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Jan-11-10
 | | HeMateMe: I googled 'viagara' and was sent to IMBD's "White Men Can't Hump." |
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| Jan-11-10 | | PinnedPiece: ==International Concepts Lesson 338==
Lecturer: <whiteshark>
Topic: <World Health Care>Instruction: The U.N. will take over the health systems of all Nations when pigs can fly. Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying...
Special Note from <whiteshark>: The swine flu already. |
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| Jan-11-10 | | NakoSonorense: I find myself in an ultimate state of shock to learn that Mark McGwire used steroids during his baseball career. Shock, I say. |
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| Jan-11-10 | | Raisin Death Ray: <NakoSonorense> First Ellen DeGeneres comes out of the closet, then Mark McGwire admits to using steriods! Will the surprises never end!!!!!! |
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| Jan-12-10 | | technical draw: This is a photo of my grandfather. He was a janitor at Princeton. While he was cleaning Prof. Einstein's office a photographer came in and took his picture. Einstein was actually a well groomed man, my grandfather, not so much. http://www.mlahanas.de/Physics/Bios... |
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| Jan-12-10 | | weisyschwarz: Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh do not share a birthday. |
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| Jan-12-10 | | capatal: A stitch in time might have confused Einstein. |
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| Jan-12-10 | | TheFocus: A little-known theory of Einstein's was E = MCHammer. It was not that popular. Neither was MC Hammer. Albert also pronounced his name as Einsteen. Most people mispronounced it but Al was too shy to correct them. |
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Jan-12-10
| | HeMateMe: Oppenheimer said "Albert, please hand me the plutonium." Al said "Can't touch DAT!! |
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| Jan-12-10 | | technical draw: I changed the name of the African country Burkina Faso from Republic of Upper Volta. Why? Because I had hundreds of stamps of Upper Volta and they are now worth millions! Millions, I say! |
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| Jan-13-10 | | Calli: Okay I admit using steroids, but I would be just as good a kibitzer without them. |
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| Jan-13-10 | | weisyschwarz: I just heard that the Greeks eat their heros. Ewww! No wonder Kotronias and his team are doing so poorly in Turkey. |
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| Jan-13-10 | | TheFocus: <weisyschwarz> No. They eat gyro sandwiches. Gyro is pronounced like hero.
But I bet you knew that and was pulling our leg. |
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| Jan-14-10 | | weisyschwarz: <TheFocus> What? Who? Me? No! Honestly! |
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| Jan-14-10 | | technical draw: Do they have turkey sandwiches in Turkey? |
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| Jan-14-10 | | sani: are hungarians hungry? |
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| Jan-14-10 | | NakoSonorense: Are people in Sweden sweet? |
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Jan-14-10
 | | tpstar: Are Cubans cubes? |
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| Jan-14-10 | | technical draw: Are there a lot of 5 dollar bills in Finland? |
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Jan-14-10
 | | Annie K.: <tpstar: <Are Cubans cubes?>> Are two-dimensional Cubans squares?
(Q: How do you get a two-dimensional Cuban?
A: Try a steamroller. Then again, maybe a Cuban cartoon character would do too.) |
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| Jan-14-10 | | PinnedPiece: Does an American have a merry can? |
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Jan-14-10
| | HeMateMe: Images can be confusing. When Fischer got off the plane at Reykjavik, I saw a fan hand him a copy of "Terrapin Station", looking to get a signed copy. |
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| Jan-15-10 | | capatal: Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy. |
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| Jan-15-10 | | technical draw: I was the original Mexican cliff diver. Actually I was being chased by angry husbands when I accidently fell off the cliff. But the men got their revenge by starting a tourist attraction. Hmm, I wonder if I can sue? |
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| Jan-15-10 | | weisyschwarz: New book coming out on Vovsha:
"The Rook of Eli."
The most enterprising bloke here will take this to the pun submission page. Don't forget to footnote the book. |
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