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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-19-09
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  Phony Benoni: http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Not as dramatic as Gibson's home run in 1988, but just as shattering. By the way, that laconic <Wertz flied out to center> in the Indians' 8th inning in THE CATCH; you think they could have awarded it a couple of exclamation points.

Jun-19-09  Jim Bartle: The knuckleballer M. Butterfly! Great stuff. I wonder if there are any photos of the marriage of Figaro.

Come on, my riddle is pretty easy, don't think too hard and it will come to you right away.

So Dusty Rhodes died. Before my times, but my parents certainly remembered him and talked about him as great. Much later I was surprised to learn he was mainly a pinch-hitter.

Jun-19-09  playground player: Dusty Rhodes in 1954: for what it's worth, his Strat-O-Matic card looks a lot like Babe Ruth's for 1927. He was supposed to be a pinch-hitter in the '54 World Series, but he was so hot by then, Durocher finally had to start him in the outfield--over Hall of Famer Monte Irvin.

As for Gary Pettis: I remember Tony Kubek broadcasting a Game of the Week and saying, "Gary Pettis is the ideal leadoff man, even though he doesn't get on base much." Huh???

Jun-19-09  Jim Bartle: "Wertz flied out to center (in Fenway Park)."
Jun-19-09
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> Oh, I got your riddle guickly enough, but I believe in letting others have a chance to guess. Bringing up Tony Lazzeri was just a broad hint.

Strat-O-Matic was another game my brother invariablly beat me at. He'd do stuff like bring in his best relief pitcher for the second inning--game after game. When I protested that he couldn't do that because the pitcher would wear down, he said "This is just a card! It doesn't wear down!"

I'm still not sure which of us was being realisitc.

Jun-19-09  Jim Bartle: Oh that's right, for Pete's sake. Tony Lazzeri, 1926.
Jun-20-09  playground player: <Phony Benoni> There's always someone who has to cheat at Strat-O-Matic! "Wow, look at this: Johnny Grubb batted 1% of the time against lefty pitching, and hit a double. Therefore the left-hand side of his card is solid doubles, and I can use him against lefty pitching all the time!" There's always someone who has to spoil it.
Jun-20-09  Jim Bartle: I don't think I every played Strat-O-Matic, but I played a game where each player had a doughnut-shaped card which was placed over a ring where you spun an arrow. The areas on the cards indicated the players' abilities.

I had the historical version, and those player rings had a lasting effect on my opinions of their relative abilities. For example, both Hack Wilson and Hank Greenberg had huge home run sections, almost as large as Ruth and I think bigger than Gehrig. So for the longest time I thought they were two of the best ten players ever.

Jun-20-09
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> Oh, yeah, I think that was "All-Star Baseball", and I seem to associate Ted Williams as the name on it. I remember one day Lefty Grove being one out from a perfect game, and the spinner got very close to the "7" for a single. I looked and looked, struggled with my conscience, decided it was on the line and spun again.

Maybe that's why my karma is no good.

I liked to try and come up with my own versions of baseball games, and invent teams with appropirate nicknames. My favorite, from a town in Kentucky, was the "Paducah Hazards".

Jun-20-09
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  Phony Benoni: Sorry, it was Ethan Allen All-Star Baseball. At least, this is the version I remember: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_St...
Jun-20-09  Jim Bartle: Paducah Hazards!

I had a friend in college who had devised a very elaborate league based on teams from six towns in Oklahoma, and using the names of members of the Oklahoma dentists society from 1915 or something. The teams were from Enid, Macalester and towns like that. I was irritated that there was no team from Bartlesville.

Jun-21-09  A.G. Argent: LaRussa's will become the third all-time winningest manager behind Mack and McGraw if the Redbirds take the Royals today. If I knew that, I'd forgotten it. Pretty impressive actually, especially these days. I haven't looked but I wonder which active skipper is behind him.
Jun-22-09  Travis Bickle: <Phony Benoni, Jim Bartle, A.G. Argent> and all you serious baseball fans should watch this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShM...

Jun-22-09
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  Phony Benoni: <A.G.Argent>: LaRussa's been #3 for some time; the milestone he seems to have hit is win #2500.

If you go here:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/m...

and click on the <"W"> header, you will sort by number of wins. The current top five are LaRussa, Cox, Torre, Piniella, and Leyland.

Jun-22-09
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  Phony Benoni: <Travis Bickle> Oh, and speaking of PIniella and Leyland...

The Tigers just swept the Brewers out of first place. Now it's the Cubbies' turn.

Jun-22-09  playground player: I used to like to replay whole major league seasons with Strat-O-Matic. I didn't have the equipment to keep batting averages, but ERAs and strikeouts, home runs and RBIs, generally turned out to be amazingly close to the historical totals.

Prime example: I was replaying the 1927 American League season, every game, using the regular pitching rotation for each team--and damned if Babe Ruth didn't hit No. 60 off Tom Zachary of the old Washington Senators, just like he did in real life. Now that's a simulation!

Jun-22-09  Deus Ex Alekhina: The Sunday Detroit Free Press ran a story in its Business section about how the visit of the Cubs would help boost sagging attendance at Tiger stadium. The Tigers will treat the Cubs the same way that President Obama treated that pesky fly.
Jun-23-09  Jim Bartle: While moving I found a copy of the Bill James book on managers, which I not only didnt know I had, I didnt even know existed.

In any case, he had a rough rating system for managers, based on certain benchmarks for each season. In 1997 LaRussa rated No. 31 all-time, but a quick calculation shows him at No. 6 now, the only manager in the top ten from the past forty years. Didnt check Bobby Cox, though.

I still think LaRussas World Series record is one of the stranger things in baseball. Five series, only 22 games--two over the minimum. Never even reached a sixth game.

Jun-23-09  Travis Bickle: <Phony Benoni:<<Travis Bickle>> Oh, and speaking of PIniella and Leyland... The Tigers just swept the Brewers out of first place. Now it's the Cubbies' turn.> Phony The Cubs dont play no games! Here's what happened when a white sox shot his mouth off to a Cub! http://thenastyboys.files.wordpress...

And now you have Carlos "THE BIG Z" Zambrano on the hill tonight in detroit! You dont want to get him mad either!! I hope when Carlos is mowing down those tiger bums, some drunken rummy Tiger fans dont aggravate Big Z or this is what could happen! http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/bi...

Jun-23-09
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  Phony Benoni: <playgournd player> I never made it through a full season of Strato-Matic. My best was about half-way through 1964, and that took several years. Just too many distractions; you know, chess and stuff like that.

<JB> Now you've probably jinxed LaRussa, and he'll have a seven-gamer for sure if he ever gets back to the Series. Indeed, they'll probably bring back the original best-of-nine format just for him.

Besides Bobby Cox, you might recalibrate Joe Torre to see where he fits now. With them and LaRussa ready to join the exclusive five-decade managers club next year, I wonder why they have managed to last so long. My perception is of three different types of managers: LaRussa cerebral, Cox the father figure, Torre the calm, yet strong older brother. None of them seem the fiery type like John McGraw or Billy Martin.

In fact, the only thing the three seem to have in common is a knack for winning. Could that have anything to do with it?

<Travis bickle> Your faith in the Cubs is touching. Misguided, but touching. Since you are a friend, I will avoid the more accurate term, pathetic.

In reality, the pessimist in me is rising to the surface about this series. Whenever the Tigers win four in a row, they generally turn intot he Lions for a few days.

Jun-23-09  Jim Bartle: Read a headline at cnnsi.com today: "Tigers are Unstoppable!"

Unfortunately it was about the LSU Tigers in the College World Series.

Actually the Bill James book goes into all sorts of other ways managers are different: how they use starting pitchers, how they use the bullpen, emotinal leader or strategist, do they depend of young guys or veterans, like to platoon, what sort of players kept as reserves, use whole roster or depend on regulars, want good fielders or are hitters more important, types of pitchers they like (control or power), like to bunt and steal bases, etc.

Interesting how different managers have been successful with different, in fact opposing, strategies.

Jun-23-09  Deus Ex Alekhina: I see that Zoilo Versalles 1961 rookie card refers to him as "Zorro Versalles". Presumably he got that nickname from the popular TV series with Guy Williams & Annette Funicello & not from the reference mentioned in the Godfather movie sequel
Jun-23-09  Benzol: Hi Dave,

I think Game Collection: USSR Championship Tournament Index is a great idea and I don't think that anyone else has put an index together.

Game Collection: USSR Championship Player Index is also a good idea but how you deal with 355 players without it getting unwieldy is a bit of a puzzler. With so many players it's difficult to suggest anything without losing completeness. Perhaps you could put the two Swiss Chps ( 1967 & 1991 ) together in a separate sub-index with links to the others and vice-versa.

Just a thought.

Cheers mate.

:)

Jun-24-09
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  Phony Benoni: Tigers 5, Cubs 4. Take that, Bears!
Jun-24-09  playground player: <Phony Benoni> I think SOM has software now that lets you run through a full season in two shakes of a lamb's tail, with the computer playing all the games. Where's the fun in that?
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