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May-31-15
 | | WannaBe: Just make sure your death certificate says Isaac Pearlmann. |
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| Jun-01-15 | | TheFocus: Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is. |
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| Jun-02-15 | | Most Interesting Man: Life begins at forty, the first thirty nine years of your life are a waste of time. |
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| Jun-02-15 | | Abdel Irada: <TheFocus: Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.> Best of all, there's no guilt because you don't know if you're lying or not. ∞ |
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| Jun-02-15 | | whiteshark: <FIDE> Missing Blatter already! |
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| Jun-02-15 | | TheFocus: Bring back Blatter! |
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| Jun-02-15 | | Most Interesting Man: Is someone missing a gall Blatter? |
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Jun-02-15
 | | northernfox: News Flash: FIFA has just confirmed that Kirsan Ilyumzhinov will take over as the new head of the organization, and that he has already announced that the 2022 FIFA World Cup will be taken away from Qatar, and will be held instead on the planet Mongo. |
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| Jun-02-15 | | john barleycorn: Come on Kasparov be fast FIFA is your big chance at last |
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| Jun-02-15 | | TheFocus: C'mon, Garry! Putin ain't running for this office. |
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| Jun-02-15 | | john barleycorn: <whiteshark: <FIDE> Missing Blatter already!> Your paycheck did not arrive? :-) |
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Jun-02-15
| | WannaBe: My check from FIFA arrived, but it says Best before June 1, 2015 |
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| Jun-02-15 | | Mr. President: Hello, my name is Ppes Rettalb, and I would like to stand for <Mr. President> of FIFA. |
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Jun-02-15
 | | Ron: The US Justice Department, in a recent press conference, announced that instead of going after professional soccer, it will prosecute those behind the economic catastrophe of 2008. |
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| Jun-03-15 | | diceman: <technical draw: I haven't played the violin in a long time but I'll start practicing so I can play Schindler's List at my funeral.> ...as Julie Andrews would say:
"The Funeral is Alive with the Sound of Music." |
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| Jun-03-15 | | john barleycorn: <WannaBe: My check from FIFA arrived, but it says Best before June 1, 2015> That's a tragedy. Try to take it like a man. |
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| Jun-03-15 | | technical draw: I'm the only one in the world who knows what baseball's infield fly rule is. |
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| Jun-03-15 | | diceman: <technical draw: I'm the only one in the world who knows what baseball's infield fly rule is.> I thought better pesticides got rid of infield flies. |
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| Jun-03-15 | | diceman: <TheFocus: Bring back Blatter!> They've brought in several experts
from "Depends" for Blatter damage control. |
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| Jun-03-15 | | technical draw: My mother used to say "always wear clean underwear in case you have an accident." Ambulance driver: "Yes, ma'am. He has two broken legs, and 4 broken ribs. And yes, his underwear is clean." |
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| Jun-03-15 | | TheFocus: As long as you don't have an accident in your pants. |
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| Jun-03-15 | | TheFocus: Sometimes I have a party in my underwear.
Maybe it's because of the women I date. |
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| Jun-03-15 | | TheFocus: I always hated getting underwear for Christmas.
Just what exactly are you telling me, Santa? |
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| Jun-03-15 | | Mr. President: <Just what exactly are you telling me, Santa?> Change you can believe in! |
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| Jun-05-15 | | TheFocus: I'm not fully awake until I've had two cups of coffee and a nap. |
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