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| Feb-07-10 | | wolfmaster: The Clydesdales' friendships will never be stopped by a fence. |
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Feb-08-10
 | | WannaBe: I am already standing in line for the free Grand Slam Breakfast... http://www.associatedcontent.com/ar... (Sent from my new iGrape, personal-go-every-where-solar-powered-eco-green--
nonpollutin'-Saints-Rootin'-
Made-in-America-Gas/Brake-pedal-worry-free-Union-
-lovin'-Good-Ol-U-S-of-A*)
*Made in Taiwan... |
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| Feb-08-10 | | whiteshark: I invented the sport <chess curling>. = < = ♔ = < = ♕ = < = ♖ = < = ♗ = < = ♘ = >>>>>> It's played by two teams with unknown number of players. 1) <classic chess curling>: all chess pieces are placed on the 8x8 field like in chess and each team has 8 stones to push. 2) <naked square chess curling>: the team plays their 16 chess stones on a 8x8 square. 3) <fixed king chess curling> Kings are fixed on e1/e8. 15 stones to push. 4) <chess curling <960>> isn't it obvious? The winner is who checkmate first. If there is no checkmate the team who gives the most checks wins. Pieces outside don't play/count.
The remaining rules are of minor importance. It'll take only two years to exlain them to you. |
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| Feb-08-10 | | technical draw: I have so much debt it's worrisome. Yep, the guys I owe are really worried, not me though, I live by the Spainsh saying, "si no te pago hoy, te pago mañana". |
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| Feb-08-10 | | whiteshark: <Your virus needs to be updated…> |
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Feb-08-10
 | | HeMateMe: I bought milk on Bourbon Street |
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| Feb-08-10 | | technical draw: I own Disney World. If you want to get free rides just say the secret codeword "pork rinds über alles". |
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| Feb-08-10 | | PinnedPiece: Oh Oh!!
New internet photos have emerged of the latest message Sarah Palin has written on her palm!! "Up Yours
Media Morons"
(above "morons" appears to be a crossed out "retards") |
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| Feb-08-10 | | TheFocus: I proposed a new show to MTV. "You Got Chunk'd." We don't play jokes on people. This involves Projectile Vomiting. As host, I am called the Big Chunker, although my groupies call me the Big Chunk. My side-kick is known as ChunkyCheese. Film at 11. |
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Feb-08-10
| | HeMateMe: <PinnedPiece> HA! A Palin fatwa will be put on you. Maybe you can share an apartment with salmon Rushide. |
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| Feb-08-10 | | TheFocus: The toothbrush was invented in Alabama. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. |
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Feb-09-10
| | WannaBe: Some Super Bowl 44 'souvenier' must have fallen off some delivery truck, it says Indianapolis Colts Champs, in very nice blue/white color. If interested, please send me 20 bucks (CHEAP!! These items costs well over hundreds of dollars at nfl.com or your local store.)* Send your money to:
Bugs Bunny
1 Warner Brother Studio
Hollywood, CA 90214
Prompt delivery guaranteed!
*Money back, <not> guaranteed. |
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Feb-09-10
| | HeMateMe: I noticed they have stopped having the winning quarterback say "I'm going to Disneyland!" right after the game. The NFL or the quarterbacks were probably trying to hold up Micky for too much money, to get that little line delivered each year. Peyton Manning: Well, I'm ONLY making $30 million in endorsements per year; we gotta eat! |
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| Feb-09-10 | | whiteshark: In one hour I'll take the Olympic flame.
And you can follow me live via gooogle maps:
Insert my position: <64.19008890810928, -51.67123317718506>
http://maps.google.com/
But so far no kibutzers on the roadside here... |
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| Feb-09-10 | | technical draw: I produced the movie, "Night of The Living Corpseman". When the teleprompter turns on the living dead start talking! And they won't stop until your brain is turned to mush! They will save or create dead end jobs. Watch rich people burned at the stake! Watch poor people want to become rich people. Learn the alphabet words, the n word, the b word, the l word and the g word. And worse, prepare for the day of the living census worker!! No one will hear you scream. (except your neighbors who will call 911 and you'll spend time with dead men walking.) Oh, happy Valentines day! |
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| Feb-09-10 | | TheFocus: I have a perfect record of +3=0-0 against Grandmasters. Not at chess though. I defeated them all at a rousing game of Ha! Ha! Herman! |
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| Feb-09-10 | | wolfmaster: <TheFocus> Oh yeah, I defeated Garry Kasparov 3 times at the chess variant Loser's Chess! |
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Feb-09-10
| | WannaBe: Brooklyn Decker is my new future ex-ex-ex-wife!!! |
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| Feb-09-10 | | TheFocus: Whenever I break up with a woman, I usually say "It's not you, it's me. It's me not liking your lazy kids, ugly stinking dog, your crappy friends and your hillbilly family." Thanks for listening. |
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| Feb-09-10 | | wolfmaster: <WannaBe> And that's a lie? :) |
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Feb-10-10
| | HeMateMe: To promote the royal game, I recently organized a speed chess tournament involving the Sports Illustrated swim suit models, but it all wound up on the floor (the concept, not the bikinis). My next endeavor, combination chess/ice bike racing will be more successful. |
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Feb-10-10
 | | playground player: Man-made Global Warming is real... honest! We wouldn't fudge the science on you. |
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| Feb-10-10 | | NakoSonorense: The Arctic ice caps are melting not because man-made global warming, but because Canada and Russia are pouring tons and tons of salt all over the North Pole as a way to retaliate against the island nation of Tuvalu for producing and exporting crappy hockey pucks. |
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Feb-10-10
 | | moronovich: The Arctic is melting because the brain of Palin is SO hot,hot,hot. |
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| Feb-10-10 | | TheFocus: I don't know about her brain being hot, but I think Sarah Palin is sexy and sassy. I mean, if you had the choice between her and Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi, and you absolutely HAD to choose, wouldn't you pick Sarah? For one, you know there would be no inhibitions, and afterwards, you would each slug back a beer or a shot of Jack Daniels. |
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