Straight off the bean I <HATE> AI. AI is really really cheap.
I have spotted that 90% of adverts on telly are all AI.
It is so <CHEAP>.

I am not joking when I say that AI adverts make me feel a <A BIT SICK>.

The trailers are terrible. A total disaster.

There is, to begin with, the name <Snow White>.

In the original story she was (spookily) white. I mean the original Grimm story.

I know that there are supermarkets on both sides of the Atlantic, but <HERE>, in Europe, we bag up our own shopping. We've all always done that.

In Nevada, where I live now; the cashier or a helper will bag for you. And I reuse the free plastic bags as trash bags.

Self-checks are available, sometimes when store is under staffed, only self-checkouts are open. (Usually 6 stations per store)

Plastic bag use plummeted in the UK. People use use reusable bags.

Squashing and crunching

Screams

Rockfalls

Howitzers

Meanwhile, elsewhere on <CG>:

My old friend Abigail Gwelo died two years ago, and she was aged 51, I think. She was Zimbabwean.

Her birthday was 21st May, so I thought about her when this Test started.

In Irish families death is treated very flippantly: if someone has died, then forget about it. When Abigail died I tried to forget her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982...>

Both players speak simultaneously:

He is on his death bed.

<OhioChessFan:

Ferocious Ali: "Remember that game you lost against Akobian? Guess what, you have no scoresheet, you didn't record your moves, you lose!"
Wesley: "I'll kill you.">

<The guest judge is <<Narendra Damodardas Modi> ❝𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮❞>, Prime Minister of India 🧡🤍💚> says:

"I remember that game against Akobian LOL Wesley was defaulted LOL. I'll give that 76/100.

<Retireborn:

" ...And then offramp wanted to know why Caruana has a Jew fro.">

<The guest judge is <<Narendra Damodardas Modi> ❝𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮❞>, Prime Minister of India 🧡🤍💚> says:

"In India we do not allow jewfros, but I have seen <BARTON FINK> fifteen times. I love that scene where Barton gets kicked in his testickalls.
I award this 81/100."

<OhioChessFan:

"THAT'S the name of the tournament? I was hoping for a year's supply of Superbeets!">

<The guest judge is <<Narendra Damodardas Modi> ❝𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮❞>, Prime Minister of India 🧡🤍💚> says:

"Very amusing and enlightening. I award this 85/100.

<WannaBe:

"Are your islands interested in becoming 51st or 52nd state? I know someone you can get in touch with".>

<The guest judge is <<Narendra Damodardas Modi> ❝𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮❞>, Prime Minister of India 🧡🤍💚> says:

"Have you met Duncan Trump? The president? He is a funny guy. You're all right! 72/100."

<offramp:

"Any Americans here?">

<The guest judge is <<Narendra Damodardas Modi> ❝𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮❞>, Prime Minister of India 🧡🤍💚> says:

"Not the best offering. I'll give it 55/100."

<stone free or die:

"Splat!">

<The guest judge is <<Narendra Damodardas Modi> ❝𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮❞>, Prime Minister of India 🧡🤍💚> says:

"Splat! I like its temerity. I award it 71/100."

<stone free or die:

"Must have been something else going on under the table!">

<The guest judge is <<Narendra Damodardas Modi> ❝𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮❞>, Prime Minister of India 🧡🤍💚> says:

"How many of these do you have? I'll award this 90/100."

<THAT'S IT.>

<The guest judge is <<Narendra Damodardas Modi> ❝𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮❞>, Prime Minister of India 🧡🤍💚> says:

"Therefore I name <stone free or die> as the winner. He can now send me the single step to my address in Kolkata.
Best wishes to all! Niemaster!!"

<WELL DONE TO ALL OF YOU!>

He has won a single wheelchair-enabled step.

< Honored members of Off The Ramp Society, distinguished guests,
ladies and gentlemen: What is there
for me to say? Everything wise and
witty has long since been said - by
minds more mature and talents far
greater than mine. For me to thank
you as equals would be presumptuous
- I am an apprentice in the Theater
and have much to learn from you
all. I can say only that I am proud
and happy and that I regard this
great honor not so much as an award
for what I have achieved, but as a
standard to hold against what I
have yet to accomplish.

I would come home after a night drinking, and I'd be STARVING. The obvious thing is to start DEEP FAT FRYING at 1am.

Another idea was to start slicing onions, while you have forgotten why you wanted to slice some onions.

It looks good on the page, and it sounds good out loud.

I thought I understood the first line. But since I don't get the rest of it, maybe I don't understand THAT much.

It reminds me of "Wovon Mann nicht sprechen kann, daruber muss Mann schweigen" (Wittgenstein). I go through periods of thinking that's really deep, and then I don't get the point of saying it at all (no irony intended).

Now "If a lion could speak we could not understand him" . That appeals to me, and it's later Wittgenstein, when he'd pretty much renounced the Tractatus.

I hadn't thought of Wittgenstein as a poet before, but maybe...

If you are intending to say the rosary you will immediately meet a DEAD END. Do you know the er <Apostles' Creed> Weren't they in Rocky III?

The best idea is to substitute the words to <One Nation Under A Groove> by Funkapolitan.

Then, it's an <Our Father> followed by <<TEN> Hail Marys>. Phew!...Then you do 4 more of those (1xOF + 10xHMs).

It's said Pope Francais said a rosary everyday. That's two saids in one!

<<The Popes and the Rosary>

This May [2020], during the month dedicated to the Blessed Virgin Mary, Pope Francis has invited the faithful to renew their love for the Most Holy Rosary, a prayer fully immersed in the Gospel.>

Then don't watch <Breakfast at Tiffany's>

No sir! It is a great means of salvation.

Actually, <do> watch it. I enjoyed the film quite a lot. And there is just one eye patch scene, iirc.>

I have never watched <BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S>.

I <have> seen the brilliant scenes with Mickey Rooney as the japanese-type. They are really funny.

The book is by Truman Capote. Groucho Marx said, in an interview, that Capote was a big fruit. I don't know what that means.