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Feb-10-10 | | Jim Bartle: Oh yes, especially with Palin's lovely, soothing voice. |
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Feb-10-10 | | TheFocus: <JB> All I want to hear from her is "MY GOD! No one has ever done that before!!" and "Good-bye." No need for unnecessary conversation, by heck. |
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Feb-10-10 | | technical draw: I want to start a Do-It-Yourself club. Can anybody help me? |
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Feb-10-10 | | Jim Bartle: Focus: Please send instructions how to keep her quiet. |
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Feb-10-10 | | TheFocus: <JB> Just ask her to ponder some deep philosophical questions or a Zen koan - like "what is the sound of one hand clapping." That should buy you time to finish your business and then go into the kitchen to make a sandwich and watch the game. Or, stuff her sox in her mouth. |
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Feb-10-10 | | technical draw: I want to start a magician's club but the paperwork keeps disappearing. |
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Feb-10-10
 | | moronovich: My wife is deaf , that is why I married her. |
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Feb-10-10 | | whiteshark: Newsflash ----->>>
<Chess curling> gets Olympic!!! Woohoo, and I'm starting for Switzerland team! Go burli go! |
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Feb-10-10 | | technical draw: I want to start a Paranoid's club but I'm sure someone will steal my idea. |
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Feb-10-10 | | Jim Bartle: Just as well. The other members would all be infiltrators anyway. |
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Feb-10-10 | | Shams: <My wife is deaf , that is why I married her.> Does she have a mute sister? I would have zigged instead of zagged there. |
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Feb-11-10
 | | WannaBe: 2010 NHL All-Star tickets for sale, cheap, rink-side, blue-line, only 400 bucks!!! First come, first serve. |
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Feb-11-10 | | capatal: < Free Chess Tattoos! > All your favorite Chess Opening Positions -
Vivid Staunton or Renaissance designs.
(Help support the game we love)
< 1 800 MY TATTS > |
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Feb-11-10 | | whiteshark: My plants are not toasted, they just grow up crispy brown. |
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Feb-11-10 | | technical draw: If you put electricity in the ground you'll get an electric plant. |
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Feb-11-10
 | | HeMateMe: If a patzer kibitzed at a kibutz, would he be picking peas while pondering positions? |
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Feb-12-10 | | whiteshark: Yesterday I renewed the premium membership and today chessgames.com raised the fee for almost 61%. No April Fools' joke! |
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Feb-12-10 | | talisman: it ain't snowing in baton rouge rat now! |
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Feb-12-10 | | sneaky pete: This was apparently posted on the wrong page, so I took the liberty to transport it to the right one. premium member whatthefat:
If Albert Einstein were transported to the modern day and given 3-4 months to familiarize himself with modern theory he would trounce any player alive today. The human brain has not changed in at least 35,000 years. Fundamental chess rules and the chess clock have not changed in over a hundred and thirty years. It was only a matter of time when humanity would produce a genius that would hit the stonewall of the human brain potential. Einstein was precisely that. Although he may have played only a handful of chess games, I have no doubt that during that time he discovered everything about the middlegame that has been learned since, and was playing essentially error-free chess. I get the impression that Einstein did not even know why he preferred this or that move, he just moved the pieces with his hand. If he had worked a lot on chess, he might have played worse because he would have started to try to comprehend things. |
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Feb-12-10
 | | moronovich: <Einstein> was a complete patzer - period - and he didn“t even invent the light.That was done by Newson & Olsson, two twins from Sweden. |
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Feb-12-10 | | technical draw: Testing, testing. Testing TD's time machine. I posted this message July 18, 2007 and I'm sending it into the future. I hope it works. |
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Feb-12-10 | | TheFocus: Mary Kate and Ashley are from Sweden??? |
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Feb-12-10 | | talisman: technical draw is not the funniest k-bitzer at chessgames. |
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Feb-12-10 | | Jim Bartle: The designer of those pants the Azeris wore in the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony was not under the influence of any chemicals. |
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Feb-13-10 | | Jim Bartle: I doctored this photo: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/... |
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