He says that he's been a computer salesman for 30 YEARS! Not only that, but by the age of 14 he won some award for his skills as a salesman!!!

So..... Is it Policeman,armed forces,mountain climber,chess master,award winning salesman,computer programmer,teacher,psychologist,or the many other professions you've mastered over the years AJ??

More lies, tut tut.>

<LMAJ> started programming when the first computers became available. He is a true pioneer.

<LIFE Master AJ: Thanks for the posts, I really enjoyed it.

I will tell you a true story. When I was 12-14; (I don't remember exactly what year, early 1970's) ... I wrote a program, with an older fellow.

It was the FIRST program of its kind around here, it allowed the Escambia County to automate their check writing. (official pay-checks)

The fellow that I co-wrote it with, got all the money and all the recognition, I did all the programming work. It was my understanding that he got quite a bit of money, maybe thousands of dollars. (He gave my Mother a chunk of it, she would never tell me how much.)

I never saw a dime of it. I remember asking to go to a chess tournament (with maybe some of the money that I felt that I had earned) a few months later, and my Mom literally laughed in my face.

Contrary to what a lot of people think, I know a lot about hard work. My Dad and Mom got divorced when I was eight years old. I remember going out on a Saturday, working all day pushing a mower to make few bucks. When I first started, I had to reach up to grab the handles of the lawn-mower.

When I came home, I usally gave every cent of it to my Mother.

we, the citezin of this page, basher and defender must all rise each time AJ will sing this song.

heres the trololo song, just imagine aj singing it.

this song poetically express the feeling after trolling.

you dont need lyrics for it, all you need is just to express your self.

<Prince Abdul Hassan Akimba>-I am sorry about your plight, but I'd feel uncomfortable transferring money to Nigeria. My chess coach is in Europe and when I wire money to him they really look at me weird at my bank.

<Dr. Smith>-I'm single right now, so I don't need any viagra at the moment, but thanks for the offer. It is amazing that there is a female equivalent of the drug though now. Perhaps it's a pic of LMAJ?

<chess.com>-I'll move when I'm ready.

<redhotpawn>-Same for you.

<USCF>-I know I have to renew my membership at the end of the month. And I'm broke so I'm not buying anything.

<NewInChess>-Same to you, have you checked the exchange rate lately?

<Victoria's Secret>-Okay look, I bought my gf something from your store ONCE and IT WAS NOT FOR ME. There is no reason to bombard my inbox every month. I promise you carry nothing whatsoever that I'll "look sexy in."

<USCF>-I am not interested in participating in the All-Girl state championship.

<twitter>-most of these followers are not real people, but links to dirty websites.

<Prince Raman Husta Ofastka>-If you guys have so much money, why not contact the UN as opposed to random people with email accounts?

<Amazon>-Thank you, I have enough investing books at the moment. And yes I love to read Science Fiction, but I'm being judicious with the money right now. And I'm really good on opening books, although the Openings According to Anand vol. 500 would complete the collection...