2006 (kibitz #374)
 
   Apr-28-26 Chessgames - TV and Films (replies)
 
offramp: On telly tonight there is a film called <Murders in Sarlat>. It's 90min; it is part of a police series. I want to see another on of 'em: <Murders in Lille>. I know that town really well.
 
   Apr-28-26 A P Barnes vs NN, 1874 (replies)
 
offramp: User: FSR is right about this funny omelet. Bouncing Barnes, John Barnes , invented the spherical omelet. John C Barnes , Baby-Face Barnes, only ate poppadums and omelets: they were the only food that could pass under his door.
 
   Apr-27-26 A McCarthy vs L Penny, 1974 (replies)
 
offramp: For the game: 💣/★★★★★★ (0 out of 6 stars) LOWEST RATING. This could be the worst game in the database at chessgames.com. This game have no redeeming qualities. To draw attention to an obviously weak player - is a bit unsporting. For the pun: ✮/★★★★★★ ...
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Jun-28-06
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  offramp: I don't know if James Joyce liked cricket. His friend and assistant Samuel Beckett did, and perhaps it was he who helped Joyce with this passage from Finnegans Wake. See how many cricket-related terms you can find:

Kickakick. She had to kick a laugh. At her old
stick-in-theblock. The way he was slogging his paunch about, elbiduubled, meet oft mate on, like hale King Willow, the robberer. Cainmaker's mace and waxened capapee. But the tarrant's brand on his hottoweyt brow. At half past quick in the morning. And her lamp was all askew and a trumbly wick-in-her, ringeysingey. She had to spofforth, she had to kicker, too thick of the wick of her pixy's loomph, wide lickering jessup the smooky shiminey. And her duffed coverpoint of a wickedy batter, whenever she druv behind her stumps for a tyddlesly wink through his tunnilclefft bagslops after the rising bounder's yorkers, as he studd and

stoddard and trutted and trumpered, to see had lordherry's blackham's red bobby abbels, it tickled her innings to consort pitch at kicksolock in the morm. Tipatonguing him on in her pigeony linguish, with a flick at the bails for lubrication, to scorch her faster, faster. Ye hek, ye hok, ye hucky hiremonger ! Magrath he's my pegger, he is, for bricking up all my old kent road. He'll win your toss, flog your old tom's bowling and I darr ye, barrackybuller, to break his duck! He's posh. I lob him. We're parring all Oogster till the empsyseas run googlie. Declare to ashes and teste his metch! Three for two will do for me and he for thee and she for you. Goeasyosey, for the grace of the fields, or hooley pooley, cuppy, we'll both be bye and by caught in the slips for fear he'd tyre and burst his dunlops and waken her bornybarnies making his boobybabies. The game old
merrimynn, square to leg, with his lolleywide towelhat and his hobbsy socks and his wisden's bosse and his norsery pinafore and his gentleman's grip and his playaboy's plunge and his flannelly feelyfooling, treading her hump and hambledown like a maiden wellheld, ovalled over, with her crease where the pads of her punishments ought to be by womanish rights when, keek, the hen in the doran's shantyqueer began in a kikkery key to laugh it off, yeigh, yeigh, neigh, neigh, the way she was wuck to doodledoo by her gallows bird (how's that? Noball, he carries his bat!) nine hundred and dirty too not out, at all times long past conquering cock of the morgans.
How blame us?
Cocorico!

Jun-28-06  JoeWms: <Offramp> If I knew the cricket language when I played with Finnegan's puns eons ago, I would yet more appreciate the value of that Joyce joy.
Jun-29-06
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  offramp: ♫You walrus hurt the one you love...!♫
Jun-29-06  JoeWms: <offramp: You walrus hurt the one you love...!>

Delicious! Thank you, friend. I remember it well. It was sung by The Walrus and the Carpenters.

Harlan Ellison in his “Repent, Harlequin” must have had you in mind, Offramp, when he referred to an “irresponsible japer of jabberwocky and jive.”

Jun-29-06
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  offramp: <JoeWms> Thank you for the kind thoughts!
Jul-03-06
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  offramp: What beer do you like?

I like Heineken.

Jul-04-06
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  offramp: Do you know that song by Carly Simon, You're So Vain?

I know this sounds weird but - I think that song is about me.

Jul-07-06
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  offramp: When you try to recite the list of World Champions, the one you can't remember says a lot about your personality.
Jul-07-06
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  offramp: The name of which English seaside resort can be made from a word meaning 'farthest from the top' and a word meaning 'frequently'?
Jul-10-06
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  offramp: I just got a job as a cootie-catcher maker.

The pay isn't very good but the Contract of Employment is fantastic.

Jul-10-06  JoeWms: Lousy work.

What's the seaside answer?

Jul-11-06
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  offramp: Lowestoft.
Jul-11-06
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  offramp: Why were they called Pink Floyd? What is the meaning?
Jul-11-06  Benzol: Named after two bluesmen, Pink Anderson and Floyd Council. Syd Barrett had an album by them apparently. RIP Syd and keep shining on you crazy diamond.
Jul-12-06  JoeWms: <offramp> C'mon, guy, give with the seaside resort answer. I put in some Google time on that one.
Jul-12-06
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  offramp: <JoeWms: <offramp> C'mon, guy, give with the seaside resort answer. I put in some Google time on that one.>

It's Lowestoft for the fifty yottillionth time!!

Jul-12-06
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  offramp: <JoeWms> I have told quite a funny true story about a puzzle at Josef Rejfir.
Jul-12-06
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  offramp: Romeo & Juliet got married in India. On their honeymoon they danced a Tango - but what film did they watch on the Bravo channel?
Jul-12-06
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  WannaBe: <offramp> I asked this in the cafe a few days ago, possibly early last week. Do ladies from Chorlton-cum-Hardy get a lot of grief from/because of that name?

And what is the history of Chorlton-cum-Hardy?

Jul-12-06  JoeWms: <offramp: It's Lowestoft for the fifty yottillionth time!!>

If I've told you once, I've told you a yottillion times: Don't exaggerate.

I bit of patience, please, word man. My skill in navigating in and out of forum pages has not caught up to me.

Lowestoft a fair answer.

Jul-13-06
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  offramp: <WannaBe: <offramp> I asked this in the cafe a few days ago, possibly early last week. Do ladies from Chorlton-cum-Hardy get a lot of grief from/because of that name? And what is the history of Chorlton-cum-Hardy?> I had never even thought about the possible double-entendre - nor have I ever heard anyone mention it.

I think Chorlton is most famous as the home town of the Bee Gees. I haven't been there.

Jul-13-06  Stevens: <offramp: Romeo & Juliet got married in India. On their honeymoon they danced a Tango - but what film did they watch on the Bravo channel?>

why, Zulu of course!

Jul-13-06
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  offramp: <Stevens> That's right! Zulu. Good one.
Jul-13-06  JoeWms: <offramp> Your sophisticated work on the <rejfir> puzzle was impressive.

I felt I was being home-towned on the Lowestoft thing. Now I know for sure I am getting the treatment.

On Romeo and Juliet, my wife insisted it was the DeNiro tango in Scent of a Woman. Not near enough points for the problem. I think she went to bed sobbing. I tried West Side Story. Not enough points. (I went to bed sobbing.)

All of a sudden your British buddy <Stevens> jumps out of the bush with Zulu.

Be fair to your colonists. We might revolt.

Zulu? Imdb and similar, no great help. India and Bravo are the only points I can account for.

I do enjoy this site -- but I feel I'm on a scavenger hunt.

Jul-14-06  Stevens: <JoeWms> hi Joe. You've never heard of Zulu?! One of the biggest movies ever! With Michael Cane?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058777/

To be fair, i cheated and looked up the phonetics alphabet since that was the key. Zulu was the only film title there! They also stayed in a Hotel, and played Golf with Mike from Quebec who drove a Sierra. In November... And drank Whiskey... And had a cat called Charlie... am i taking this too far?!

<offramp> did you have a go at the puzzle in the cafe?

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