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Nov-17-09
 | | tamar: See, folks, there is just too much homework for DENSA. To get in you have to compare and contrast the feuds on the Wesley So page with Magnus Carlsen. That is thousands of pages of reading. |
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| Nov-17-09 | | Jim Bartle: You misread it. Just by doing it, you're automatically in. |
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| Nov-17-09 | | PinnedPiece: I thank God that my wife is certified in cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR). She found me thrashing around on the floor tonight and immediately began emergency efforts. For my part, I watched myself from the ceiling, as my body lay below my computer screen, with an odd group of cheerleaders (Sarah Palin was among them) strangely yelling "Hey, Hey whaddiya say! Live to Lie another day!" My wife has advised me to spend more time outside, like raking leaves or something. . |
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Nov-17-09
 | | WannaBe: <technical draw: <Can I be the Treasurer of Densa?? I'll pay you 20 bucks if you let me!>
I don't know <WannaBe>. Sometimes you exhibit intelligence slightly above are maximum IQ level (55). On average you could qualify but we wouldn't want someone here gloating of getting 56 on an IQ test. Send the 20 bucks anyway and I'll think about it.> My very dearest <technical draw> As soon as the G@#@!$$%$%^%^D2!@#$## animals will get into the FedEx box, you will get the 20 bucks... However, by the time they arrive, it could be very smelly, and you may have your hands full of angry antlered animals!!! |
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| Nov-18-09 | | PinnedPiece: I invented the widely used internet abbreviation, ROFDOL, pronounced ""roff doll" and meaning "rolling on the floor dying of laughter." This abbreviation first gained wide media attention when found in a text message on a cell phone stolen from Chelsea Clinton. It had been forwarded to her from Hillary--from me--about a health care plan she was proposing at the time. . |
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| Nov-18-09 | | SamAtoms1980: I have ordered ---- and have been served ---- ROFL Waffles in an IHOP in Long Beach, Calif. |
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| Nov-18-09 | | SamAtoms1722: I am not the original SamAtoms. |
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| Nov-18-09 | | technical draw: Obama says there are 57 states. Welcome to Densa, Mr. President! |
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| Nov-18-09 | | Red October: is he the first Democrat to be inducted ? |
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| Nov-18-09 | | technical draw: If you want to know how many Democrats are in Densa but don't want to be bamboozled, led down the primrose path, conned or duped; if you don't want to have the wool pulled over your eyes, hoodwinked, taken for a ride, or railroaded, then send TD $20 and I'll send you the list. |
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| Nov-18-09 | | Red October: how many Women are there in <Mensa> |
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| Nov-18-09 | | technical draw: < how many Women are there in <Mensa>> Women are allowed in Mensa, but just like in chess they are given an extra 50 IQ points just to "even" the playing field. |
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Nov-18-09
| | WannaBe: http://omg.yahoo.com/news/johnny-de... Why don't they have Sexiest Rabbit Alive contest? |
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| Nov-18-09 | | Red October: Elmer Fudd might have something to do with it |
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| Nov-18-09 | | technical draw: I won the sexiest chess player, over 50, glasses wearing, goatee wearing, $20 scamming, alive contest. |
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| Nov-18-09 | | Red October: until they realized the Goat was cuter ? |
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| Nov-18-09 | | Red October: <TD> you just described <Professor Calculus> http://www.tintinmilou.free.fr/tour... |
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| Nov-18-09 | | technical draw: < <TD> you just described <Professor Calculus>>
That's right. But I should add Bowler hat wearing. |
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Nov-19-09
| | WannaBe: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/column... The field, for the world cup is set, I'm quite sure that Mozambique will win it all! |
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| Nov-19-09 | | Jack Bauer: I'm doing God's work. |
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| Nov-19-09 | | technical draw: I have been working here at Chessgames undercover for the American Psychiatric Society studying the habits and mental condition of chess players. My 5 year study is over and I will be submitting a paper next week. I want to thank you all for your cooperation in this successful scientific study. Especially you <WannaBe> for giving me tons of material for the chapter on "Psychosis in the Amateur Male Chess Player". Of course I'll make a lot of money on this study but I can't share it with anyone, union rules. Sorry. |
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Nov-19-09
 | | HeMateMe: <technical draw:> Sounds like a terrific read. Will this result in our being contacted my institutionalized people, like Hannibal Lecter or Chuck Manson? |
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| Nov-19-09 | | technical draw: <Will this result in our being contacted my institutionalized people, like Hannibal Lecter or Chuck Manson?> No but some of you will get full page displays in Psychiatry Today. I have pictures of some of you with kings in an ear! hahaha! |
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Nov-20-09
| | WannaBe: Perhaps, after reading your publication, <technical draw>, my doctor will finally let me have a plastic chess set in my padded 'room' here. At Arkham. |
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Nov-20-09
| | HeMateMe: My own room was near the Scarecrow. Nice fellow, although he had no visitors. Definitely needed a wardrobe upgrade. |
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