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| Jun-17-06 | | blingice: I like Dane Cook much more.
Some of Dane Cook's best quotes:
"Watermelon, by the way, is the only good kind of Jolly Rancher. DO NOT say that Green Apple is. If you say Green Apple is the best flavor of Jolly Rancher, I will stab you in the jaw. If you really like Green Apple, you can talk to me in the lobby. I'll be the one stabbing jaws." "Do you ever see someone with a Superman shirt on, and you just want to shoot him in the chest, and when he starts to bleed, say 'I guess not. Don't wear the shirt. You should wear a shirt that says 'I bleed when you shoot me in the chestplate' and I will not shoot you in the chestplate.'" "Everyone wants to leave a legacy. I was thinking about this the other day, when I realized, you can do it on a daily basis. For example, the other day, I saw a kid eating an ice cream cone. I ran up to him and smashed it into his face. Then I pointed at him and said 'You remember me FOREVER!' You know when he's 50, he'll be telling his grandkids 'One day, a man ran up to me. I DID NOT KNOW this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes. He then said "You f***ing remember me FOREVER!' But I did NOT say 'F***ing'. He's a lying old man who deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face." |
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Jun-17-06
 | | TheAlchemist: Thanks, <cc> & <blingice>, I'll check them out some day! I don't know that many comedians, I did see Comedy Central's 100 best standups, but they presented each one very briefly. I have a few videos about some comedians, but for now I can't really comment on who's good or not. |
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| Jun-17-06 | | Chess Classics: <I like Dane Cook much more.> I like Dane too ("Your move holy man"), but I also preffer Jim Gafhaggan ("Do little catholics have aspirations to be pope some day? Do they run around in their yards saying "Here comes the Pope! The best pope ever!") Regards,
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| Jun-18-06 | | EmperorAtahualpa: "My wife always complains about three things: That I always come home late, and that I can't even count to ten!" :) That's from a Dutch comedian named Herman Finkers. |
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| Jun-19-06 | | chessmoron: Dane Cook kissing Charlize Theron's a-- on Tonight Show with Jay Leno was HOT! HOT! HOT! |
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| Jun-19-06 | | dakgootje: < Herman Finkers> one of the best dutch comedians at the moment imho |
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| Jun-28-06 | | McCool: Hey <TheAlchemist> do you have this guy? Basel Bar |
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Jun-28-06
| | TheAlchemist: <McCool> Where? I put your game in one of my punny game collections, you can suggest the appropriate pun yourself. |
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| Jun-29-06 | | EmperorAtahualpa: <TheAlchemist> Have you ever heard of Valtar Birsa? Apparently's he's a 19-year old talent playing for Gorica in Slovenia and PSV wanted to buy him. But he turned down the offer and said playing for Gorica would be better for his development, because at PSV he would have to play among the reserves. I read all this here: http://www.voetbalzone.nl/doc.asp?u... (Dutch) |
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Jun-29-06
| | TheAlchemist: <EA> Yes, of course, he's our biggest talent right now. A very dynamic forward, is left-footed (? :-)) and, for our standards, is very good in long range shots, dribbling and passing too. Maybe he could have signed for PSV, if they would send him on loan, where he could play frequently in the first team. Only, his name is actually Valter (the equivalent of Walter). |
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| Jul-01-06 | | monad: <TheAlchemist: Beliavsky versus Timman> The bit you posted on the above game page about the Sax versus Seirawan game is so helpful. Could you please copy and paste it into the appropriate page as well? Not that I'm too lazy to it for you but it deserves your moniker. ;-) |
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Jul-02-06
 | | Open Defence: <stand up> Richard Pryor will be the man for some time to come..... |
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Jul-02-06
| | Open Defence: I wonder how Bernie Mac feels about being ranked below Joan Rivers hehehehe |
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Jul-02-06
| | TheAlchemist: <Open Defence> Well, he was also chosen as the best standup of all time on Comedy Central, although they included only English-speaking ones... This is their complete list:
1. Richard Pryor
2. George Carlin
3. Lenny Bruce
4. Woody Allen
5. Chris Rock
6. Steve Martin
7. Rodney Dangerfield
8. Bill Cosby
9. Roseanne Barr
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Johnny Carson
12. Jerry Seinfeld
13. Robin Williams
14. Bob Newhart
15. David Letterman
16. Ellen DeGeneres
17. Don Rickles
18. Jonathan Winters
19. Bill Hicks
20. Sam Kinison
21. Dennis Miller
22. Robert Klein
23. Steven Wright
24. Redd Foxx
25. Bob Hope
26. Ray Romano
27. Jay Leno
28. Jack Benny
29. Milton Berle
30. Garry Shandling
31. George Burns
32. Albert Brooks
33. Andy Kaufman
34. Buddy Hackett
35. Phyllis Diller
36. Jim Carrey
37. Martin Lawrence
38. Bill Maher
39. Billy Crystal
40. Mort Sahl
41. Jon Stewart
42. Flip Wilson
43. Dave Chappelle
44. Joan Rivers
45. Richard Lewis
46. Adam Sandler
47. Henny Youngman
48. Tim Allen
49. Freddie Prinze
50. Denis Leary
51. Lewis Black
52. Damon Wayans
53. David Brenner
54. DL Hughley
55. Alan King
56. Colin Quinn
57. Richard Jeni
58. Larry Miller
59. Gilbert Gottfried
60. Jeff Foxworthy
61. Bobcat Goldthwait
62. Eddie Griffin
63. Jackie Mason
64. Richard Belzer
65. Cedrick the Enter.
66. Shelley Berman
67. Kevin Pollak
68. Dave Attell
69. Pat Cooper
70. Wanda Sykes
71. Red Buttons
72. Bernie Mac
73. Billy Connolly
74. Paul Rodriguez
75. Eddie Izzard
76. Robert Schimmel
77. Paul Reiser
78. Sinbad
79. Dom Irrera
80. Bobby Slayton
81. Dick Gregory
82. Howie Mandel
83. Norm MacDonald
84. Drew Carey
85. David Cross
86. Jay Mohr
87. Brett Butler
88. Paula Poundstone
89. Kevin James
90. Dana Carvey
91. Jim Breuer
92. Louie Anderson
93. George Wallace
94. David Alan Grier
95. Andrew 'Dice' Clay
96. Joey Bishop
97. Sandra Bernhard
98. Louis CK
99. Janeane Garofalo
100. Gallagher
I can't really judge their decision, as I don't know many of them, or haven't seen their acts. The bits they showed in the presentation of each comedian wasn't really enough to get an impression, plus I'm certain they chose the ones shown very carefully. |
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Jul-02-06
| | TheAlchemist: <Open Defence> Sorry about that, I have this mania about posting and reposting a million times :-) |
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Jul-02-06
| | Open Defence: hehehe no problem... but you killed the mystique of how I knew whats on your post before you posted it hehehe |
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Jul-02-06
| | TheAlchemist: Well, I have the power if undoing that, so, if you want... the appropriate posts will self-destruct in a few minutes... |
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Jul-02-06
| | Open Defence: putting posts out of their misery a la Kevorkian ? |
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| Jul-06-06 | | meloncio: Hi Alquimista. I'm sure you know Pedrag Mijatovic is the new general manager for Real Madrid. What's your opinion about him at this job? Yes, I know he's Montenegrian (sp?) and you're Slovenian, but anyway... |
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| Jul-06-06 | | notsodeepthought: <meloncio: What's your opinion about him at this job? Yes, I know he's Montenegrian (sp?) and you're Slovenian, but anyway...> That's right, the different between the two can't be any greater than that between, say, Spanish and Portuguese people... (*ducks for cover*) |
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| Jul-07-06 | | meloncio: <nsdp><...the different between the two can't be any greater than that between, say, Spanish and Portuguese people...> Well, in fact we were joined from 1580 to 1640, under Spanish kings of course. We call it The Great Union Years, and they call it The Sixty Years Nightmare. :-)) |
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Jul-07-06
| | TheAlchemist: <meloncio> Sorry for answering late, I think he was a great player, there's a stereotype about Montenegrins that they're lazy :-). I don't know about his directorial skills, I think this is his first job. But since he was chosen by Real, I think he should be quite bad :-). <That's right, the different between the two can't be any greater than that between, say, Spanish and Portuguese people... (*ducks for cover*)> No need to duck, we aren't that different as far as language is concerned. As far as, say, politics... that's another story :-) |
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| Jul-07-06 | | hitman84: <Ennio Morricone>
Composer of the theme for The good The bad The ugly. <The Alchemist>I'm right now lisening to the theme.Brilliant composition! I guess Italians are very patriotic unlike Indians but are there any English songs sung by Italians ? |
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Jul-07-06
| | TheAlchemist: <hitman84> Zucchero sings in English too, here are his albums on Amazon, check them out: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos... |
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| Jul-07-06 | | hitman84: <TheAlchemist>
<Zucchero sings in English too, here are his albums on Amazon, check them out:>Thanks.I'll d'load some songs later tonight. I guess Italians are the main contributors to European Classical Music. Are you inclined towards classical or modern music(the use of electronic instruments) My physics teacher was a huge fan of classical music and he used to say.. "Music thesedays is nothing but organised noise" :) |
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