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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Oct-08-16
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  saffuna: I have confidence in the Giants.

They <will> score a run in this series.

Oct-08-16
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  saffuna: Told ya. And they scored <two>.
Oct-08-16
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  Penguincw: < They <will> score a run in this series. >

Well, I don't think any team has ever been swept and shutout in a series. The closest I found was the 1998 and 1999 ALDS. Both times, TEX was shutout vs. NYY in 2 of the games, and lost 3-1 in the 2nd game, at Yankee Stadium.

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Even though this game is blacked out on pretty much every website and TV channel (minus this Spanish broadcast on Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvW...), I noticed that if Maddon goes with Hammel for G4, then he will have used the same rotation, same order that he did last year in the NLDS.

G1 last year, road team got shutout, G1 this year, road team got shutout. G2 last year, Hendricks drove in a run. Here, he drives in 2 runs.

(just random observations)

Oct-08-16
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  saffuna: <Well, I don't think any team has ever been swept and shutout in a series. The closest I found was the 1998 and 1999 ALDS. Both times, TEX was shutout vs. NYY in 2 of the games, and lost 3-1 in the 2nd game, at Yankee Stadium.>

Dodgers scored two in the first three innings of the 1966 World Series, then never scored another run.

Oct-08-16
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  WannaBe: Thank you Jayson and ESPN:

<Jayson Stark
ESPN Senior Writer

Travis Wood's new claim to fame. 2nd relief pitcher ever to HR in a postseason game. The other: Rosy Ryan in 1924. Rosymania busting out at Wrigley!>

Oct-08-16
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  WannaBe: One "Good" thing for LAD, because of this rain out, J. Urias will pitch game 4 and Kershaw will pitch game 5. If necessary.

R. Hill only pitch game 2, and K. Maeda game 3.

Oct-08-16
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  WannaBe: They are celebrating in Cubbie-land. Now on to Ucla @ ASU.
Oct-08-16
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  Penguincw: < One "Good" thing for LAD, because of this rain out, J. Urias will pitch game 4 and Kershaw will pitch game 5. If necessary. >

I do wonder if the Dodgers lose the next 2 games, would they bring Kershaw on short rest? They've done that in the past, but looks like they can't now, as they would have to go with Hill in Game 5, or Maeda on 2 days rest (which isn't happening).

As for the Nats, Giants, Sox and Rangers, I can see them possibly bringing back their G1 starter in a possible G4.

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Cubs win, one game closer to the World Series. A lot of 2-0 leads so far. Of course, the Giants back in 2012 lost the first 2 games before storming back to win the next 3 in Cincinnati, en route to a WS ring.

Oct-08-16
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  WannaBe: Thank you ESPN:

<ESPN Stats and Information

100-win teams to lead 2-0 in a best-of-5 postseason series win that series 94% of the time (17-1). Loss: 2001 Athletics vs Yankees in ALDS.>

Oct-09-16
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  saffuna: <2nd relief pitcher ever to HR in a postseason game.>

I wonder how many relief pitchers have even batted.

Oct-09-16
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  WannaBe: Great, Boston's game rained out...
Oct-09-16
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  saffuna: Reading a wonky article on the importance of the count, how batters hit with certain counts. Irritating as usual:

<This year’s big league average on 2-1 counts is .327 with a .521 slugging percentage; batters have been about half as productive on 1-2 counts, hitting .164 with a .233 slugging percentage. Averages on all two-strike counts, meanwhile, range from .148 on 0-2 to .210 on full counts, while every average on balls put in play for all other counts is at least .319. (While modern-day baseball fans know that batting average fails to adequately reflect a player’s overall offensive value, the metric still indicates a hitter’s approach and quality of swing on a particular pitch, as well as the quality of the pitch he is facing.)>

What batters hit on a 2-1 count vs. a 1-2 count doesn't mean a whole lot. What has value is what batters hit in at-bats when the count has reached 2-1 vs. 1-2, not just on that one pitch.

That batting averages are much higher on 2-1 vs. 1-2 is just too obvious. At 2-1 a batter can choose to swing at a strike or not, depending on whether he thinks he can hit it. And of course he can't strike out. If he swings and misses it just doesn't count in the calculation.

With a 1-2 count a batter must swing at any strike or strike out. And if he swings and misses he's out.

A chart of hitting on different counts:

<Count Average on that pitch

0-0 .342
0-1 .321
1-0 .337
1-1 .319
1-2 .164
2-1 .327>

Well, yeah, if a guy likes a pitch with less than two strikes and does hit it fair (already partially successful), he's going to hit over .300. And no strikeouts.

And with a 1-2 count the average is clearly going to be much lower. Once again, swing and a miss, out. Let a strike go by, out. Have to swing at pitches he wouldn't swing at with one or no strikes.

It's an interesting subject, from both the pitcher and batter point of view.

If a batter never swings at a first pitch, pitchers will just throw fastballs down the middle of the plate.

If a pitcher is determined to get ahead in the count, batters will know and will be looking for fat pitches immediately. So he can't always throw a clear strike.

Oct-09-16
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  WannaBe: Huuuuuuuuge line for Toronto, -190 (!!!) Ace Sanchez pitching, series over?!
Oct-09-16
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  saffuna: -190 means you have to bet $190 to win $100?
Oct-09-16
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  Penguincw: Meh, Nats win. Better hurry up and fly out to LA.

From what I heard, the last time a Washington based MLB team came from behind to win a home game in the postseason, Oct/10/1925 in Game 3 of the WS, when the Washington Senators rallied twice to beat PIT 4-3 (not really a rally, but they fell behind and still won).

Oct-09-16
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  saffuna: "First in war, first in peace, and last in the American league."
Oct-09-16
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  Penguincw: The TEX-TOR game, 6-6 after 6 innings, in the Six.

And woo, Jays advance to ALCS. Odor (out of all guys) commits the error that eliminates Texas.

As one fan said, they would rather get punched in May, than knocked out in October.

Oct-10-16
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  saffuna: That's two years in a row Texas has lost the last game to Toronto on bad fielding. Last year Elvis Andrus made two really bad errors in one inning and also dropped a bad throw he might have caught.

This year Andrus made a poor throw to second, tough play though, which led to Odor making a bad throw to first and letting in the winning run.

Rangers made three consecutive low throws on that play.

Runners on third (second someiimes, too) are often willing to take a chance when a first baseman has the ball. They're often first basemen becasue they can't throw, and if they're lefthanded that makes the throw home a little slower as well.

Oct-10-16
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  saffuna: Cleveland-Boston started at 5 p.m. I predict little or not scoring in the early innings due to twilight conditions.
Oct-10-16
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  WannaBe: I took Indians +135, Nationals +129 and Cubs -102 in today's games $10 each bet. (Quick 2 day get away at Reno, since I had Columbus Day off)

And just for sheets and giggles, took Cubs to win World Series +150 ($20) and Raiders -1.5 ($11) vs Kansas City this Sunday.

Oct-10-16
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  saffuna: We're looking at the possible end of David Ortiz's career tonight.
Oct-10-16
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  WannaBe: Double-checking my sheets from Reno, if you had taken the reverse line, Nationals -1.5 runs, the odds were +220. Final score today, 8-3.

Made $12.90 on my $10 wager with Nats, see if Indians and Cubbies can make it 3-3 for me today.

Oct-10-16
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  saffuna: Bottom of the eighth in Boston. Ortiz walks, Ramirez hits a clutch RBI single.

Could be 2004.

Big hand for Ortiz as he's taken out for a pinch runner.

Oct-10-16
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  Penguincw: And that'll end Ortiz's career, as Francona secures the series vs. his former team in Fenway. The Indians will face the Jays in the ALCS.

I did have the Sox making it all the way to the WS, losing to the Cubs. I think I like the Jays' chances against the Indians better than the Sox, but oh well, let's just play.

As for the NLDS es, still calling Dodgers in 5, Cubs in 4.

Oct-10-16
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  WannaBe: Cleveland won!! I'm 2-2 on my wagers. Now c'mon Cubs! I'll even sacrifice a goat for ya. =)))

AL Divisional Series ended with sweeps. Toronto will enjoy their "short" trip to Cleveland. It's 1 hr 10 m by plane, just about the distance from San Francisco Airport to Long Beach... Give or take a few minutes/miles.

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