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Nov-20-09
 | | WannaBe: Here is a photo of Dr. <technical draw> attempting to remove a pawn that was shoved up a patient's nose!! http://tudzy.com/wp-content/uploads... |
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| Nov-21-09 | | technical draw: I'm organizing a forum to end international stereotyping. You are all welcome to join and make this work. Except Italians because as you know all Italians are in the mafia and they may want to take over the operation. But no problem because the Chinese will protect us with their Kung Fu. The Jews will keep the records because they are good with numbers. For our black brothers there will be a basketball game after the meeting. You Irish try to arrive sober, please. And our Hispanic brothers should leave their knives at the door. We will do our part to end stereotyping in our time. Thank you. |
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| Nov-21-09 | | Red October: hey you left out the Indians!!!! |
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| Nov-21-09 | | technical draw: <hey you left out the Indians!!!!> Strange that's the first time I've heard someone complain about NOT being included in an ethnic joke! |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Jim Bartle: Not funny, TD!! |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Jim Bartle: TD: Don't you realize this is the "Odd Lie" page? Everything you say is a lie? So if you say "Not funny!" it means... |
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| Nov-22-09 | | technical draw: ooops! I finally fell for it! |
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Nov-22-09
 | | tamar: The Peruvians are very sly. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | technical draw: Ok, it's baaaacccckk:
OMG, my meeting was a disaster. (see above). First the Irish arrived plastered and started fighting with the Chinese. Soon everyone was Kung Fu fighting. Their fists were fast as lighting. In fact it was a little bit frightening. Then the Hispanics pulled out knives and I yelled, "Hey you're supposed to check those knives at the door!" They said, "Knives? You call these knives? They're not knives, they're switch blades!"
The Jews disappeared and also the books and all the money. The blacks finally arrived and I thought they would help but they were beings chased by cops. Which was good because the cops stopped the fight and arrested everyone. So there I was in a wrecked room with my head down low but just glad that I was OK. Then I heard a voice. "Hey, wassa matter for you? What has Don Vincenzo done to you that you insult him like this? Why wasn't the Italians invited and right in our territory, too? Tonight you sleep with the fish"! aaarrrggghh... |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Jim Bartle: That story really can't be true. Because all the Hispanics are busy trying to sneak into the United States and steal all the good jobs. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Red October: it was the Indians.. bloody Indians!! |
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| Nov-22-09 | | technical draw: <RO> In my next parody I would include some Indian stereotypes except I don't know any. Maybe I can work in a mini-market gag. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | hms123: <TD> The Indians are too smart to be stereotyped. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Red October: absolutely <hms> we are the smartest people around.. Bill Gates - Indian but they painted him White because he dropped out of college, imagine the disgrace his parents would have to face at Diwali parties and weddings.. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | hms123: <RO> I knew it! Bill Gates had to be Indian because of his computer expertise. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | technical draw: <had to be Indian because of his computer expertise.> Hmmm, maybe you're on to something there hms. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Red October: that too, not to mention his marketing skills which are unique to us Indians |
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| Nov-22-09 | | hms123: <RO> How come you get all the good stereotypes? <TD> I thought you would like "too smart etc." |
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Nov-22-09
| | tamar: I heard Obama was an Indian, and born in Mumbai, and that is why he can't produce a birth certificate, and Lou Dobbs left CNN. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Red October: with a population of 1 billion if we started keeping birth certificates we would run out of toilet paper like Cuba... |
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| Nov-22-09 | | technical draw: Stereotypes can't be too "good" because then they won't be funny. Nor can they be too "bad" because that could cause anger. I might have to steal from the Simpsons on my next one. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Red October: do all Hispanics think they have a good sense of humour ? |
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| Nov-22-09 | | technical draw: <do all Hispanics think they have a good sense of humour ?> Yes, of course. |
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| Nov-22-09 | | Red October: of course Obama is American, he was born in Al-Obama... |
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| Nov-22-09 | | technical draw: <RO> Are you related to Russell Peters? |
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