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Jun-11-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: ack my POS PC is tttyping exttra tttts now.
I think we should all swwittch to writting paper letttters to each otter trhough snail mail. Justt Saying. |
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| Jun-11-07 | | Ragh: <whiteshark> Cool, finally there is someone who's into numbers, apart from all those English/Literature/history majors who talk in some cryptic fashion. Now, let me keenly take a look into what you wrote... |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Ragh> no, the <scandal before last> is the one to investigate!! It's some kind of secret conspiracy between <Dom> and <Whiteshark>. I know all about the Last before last scandal cuz I started the whole thing. <If you and JFQ want to exchange Dirty Limericks, there are plenty of other websites to do that in> etc.
I've been to <Limerick>, and didn't find it particularly dirty. Well I went there in my imaginattion, but sttilll... |
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Jun-11-07
 | | Domdaniel: <Ragh> Googling my invented words... I must remember to watch that flank. I've had the same problem with Entropanto, humeme, Zapkinder, etc -- in my naked lust to force them into the language I forget that all the google-trails lead to me, or an avatar thereof. Oops. I didn't even have a consistent spelling for 'icosatriophile' -- sometimes it was icosatriaphile or even the badly-formed but impressive-sounding icosatriskophile. |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <put me up for the night> LMAO@@ <Bill> So <Yeshua> is up on the Cross and he whispers to Peter: "Ack, Peter... Peter... come closer..."
Peter: "What is it Jesus?"
Jesus: "Hey I can see your house from up here!"
HAHAHhHHA |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Hey the gang's all here!!
CG.com: <If you and Bill want to exchange Blasphemous jokes there are plenty of other...> HI DOM!!! Please send me a <Beemail> about the second scandal, <Ragh> is already set to investigate it as well. We need to know!! |
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| Jun-11-07 | | WBP: <Jess> <WOB> Hehehe! I'll have to look back at his forum, but <Niels> once called me something clever after one of my ex-typists wrote <Niles>. <So how exactly do you get permission from the "trouble and strife"> I bribe her. I tell her I'm actually Kramnik, and that I must follow the games to know who the challengers to my title will be. Then I take her out to dinner. Never fails. <Is your school work finished yet?> What's that? Out of sight, out of mind! |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: I'm afraid I'm going to have to sue for copyrightt infringementtt <Lennie>
No lettttters, please. |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: Congrratttulattions <Bill>! Enjoy your winnings. I put a Jesus Joke up there after yours somewheres. ECCLESIASTES |
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| Jun-11-07 | | WBP: <Jesus: "Hey I can see your house from up here!" HAHAHhHHA> LOL!!!
What's this: [joke-teller now alternates biting the palms of his hand, first the left, then the right]? Answer: Jesus biting his nails.
<Hey the gang's all here!!> Where's <Eyal>? And where did <Dom> go? |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Eyal's> at my place, <Dom> has taken the "tube" to <Londinium> to look for chess books. Hey everyone!! Are you all even pretending to read each other's posts? We'll never get to the bottom of the <Dom-Shark> affair if we don' cooperate! And why do I keep shouting! |
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| Jun-11-07 | | Ragh: <HI DOM!!! Please send me a <Beemail> about the second scandal, <Ragh> is already set to investigate it as well. We need to know!!> <jess> Investigation complete. You are guilty as charged. |
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| Jun-11-07 | | Ragh: <And why do I keep shouting!> What is your typing speed like.. 10000 words per minute. Its difficult to keep up with your posts you know. Every 10 second refresh brings up 5 extra Marie Antoinette faces on the page. |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: LOL biting nails took me awhile to get it.
Jesus jokes kick ass!
No letters, please.
Or sending me to Hell.
Thank you. |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Ragh> no, no, no, no. The <Dom-Shark> affair is still a mystery. We need to start work now while the trail is fresh. The Game is Afoot, Mr. Holmes!!
Doctor Watson |
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Jun-11-07
| | Domdaniel: <Jess> Of course I'll consider emailing you. But in the meantime I will repeat a -- slightly sanitised -- version of that which got nuked. There exists a dialect, Cumbrian, still used for counting sheep in Northern England. It's a Celtic Brythonic remnant, fairly close to Welsh. The language is mostly gone now, but the number words survive. All I did, really, was count to 20, like this: 1 = yan
2 = tan
3 = tether
4 = mether
5 = pimp
6 = sether
7 = hether
8 = hother
9 = dother
10 = dick
11 = yan dick
12 = tan dick
13 = tether dick
14 = mether dick
15 = bumfit
16 = yana bumfit
17 = tana bumfit
18 = tetherer bumfit
19 = metherer bumfit
20 = giggot
Sigh. This is 100% true and I can give academic references. If certain small minds want to focus on apparent naughtinesses, that's their biz. I also may have noted a few equations. Like
5 + 15 = 20
or, pimp + bumfit = giggot.
and
tether dick + pimp = bumfit + tether
13 + 5 = 15 + 3 = 18
= tetherer bumfit.
This is a vital mathematical/linguistic topic, right at the heart of my research interests. Hah! Wait, I've got a much better excuse -- as a fellow Celt I feel <ethnically insulted> by having one of my cognate sister languages erased and humiliated. If they won't make concessions for academic scientific research they'll by g-d cave in to ethnicity. And all that sail in her. |
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| Jun-11-07 | | WBP: <Ragh> You worry me. I mean, you thought I was <Blako> at one point, didn't you? <Jesus jokes kick ass!> Yeah. Much more hilarious than those tame, tired old Buddha jokes. <What's the bet this whole thing gets deleted?> |
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| Jun-11-07 | | WBP: <13 = tether dick> Aha! Finally! Here is the reason for triskaidekaphobia. |
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| Jun-11-07 | | Ragh: <jess> Its really difficult to dig up this humongous forum for any initial leads on the case. Since you seem to be pretty knowledgeble of the conspiracy, can you sum it up in exactly 3-4 points for me to start investigatin. |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Bill> I bet you 500 American that not one post from today is deleted. And I should know.
<Dom> Thanks for the detailed confession. Jeez! Where's the fun in that? <Ragh> was just getting ready to "grill" you with <comfy pillows>. I remember that exchange <Dom>, but I was confused because I never saw your original list. Was it the original list that was <Zapkindered>? Hey <Ragh> call off the Hounds, <dom> has confessed. So NOW what are we supposed to do this afternoon? |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <ragh> the answer is from <dom> himself a few posts above yours. he confessed already!!
No fun for us today now. Let's look for other conspiracies!! |
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| Jun-11-07 | | Ragh: <WBP> heh. How come there aren't any of those interesting conversations between <Blako> and <seesee> on your forum anymore? |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <ragh> re: the last conspiracy you uncovered. That was very impressive work, seeing that you don't have "preemy" privileges and search tools. Well done Holmes! |
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Jun-11-07
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Ragh> they both got their own forums, so they are "officially" not on speaking terms. BTW I am actually <Blako>, which I proved at the <Blako> forum. Take a look if you don't believe me. |
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| Jun-11-07 | | WBP: <Ragh> Just wait, just wait. Hehehehehe! <Dom> <If certain small minds want to focus on apparent naughtinesses, that's their biz> I 'fess up: I'm a small-minded chap! |
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