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Jun-21-09
 | | Domdaniel: <Deffi> In the summer of 1978, I saw a crap band of post-punk popsters with a shouty exhibitionist singer at an outdoors gig in Trinity College Dublin. My life up to that moment could be described as Pre-Bono. However, I've been much the same ever since. Definitely no satori. |
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| Jun-21-09 | | twinlark: <Dom>
Back to mathematicitis:
If you've <been much the same ever since>, then does Pre Bono = Con Bono?
<If so>, is that a conbonation? <Also>, if a Bonobo could con Bono, would it be pro bono? Or simply a case of an imp chimp crimping a limp wimp? sgd
bono fido |
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Jun-21-09
| | Domdaniel: If a Bonobo could (heh) con Bono, the said mini-chimp would be a good, high & handsome example of the primates of Francophone Africa. A <Bon haut beau>, in other words. |
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Jun-21-09
 | | jessicafischerqueen: "We are the Chimps
We are the Gibbons
We try to make a better life
And keep on giving.."
What about that other meddling Irish "do gooder" <Bob Gibbon>? |
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Jun-21-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: Time Check 9:18 am Republic of Korea
Message to Bono, Pete Gabriel, Bob Geldoff, and Mother Theresa (I'm assuming she's a ghost in Heaven now, according to her own ludicrous belief in Catholic twaddle): Nobody likes a martyr, mates.
Makes the rest of us look bad |
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Jun-21-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: Time Check 9:29 am Republic of Korea
<Dom>
Thanks so much for the testimony you left about me in my house. Thanks to you, I expect to be fully exonerated.
Sadly, and ironically, of course, EXXON was *not* in fact exonerated for the Valdez oil disaster. I believe they were fined a hapenny, if I'm not mistaken. Carbon? I like carbon. I'm made out of it.
Bloody liberal whiners, believing in actual bona fide scientfic data and such. Oh what sorry times we live in when men can say "nit" to me in the street... |
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| Jun-21-09 | | twinlark: <Dom>
Only a twin of <Frank Muir> could have composed that. Back at the raunch:
<the classic Aussie male requires about a week in violently boiling brine, with added sulfuric acid just in case> This is a common wart remedy, removing all warts great and small. Including the classic Aussie male. Now it must be known that Aussie gourmet cooking is famed for its oxymorality. Hence the application of this classic wart remedy as Aussie cordon bleu is entirely consistent with the national psyche, and entirely inconsistent with planetary coexistence. Which is why, seeing the shape of things to come, Gondwanaland and Pangaea seceded from Australia: <mathematicitis>:
<classic wart remedy> = <Aussie cordon bleu> -> <cordon sanitaire> |
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Jun-21-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: Time Check- 12:43 pm Republic of Korea
Bad news <Dom>!
Some cheeky beggars have stolen the new name of your forum. Worse, they are begging for money and gifts.
Really! How crass to have the Paypal link and an Amazon Wish List link on the phront page of your phrontistery. I WOULD NEVER READ A WORD OF SUCH A CRASS INSTITUTION!!! read it and weep- literally:
http://phrontistery.info/
(Do you think we should sue? I think Howard might be a lawyer) |
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Jun-22-09
| | Domdaniel: <Jess> You know what, well, *drunks* are like? All *id* and no *trousers*? When I travel by train, sometimes I'm unlucky enough to meet a crowd of drunks, who shout 'friendly' names at me. Varying from "Hey, it's John Cooper Clarke" to "Look - Michael Jackson!". And an occasional tired'n'emotional OAP going "Hey Daddy-o, Hank Marvin & the Shadows!" Yesterday I had a new experience. One of the vermin shouted "Bob Geldof!" at me, and "Bob Geldof's daughters!" at the young women sitting opposite. I think it was really a daughters thing, and I was playing a bit part. But, even so ... maybe I could use a haircut? I mean, Geldof? Gimme yer fookin money or Africans will die and my progeny will have silly names! And become celebs, unlike the Africans! To the manor born. Same as it ever was.
"Je suis le petit chevalier
... J'irai te visiter ... " |
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Jun-22-09
| | Domdaniel: <Jess> - <I like carbon. I'm made out of it. > Bleedin' carbon-based life-forms. I'm made out of <chrome vanadium> and proud of it. |
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| Jun-22-09 | | twinlark: Rusty carbon at that. |
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Jun-22-09
 | | Open Defence: If ya need to boil an Aussie, how do ya cook a Kiwi ? |
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| Jun-22-09 | | twinlark: 1. Cook kiwi in a large pot along with a large iron anvil 2. Wait until the iron softens
3. Throw away the kiwi
4. Eat the anvil. |
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| Jun-22-09 | | mack: <But, even so ... maybe I could use a haircut?> Naaaaah. Short hair is for men who think they're real men. Short hair is for men who think that there's such a thing as real men. I haven't had mine cut since we last met, and as you'll remember it wasn't particularly short then. In fact, real-world trich-truth no.2 for the day: I've never *paid* to have my haircut, and I'm in far too deep now to ever change my ways. Ho hum. Hair today, hair tomorrow.
<Frogspawn -- sacking off gender binaries since 1989> |
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Jun-23-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: ahem....
<The Ladies Men's Home Journal> Advises....
"Men should avoid Barbers and above all Hair Stylists" "Best results are achieved by letting one's hair grow and never using conditioner. Eventually the strands will become so long, dry, and brittle, they will break off of their own accord. In this fashion, the man will both save money and avoid risk of being labeled a 'poof' for visiting a 'salon'." |
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| Jun-23-09 | | everyone else: <Domdaniel:...We are most of us bits of an oxymoron. The difference is that <Jess> is an *Oxy* but <<<everyone else>>> is a *moron* ...> HEY!
You better watch it buster |
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| Jun-23-09 | | Trigonometrist: That post by <everyone else> has to go to Memorable Quotes forum... I'm on it people... |
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Jun-23-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: My dear <Trig>-
You do realize that if you put a post by everyone else in to the Memorable Goat forum, that would mean everyone EXCEPT <User: everyone else>? This could be further complicated by the fact that there is also a <User: everyone> around. And he has an uncanny knack for popping up whenever his name is mentioned... |
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| Jun-23-09 | | Trigonometrist: Yep <Jess> I expected that post from you so I specialy mentioned <a> singular post from a user... A gentleman with tang and tan I am...A tan<gent>.... |
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Jun-23-09
| | Domdaniel: Is somebody *at a tan gent*?
Cease and desist, I say. |
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Jun-23-09
| | Domdaniel: <mack> So you'll be the longhair next time around? You can be the Chinese Uncle too, if you like. As it happens, I personally hacked off large amounts of my foliage a few days ago. Visually, it doesn't seem to have made a great amount of difference. More hacking may be required. There's also a plan to replace the antediluvian retro-shades with 21st century spectacles. I tried this once before, but they broke. Still, I aspire to *banker drag*, especially now that bankers come between smack dealers and journalists in the social pecking order ... |
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Jun-24-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Trig> you are always one step ahead of me!! Makes me feel like a Chinese woman from the Tang dynasty. An important historical epoch in which "Space Orange Juice" was invented by <Marco Polo>, unless I'm mistaken. <Dom> Have you checked out <Deffi's> forum recently? Unfortunately, a few punters are bandying about the idea of sacrificing you to the <Moon Goddess> again... Just thought I'd give you a "heads up" before you ended up with a "heads off." |
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| Jun-24-09 | | Trigonometrist: <a few punters are bandying about the idea of sacrificing you to the <Moon Goddess> again>
Oh..I'm sorry they're actually searching for me...
I just happened to infuriate them the other day with a couple of cosecants and three dimensional cycloids... I expected that and I managed to escape unscathed...Now I'm somewhere in the Gobi desert in Asia... *wipes sand across screen*
Sorry <Dom>..I wonder how they managed to confuse me with you.. Just in case you're curious, I have enormous practice in escaping anti-mathematicians and double-syllable worders...It's "hands-on" experience to keep my "head on"... Anyway thanks for your "heads off" <Jess>... |
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| Jun-24-09 | | Red October: is this phorum a phront phor phrogspawn?
we phrench players dont go phor these new phangled phlights oph phantasie phancy that |
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| Jun-24-09 | | Trigonometrist: <Red October>
No!No! Stop that,I'm phphobic... |
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