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Jun-07-15 | | TheFocus: Hypnotists reckon they can cure alcoholism merely by implanting an idea in the drinker's head. It's a sobering thought. |
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Jun-11-15 | | TheFocus: If you ever hit rock bottom, bring some beer. I'm almost out. |
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Jun-13-15 | | TheFocus: A real problem drinker is a guy who never dies. |
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Jun-14-15 | | TheFocus: Where do you see yourself in five beers? |
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Jun-15-15 | | john barleycorn: <TheFocus: Where do you see yourself in five beers?> At the end of the warm up session? |
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Jul-22-15 | | TheFocus: I'm a massive seaweed enthusiast.
I seaweed, I smoke it. |
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Jul-22-15 | | TheFocus: The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water.
The beauty of the office is that water bottles are allowed. |
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Aug-08-15 | | thegoodanarchist: <TheFocus: I'm a massive seaweed enthusiast. I seaweed, I smoke it.>
I am still on a seafood diet - I seafood, I eat it. |
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Aug-08-15 | | thegoodanarchist: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he? |
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Aug-08-15 | | Travis Bickle: How to speak Australian...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3R... |
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Aug-08-15 | | Travis Bickle: How to speak Australian #2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGv... |
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Aug-10-15 | | TheFocus: I've learned to take life with a grain of salt.
Plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila. |
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Aug-10-15 | | TheFocus: If bars can say no to drunk people, why won't McDonalds say no to fat people? |
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Aug-10-15 | | TheFocus: Liquor and beer, never fear.
Beer and liquor, yadda, yadda, yadda, mugshot. |
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Aug-10-15 | | TheFocus: I asked my date what she wanted to drink.
She said, "I guess I'll have champagne."
I said, "Guess again." |
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Aug-11-15 | | TheFocus: Say what you want about drunk people, but at least they've had all their shots. |
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Aug-11-15 | | TheFocus: "Vodka!"
"Whiskey!"
"Tequila!"
Yep, I'm calling the shots now. |
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Aug-13-15
 | | WannaBe: True "Breakfast of Champions"
https://www.yahoo.com/food/wheaties... |
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Aug-15-15 | | TheFocus: My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish out for a walk. (Hiccup) I'll show her. |
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Aug-15-15 | | TheFocus: I was planning on taking a flu shot until I found out it wasn't a kind of drink. |
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Aug-15-15 | | TheFocus: you know you're drunk when mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you. |
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Aug-16-15 | | TheFocus: I pointed across the bar at two washed up dudes on their last legs. "Hey, man. If we don't slow down on our drinking, we'll look like those two old cusses in ten years." Partner looked at me and said, "Dude, that's a mirror." |
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Aug-23-15 | | TheFocus: Sometimes there's no nicer feeling than peeing into a bottle. But other times I hate my job at the brewery. |
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Aug-23-15
 | | Benzol: <TheFocus> <Sometimes there's no nicer feeling than peeing into a bottle.> Is there a notice on the product saying that all the beer from this brewery has been passed by the management? |
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Aug-23-15 | | TheFocus: After ten cans of beer, my wife becomes very attractive. I have to tell her that: she's a violent drunk. |
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