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| May-17-11 | | mindfreakkk: +2 -27 ?? This algorithm must be a joke! |
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May-19-11
 | | OhioChessFan: A good old boy in Kentucky won a million dollars in the lottery. The newspaper took his picture and ran a big story about his good fortune. A year later, they decided to do a followup. The reporter asked him how things were going, and the good old boy said "I'm flat broke". The reporter asked "How in the world did that happen already?" The good old boy said "Well, I spent some on moonshine, some betting the horses, some chasing women, and the rest I just plumb wasted." |
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| May-19-11 | | BobCrisp: As told by <George Best>. |
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Jul-22-11
 | | HeMateMe: What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common?
Both live off of dead Beetles. |
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Jul-31-11
| | HeMateMe: Q: Why do nuns always walk in pairs?
A: One nun makes sure that the other nun gets none. |
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Jul-31-11
 | | moronovich: And what is black and white,
black and white,black and white,black and white,black and white....
???
Two nuns,tumbling down a stair.
W.Allen. |
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Sep-29-11
| | OhioChessFan: Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seat belt! |
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Sep-29-11
| | OhioChessFan: What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust. |
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| Sep-29-11 | | Shams: <OCF> Wow, you just walked up the mound and threw those fastballs one after another, didn't you. |
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| Sep-30-11 | | BishopofBlunder: A nun is on her way to church when a man grabs her, pulls her into the bushes and rapes her. Afterward, the man says, "So, sister, what are you going to tell the priest in confession today?" "I shall tell him the truth," she replied. "I shall say that, on my way to church, a man grabbed me, ripped my clothes off, and raped me twice. Unless you're tired." |
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Oct-28-11
| | OhioChessFan: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side. |
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| Nov-16-11 | | whiteshark: Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push ~ Joker |
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| Dec-03-11 | | The Rocket: this engine is rated 2410 computer elo believe it or not. I beat it quite nicely. Most of its streight is tactical search which is quite decent for such a conventional program and it shows how much this means in chess ugiven that it still ugives humans a hard time despite 1500 positional streight some times worse than that. |
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Dec-03-11
 | | SteinitzLives: It picks moves and grins afterwards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmVu... |
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Dec-16-11
| | HeMateMe: Tim Tebow asks for an audience with the Pope, who grants it. Tebow flies to Rome and the Pope gives him a tour of the Vatican, the Sistine Chapel, everything. But it's Sunday morning and now the Pope needs to deliver Mass to the 50,000 people waiting in St. Peter's Square below his window. "Come with me to the window and see for yourself," the Pope says. The two of them go to the window. Down below, an Italian guy says to his buddy, "Hey, who's the guy in the pointy hat next to Tebow?" |
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| Apr-25-12 | | Whitehat1963: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 0300. Infantry. Joker!
Private Joker: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 4212. Basic Military Journalism. You gotta be @#$%tin' me, Joker. You think you're Mickey Spillane? You think you're some kind of a @#$%* ' writer? Private Joker: Sir, I wrote for my high school newspaper, sir! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Jesus H. Christ! You're not a writer. You're a killer! Private Joker: A killer, yes, sir! |
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| Apr-25-12 | | Whitehat1963: Did you know that half the GMs at the Russian Championships, ahem, enjoy themselves in the shower and the other half sing? Know what they sing? |
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Apr-25-12
 | | AylerKupp: Don't make fun of Joker! On the latest CCRL 40/40 rating list it was rated in a tie for 172-174 with Ant 2006-E and the aptly named Mediocre 0.4 (to think that there likely were Mediocre 0.1, 0.2, and 0.3 versions which were presumably worse). Joker's rating is 2392 but don't get too excited; computer ratings are not equivalent to human ratings. At the bottom of the list is Predateur 2.2 64-bit, ranked 241, with a rating of 1945. And to think that there's probably a 32-bit version which plays worse! |
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Apr-25-12
| | AylerKupp: But, to get with the program:
Q: Why does the punk rocker cross the road?
A: Because he was stapled to a chicken. |
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| Apr-25-12 | | Whitehat1963: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humor |
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| Apr-25-12 | | Whitehat1963: http://www.hnu.edu/ishs/index.htm |
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| Apr-25-12 | | Whitehat1963: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSgR... |
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| May-02-12 | | Whitehat1963: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? |
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Sep-06-12
| | OhioChessFan: A woman decides to spice up her marriage and gets a self help book, which suggests greeting her husband at the door naked. When the husband asks what is going on, she's to tell him "This is my Love Dress. How do you like it?". The woman thinks that's a great idea and decides to try it. So that night, the husband comes home, and she greets him, au naturel. The husband says "What is going on here?" The wife says "Oh, this is my Love Dress. How do you like it?". The husband says, "Well, I guess it's okay, but you could of ironed it first." |
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Sep-06-12
 | | Fusilli: In the nursing home, an elderly man says to an elderly lady: "Ms. Smith, guess how old I am!" She says: "pull down your pants and underwear and I'll tell you." So, he goes, "Okay!" and proceeds to do just that. The lady looks at his private parts for a good while and says "you are 86 years old". He goes: "Wow, yes, how did you figure that out?" The answer: "You told me over lunch". |
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