<Where Beagles Dare>?

They've kept the plot the same, but now it's animated and all the characters are dogs.

<Bruce Willis> had to do the voice for the <Clint Eastwood> character, however, because Clint was off directing yet another <bleeding heart> liberal Oscar-bait two-hour film sucking up to Asian Americans.

I wonder why he's been on that wagon recently?

Maybe he's in love with <Woody Allen's> wife or something.

<Roseanne Barr>, for example.>

Hmmm something about that word 'types' is uncomfortable.

Kidman has a natural grace and elegance about her, and she seems sincere and good natured as well. Especially in pictures of her with her new baby. Her 'type' isn't that important.

Cruise's lawyers successfully bullied the Comedy Network not to <re-air> the Cruise episode.

However, humorously, it has been seen millions of times on the Internet.

It's a great episode--

Almost as good as their <Mormon> episode.

However, he was very good in <The Color of Squabs>, directed by the formidable <Martin Squabcese>...

This rule does not always hold. The current Grace Kelly, for instance, is somewhat less attractive than the one who starred in Hitchcock movies. Being dead does that, I find.

<Jess> There are other temporal theories. One says that the universe has already expanded to the point where life is almost impossible, and we're living in a simulation designed to rerun the history of the 'old' universe.

Don't get me wrong== I'm an admirer of <Batt Damefleck> as a producing team and all=around <Sarah Palin despising> coupla "plain folk."

However, in <Dogma>, it seems as if they wrote the screenplay in one night while getting drunk in the kitchen giggling at each other.

On the bright side, Disney is remaking this film, but they are calling it

<Dogman>.

And yes, again the plot remains unchanged but all the characters are now animated dogs.

The real innovation is that <Ben's> character's voice will be provided by a real dog.

Early focus group reactions indicate this was a <smart move>, to quote "industry insiders."

haha

Nightmares for the rest of the week then.

<This rule does not always hold. The current Grace Kelly, for instance, is somewhat less attractive than the one who starred in Hitchcock movies. Being dead does that, I find.>

True, but when Margaret Thatcher dies she will actually become more attractive I believe.

Yes the <Dead Thatcher> paradox surely applies to <Courtney Squab> as well, no?

The photographic evidence is in your forum.

<It's pretty extreme when a young, healthy woman looks considerably more disgusting than a <dead pigeon with its head shot off>>

You said it, maybe they should make that into a poster campaign warning about plastic surgery.

Priscilla Presley could also have a walk on part as well.

You met Priscilla!?

She still looked great in the Naked Gun Movies of the late 80's early 90's and she must have been about 40 odd then?

Since 2000 though she has really fallen apart...all that surgery had to tell sometime or other I guess.

Did you interview her or something?

What was she like? Or had she Botoxed her personality as well by then?

Would you agree that the "war is expensive" discovery is actually a recent development? Historically, raping and looting and such were part of the prize, and war could be profitable. Now, however, victors are expected to act in a civilized manner.

I don't know who to blame for this - liberal Americans? Geneva conventions? The U.N.?

If war ceases to be profitable, only lunatics and fundamentalists will still wage it.

No. The Romans had a good handle on that one.

<Now, however, victors are expected to act in a civilized manner.>

Good thing, or wars would be really dangerous. (Note: That line is from a great Nam novel I read, sort of a My Lai recounting. I think the title was "Word of Honor") I would disagree with your claim, since the waste product nations of the Middle East are routinely excused for their barbaric acts of war against nightclubs and malls in Israel. I think the democracies of the world are expected to behave in a civilized manner.

<If war ceases to be profitable, only lunatics and fundamentalists will still wage it.>

And that's why chess was invented. >