This reminds me of:

<Honuphrius is a concupiscent ex-servicemajor who makes dishonest propositions to all. He is considered to have committed, invoking <droit d’oreiller>, simple infidelities with Felicia, a virgin, and to be practising for unnatural coits with Eugenius and Jeremias, two or three philadelphians.

Honophrius, Felicia, Eugenius and Jeremias are consanguineous to the lowest degree. Anita the wife of Honophrius, has been told by her tirewoman, Fortissa, that Honuphrius has blasphemously confessed under voluntary chastisement that he has instructed his slave, Mauritius, to urge Magravius, emulous of Honuphrius, to solicit the chastity of Anita.

Anita is informed by some illegitimate children of Fortissa with Mauritius (the supposition is Ware’s) that Gillia, the schismatical wife of Magravius, is visited clandestinely by Barnabas, the advocate of Honuphrius, an immoral person who has been corrupted by Jeremias.

Gillia, (a cooler blend, D’Alton insists) ex equo with Poppea, Arancita, Clara, Marinuzza, Indra and Iodina, has been tenderly debauched (in Halliday’s view), by Honuphrius, and Magravius knows from spies that Anita has formerly committed double sacrilege with Michael, vulgo Cerularius, a perpetual curate, who wishes to seduce Eugenius.

Magravius threatens to have Anita molested by Sulla, an orthodox savage (and leader of a band of twelve mercenaries, the Sullivani), who desires to procure Felicia for Gregorius, Leo, Vitellius and Macdugalius, four excavators, if she will not yield to him and also deceive Honuphrius by rendering conjugal duty when demanded. Anita who claims to have discovered incestuous temptations from Jeremias and Eugenius would yield to the lewdness of Honuphrius to appease the savagery of Sulla and the mercernariness of the twelve Sullivani, and (as Gilbert at first suggested), to save the virginity of Felicia for Magravius when converted by Michael after the death of Gillia, but she fears that, by allowing his marital rights she may cause reprehensible conduct between Eugenius and Jeremias. Michael, who has formerly debauched Anita, dispenses her from yielding to Honuphrius who pretends publicly to possess his conjunct in thirty-nine several manners (turpiter! affirm ex cathedris Gerontes Cambronses) for carnal hygiene whenever he has rendered himself impotent to consummate by subdolence. Anita is disturbed but Michael comminates that he will reserve her case tomorrow for the ordinary Guglielmus even if she should practise a pious fraud during affrication which, from experience, she knows (according to Wadding), to be leading to nullity. Fortissa, however, is encouraged by Gregorius, Leo, Viteilius, and Magdugalius, reunitedly, to warn Anita by describing the strong chastisements of Honuphrius and the depravities (turpissimas!) of Canicula, the deceased wife of Mauritius, with Sulla, the simoniac, who is abnegand and repents. Has he hegemony and shall she submit?>

Many people think that Mrs Offy and I are married but it is just coincidence.

We did laugh when first we found out. “Good morning Mrs Offy," I’d say, and she'd say “Good morning, Mr Offy"!

You can't fool a man who <knows> his Blackadder! Only intelligent people get Blackadder...

The 43rd Olympiad tourny page says that it starts tomorrow, Sep. 24th, but the link to it, on the home page, says

<43rd Chess Olympiad
Batumi, Georgia
Sep 23-Oct 6>

I think it not an exageration to say <jfq> has put in 10's of thousands of hours on this site.>

Sorry, <OCF>, it sounds just like an exaggeration. Do the math!

Let's all agree today to keep that page respectful and on-topic.>

We <did> laugh!>

<As far as CG is concerned, the start of the tournament is the date of the first round>

Hmmm... not sure I agree 100% with this.

Let's all agree today to keep that page respectful and on-topic.>

Oh, bless your heart, <lil'O>, and your pointed little head! But not being as vainglorious as you, there's no need.