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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Apr-25-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Apr-25-26 Aronian vs I Khamrakulova, 1993
 
offramp: <thegoodanarchist: Any speculation on the meaning of the pun?> The pun refers to <Ivory Soap>, which is "99.44% pure". In 1994 this game was analysed by <ENIAC> and the technicians discovered that Levon Aronian attained an incredible accuracy of 99.44% in this ...
 
   Apr-25-26 Viktor Komliakov (Popa)
 
offramp: <Messiah: Popa? Is that a nickname?> <Popa> is a rank in the hierarchy in the Roman Catholic Church. The rank is immediately above Cardinal and slightly lower than Jesus Christ.
 
   Apr-25-26 Bobby Fischer (replies)
 
offramp: I am impressed with <"BOBBY FISCHER MY 60 MEMORABLE GAMES THE COLLECTORS' EDITION">. ©Bobby Fischer 2026 I am giving the ISBN to remove doubt about who what or when: 978 1 84994 849 4 There is a 2 page introduction by Andy Soltis (2025). I bought it for £24, postage ...
 
   Apr-24-26 W Tuckett vs J G Wise, 1849
 
offramp: There's <MORE> to <COME> soon.
 
   Apr-24-26 chessgames.com chessforum
 
offramp: < User: mel gibson > I know that the Home Page is flooded with adverts. If your house has been flooded you could choose DORMEO mattresses. They have an 80% absorbent quotient. They can be used as barricades against the Apocalypse.
 
   Apr-24-26 Chessgames - TV and Films
 
offramp: <saffuna: <offramp: Did you know that Sausalito CAL has a pop. of 8,000?> And it seems half of the people live on boats. IMDB lists 120 movies filmed partially in Sausalito.> 😆That is really funny, thanks <Saffuna>. I saw the town mentioned in <THE LADY FROM
 
   Apr-24-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I went down the local chess shop, didn't I? They was sellin chess medals, gold silver, bronze etc. They was only two quid a piece. I bought ten of em, for fifteen quid. I wore em all down the chess club. Look at this geezer with all his medals, oh blimey oh riley. That's what ...
 
   Apr-24-26 S K Poormosavi vs I H Labib, 2026
 
offramp: ⭐/★★★★★★ (1 out of 6) A good game with an interesting opening. There are many variations of the C-K which change into other well-known openings, like the Nimzo, the QGD etc. The Bronstein-Larsen has its own identity. This game shows all the main traits, especially ...
 
   Apr-23-26 Alekhine vs Rubinstein, 1921
 
offramp: It's a good pun but the game is very famous. It would have been better to attach this pun to one of AAA's simul triumphs.
 
   Apr-22-26 H Lahdelma vs T Keinanen, 2026
 
offramp: This game was pretty level until this move: 30...Qb4 ∓ [DIAGRAM] I have a feeling that White was optimistic. He played 31. Nxf6. White hopes for ...Nxf6, which leads to a won ♔ + ♙-ending. <(I mean, after Qxf6, then Qf8+, ...Qb4xf8, Rxf8 then exchange ...
 
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May-31-25  stone free or die: <The book is by Truman Capote. Groucho Marx said, in an interview, that Capote was a big fruit. I don't know what that means.>

This photograph provides a good example:

https://fairchildgarden.org/wp-cont...

May-31-25  stone free or die: I think Capote kept his pair under wraps:

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/20...

Jun-02-25
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  offramp: Irakli Beradze nikto!!

Klaatu barada nikto!

Jun-02-25
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  offramp: Is there anyone out there who is, like me, an aficionado of <Ralph Lauren polo shirts>?

I buy the second hand ones, from eBay, roughly £20 to £60.

Here is the question:

<Why do I <never> see two similar Ralph Lauren Polo shirts?>

Surely they don't make the shirts as <one-offs>? Or is the plural <ones-off>?

All the vintage RP Polo shirts are totally different from each other.

Jun-02-25
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  offramp: Great news!

It is time for <CAPTION COMPETITION #13>!! Lucky for everyone!

https://en.chessbase.com/portals/al...

(<As expressive as ever - Hikaru Nakamura playing white against Wei Yi | Photo: Michal Walusza>.)

YOU MUST PROVIDE A HILARIOUS, WITTY punchline to that picture in seven thousand words (or less).

The guest judge is <Katy Perry>, the singer and space traveller.

The winner will receive a single wheelchair-enabled step♿♿. Therefore this heirloom will build week-by-week into a complete set of wheelchair-enabled steps AND if you reply within the next two and a half weeks, you may be eligible for 1% off my autobiography <FLYING SAUCERS ARE REAL!!! AND THE SVESHNIKOV B33> (two books intertwined together. 819pp, 1 diagram.).

ALSO, every time you include the hashtag #potemkin, the Ukrainian 💙💙💛💛 government-in-exile will donate one 🇿inc kopek towards my campaign to make the Primorsky Stairs (aka the Potemkin Steps) fully wheelchair accessible.

So have a punt!

Winners will be announced at 6am on 21st June 2025.

Jun-06-25
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  offramp: Did you like photography, as a hobby?

There were many magazines about photography, with pages and pages of adverts for camera accessories.

The camera itself, then the lens, and a zoom lens, the motor winder, the flash-gun, filters, tripods, reflecting umbrellas, film, a developing room, paper, acid, silver nitrate, ultra-violet lights, projector, screen, aluminium holdall, wife.

Then, one night, all of that became redundant.
All of that paraphernalia was replaced by the smartphone.

Incredible!

Jun-08-25  ewan14: Is that " the Ox " having a post it connection to chess ?
Jun-08-25
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  offramp: James Bond has two hearts. His only weapon is an electric screwdriver. He smokes a meerschaum pipe full of dope.
Jun-08-25
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  offramp: <ewan14: Is that " the Ox " having a post it connection to chess ?>

I don't think I have ever used the word <ox> at chessgames...

Jun-08-25
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  offramp: User: ewan14, I see the post now.

X Xu vs R Praggnanandhaa, 2025 (kibitz #3)

I was trying to point out the difference in <length in names>.

XU has a very short name, and Pragg has a very long name.

<BUT I FORGOT> to actually say that in the post!
So my post doesn't make much sense....

Jun-13-25
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  offramp: I am thinking of buying a new laptop.

Who cares about the size of the laptops HD drive? 500Gb, 1Tb, 2Tb?

Who cares?

You can buy a very portable memory sdmmc card, 512Gb, tiny, for 30-40 euros.

SO buy a laptop with a <SMALL HARD DRIVE>, and buy a big sdmmc card.

Jun-13-25
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  offramp: Jon Pertwee (Dr Who) was always guaranteed to give a slightly nutty performance. I mean, in any programme or film in any role he will give top value!
Jun-15-25
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  offramp: Saint Reinhold of Cologne, also known as Reinhold of Koln, Reinhold of Dortmund, Rainald, Reinold, Reinout, Reynold, Rinaldo, Rinold was a Benedictine monk.
Jun-15-25
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  offramp:
<DON>: I hear that you are a good boy. A good Italian boy.

<VINCENT>: I am Don. I love my family.

<DON>: That's good. Do you speak Italian at home?

<VINCENT>: We do, Don. We love the Italian culture.

<DON>: It's good to hear that. We have roots. Tell me the numbers, count one to 21 in Italian.

<VINCENT>: Don, we don't really use Italian numbers in our household. We er....

<DON>: Well, what is the Italian for cat, dog, mouse?

<VINCENT>: Don, we don't really have those animals in our house...

Jun-20-25
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  offramp: Where was King Solomon's toilet?

His toilet <before> the stables. The men's toilet would have been much smaller than the women's toilet (because he had 1000 wives).

The handicapped toilet would have been closest to the Temple, so that the lame and the halt would travel the shortest distance.

Solomon's stables would have created a huge stink from those horses. The stink from the horses would have drowned out the smell og King Solomon's poo.

It's an interesting theory.

Jun-22-25
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  offramp: I made my own beer and it came out extremely well. It was very yesty, very very yesty. When I opened one of the bottles it foamed like a bastard, but that is a good thing.

My Rheumatologist ــــــــــﮩ٨ـ told me to avoid beer! Because of this thing called <purine> (not the cat food, I hope).

When I drank this beer I could feel the yeast affecting me immediately ᶠᶸᶜᵏме𓀐𓂸.

My gouty toes crankled, and straight away I totally graunched from my gooch to my hunkers. (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥)

My stomach was right keeched (doubled over). Feeling reet moaslins. Like nadgers tight squeezed.

I made that beer too strong!

Jun-22-25
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  offramp: Elvis Costello and Russ Abbott both dress as teddy boys.
Jul-01-25
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  offramp:
<***TRIPLE CAUTION DANGER WARNING🚰***>

<<<🦋🥺🤍🧸١٥٧٤♡

<<Tap water 🌊⋆。𖦹 °.🐚⋆❀˖°🫧is contaminated in the following counties:

<SURREY
ESSEX
KENT
GREATER LONDON
BERKSHIRE
& ALL THE OTHER ONES.

Do not drink water or <Doug Boileau>。˚○💦 ⋆˚࿔🌊。˚○.

DO NOT leave the house <(chemtrails)⋆.ೃ࿔☁️ ݁ ˖*༄ <ALWAYS wear a mask😷>>.>>>>

BTW, none of that affects me. I am doing fine.

Jul-01-25
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  offramp: I know a load of you lot know that I live in Wimbledon, don't I?

I got a bus down to the Tennis Ground. It was bleedin PACKED.

At the gates I said "there is someone with my tickets don't they??" And, <DO you want a huge NOSE??> A flippant method way of threaten to crack open another human's nose.

They let me in, and I hung around Centre Court.
I hate tennis, BTW.

Some French player was going to the changing rooms and I was saying, "No press, no press" to the paparazzi, and I got allowed into the changing rooms.

I gave that French tennis player the most colossal godawful kick in his bollocks. I am not joking. LOL!!

So I put on his clothing and took his tennis bat and can you believe it I won!! 6-4 5-7 6-3 2-6 8-6.

GG.

Jul-03-25
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  offramp: I went to confession but I couldn't resist bashing one out.
Jul-04-25
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  offramp: Tennis at Wimbledon is nearly half way through.

England is playing India at cricket at Edgbaston; that is going to be another very good Test. The game is now in the third day, of 5.

Women's Football Euro Championships is going on in Switzerland. After the group stage it'll get very interesting.

At the same time there's the FIFA Club World Cup, in the USA.

Great entertainment.

Jul-04-25
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  offramp:
<CHESSGAMES CRICKET>

You choose 11 games, using this link:
https://www.chessgames.com/perl/che...
(It's on the home page.)

Your cricket score is the number of moves.

I'LL do the same. It'll be a ODI - single innings.

Actually, it might be better to have a 5-a-side match.

I'll go first:
Taubenhaus vs de Riviere, 1887
V Ostrogsky vs A Lueth, 1904
M L Hanauer vs Shainswit, 1943
A David vs R Djurhuus, 1985
Lasker vs J M Hanham, 1893

Jul-05-25
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  offramp: Apocalypse Now/Superman.
Jul-13-25
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  offramp: The cricket Test series, England v India, has been very close. ATM it is 1 Test each (1-1).

The 3rd Test has just had a rare occurrence: a <tie on 1st innings scores>: England scored 387 in a day and a half, then India scored 387 in similar swashbuckling style in a day and a half.

After 3 days of cricket (c.18 hours), both teams are back to exactly where they were 3 days ago!

Great, GREAT Crick🏏et🫶🏻🥹❤️‍🩹!

Jul-13-25
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  offramp: Women England are playing Wales Women.

For once, I want Eng to beat Wales. I think it'll be about 6-0.

Tomorrow, the last day of Eng v India will end up very very close: Eng will win by 2-10 runs.

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