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Apr-25-11
 | | moronovich: A man entered the pearly gate and Sct Peter asked :" Did your life turn out as expected !? " - " No,but I didn“t expect that either ", said the man. Happy belated eastertime <Dom>
& see you down the road.
Do you btw know when the candidates start !?
Perhaps they say "happy wester" on another planet right now ;) |
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Apr-25-11
 | | Domdaniel: <moronovich> - <happy wester>
I'm sure they do. Alternative realities have gone mainstream - some books I've read don't even bother with the sci-fi tag anymore and are just marketed as thrillers. *Everyone* knows about Turing Gates and Quantum Wormholes, after all. About 100 years ago, circa 1910, somebody had a theory that there was another planet in Earth's orbit, but always on the far side of the sun. This alt-Earth was even given a name, Vulcan ... which I gather was later appropriated by a popular TV show. Happy North by Northwester |
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Apr-26-11
 | | Domdaniel: <hms> - < It may have been that my real life (such as it is) interfered with my mental state (assuming that I have one).> Yes, I know that feeling. But I 'believe' that you have many mental states. Occam's razor demands I adopt the intentional stance. Otherwise you'd be doing what you do by accident, which is most improbable. Maybe somewhere in the multiverse ... in a world where Elton John becomes Queen of England after the royal weeding. Sic. Or where Lenny has a brain. Sicker. I'll pass on sickest. |
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Apr-26-11
 | | Annie K.: <Or where Lenny has a brain.> As long as you're not insulting Mssrs Cohen or Nimoy. ;) Also, check your mail plz. |
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Apr-26-11
 | | Domdaniel: Thought I checked it yesterday ... you mean it *changes*? Growth is not a concept I'm entirely comfortable with. But, er, yes, of course, will do.
I'd never insult messrs Cohen and Bruce. Leo-Nard Act-or Ni-Moy is another matter. Much as I like Vulcanism. |
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Apr-26-11
 | | OhioChessFan: http://americanhell.com/wp-content/... |
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Apr-26-11
 | | OhioChessFan: Don't worry. The link I posted is not to a site about Donald Trump or James Carville. |
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Apr-27-11
 | | Domdaniel: I thought The Donald was chained to a rock in the Caucasus, having his liver chewed out by journalists. On accounta the many benefits he brung to Personkind, which angered Zeus. Maybe Obama needs a Promethean challenger. Or maybe I've picked up more American arcana (and Texarkana?) than is good for me. Wherever the Prez goes, he's accompanied by a secret service agent with Pandora's Box... |
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Apr-27-11
 | | OhioChessFan: <Maybe Obama needs a Promethean challenger.> The Donald is rather Protean. Add a meh to it and he's Promethean. |
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Apr-27-11
 | | Annie K.: So, I take it the selection can go as-is? I'd like to drop by the post office tomorrow morning. :p <Leo-Nard Act-or Ni-Moy is another matter. Much as I like Vulcanism.> The best, by far, of the ST movies was #IV - the one with the whales? It was hilarious. It was the only one of the movies with a sense of humor, in fact... at least out of the first six or so, that I bothered to watch. And it was the only one directed by Leonard Nimoy. That's all I really know about him, apart from the (originally minor) character he brought to life, and that's enough. :) |
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Apr-27-11
 | | Domdaniel: <Annie> I'd forgotten the whales. Musta been all that LDS in the 60s. Man. Yes, please. I wuz gonna email you to confirm ... uh, tomorrow?
;) Nimoy is/was -- didn't he turn 80 recently? -- a better director than Jonathan Frakes ... who graduated from being the 2nd most unlikeable character in Next Generation to directing movies. But Marina Sirtis as the Emotional Fish (Troi) was the one I rilly could not abide. One galaxy in touch with its feelings. Now that's imperialism. |
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Apr-27-11
 | | Annie K.: <Musta been all that LDS in the 60s. Man.> Heh, yeah.
That, and "everybody, remember where we parked!" - Kirk, referring to the invisible Klingon bird of prey. Bloody genius. :D
I never liked STNG (aka "to baldly go where no man had gone before"). At all. :s <Yes, please. I wuz gonna email you to confirm ... uh, tomorrow? ;)> You can still do that. ;p |
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Apr-27-11
 | | OhioChessFan: Apropos of nothing......man, did I really say I wasn't going back to the Nakamura/Goldsby page.....do you recall the (I think Disney)movie where a college kid manages to download the contents of a computer into his brain, and somehow or another, saying "Applejack" causes him to reveal the locations of various illegal gambling sites? |
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| Apr-27-11 | | hms123: <OCF> I know--that N vs AJ page is fascinating (<fascinate: to attract and hold attentively by a unique power, personal charm, unusual nature, or some other special quality; enthrall). I can't stay away from it. It really has taken on a life of its own. It is like Ulysses and the Sirens in that it draws in people who should know better. Perhaps we should tie ourselves to the mast. |
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Apr-27-11
 | | Annie K.: The life mast. Er. :p |
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Apr-27-11
 | | Domdaniel: Heh. Wonderful. The page has an odd utility. A phallic generator of brilliancies? Mostly here. |
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Apr-27-11
 | | Annie K.: Heh indeed. Oddly enough, ok not really, I was thinking along the same lines. :D Another image that comes to mind, having shifted slightly from "mast", is of a tribe dancing around a totem pole, war-paint and all. That adjective does sort of keep popping up. ;p |
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Apr-28-11
 | | OhioChessFan: I was thinking the other way around. |
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Apr-28-11
 | | Domdaniel: Totem poles ... did exist in the Pacific Northwest, though their ubiquity as signifiers of Native American culture was exaggerated by movies and appropriated by the Canadian tourist biz. One of my longest-surviving personal possessions - not counting any survival things may have had before becoming mine - is a picture of "Indians with Totem Pole", sent from Vancouver by my seafaring uncle around 1963. The citizens of Poland who volunteered to carry the Wojtyla Litter - or the Papal Palanquin - were <Tote 'em Poles>. <Tote 'em poles, tote 'em barges
Get a little drunk
And set his pants on fire
So they'll add it to the charges...>
Also connected to the Potlatch, or culture of competitive gift-giving.
A Potlatchkey Kid is one whose parents kept giving him away. Didn't Freud write something called 'Totem and Taboo'? I can't remember whether it was phallocentric ("I say, guys, Dick goes in the middle!") or phallocratic ("King Richard") or the whole phallogocentric Monty ("Hell, man ... mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of ... cut!"). What would Freud have made of AJ, I wonder? I shouldn't speculate ... Mr Goldsby sez I'm cruel, and he's right. But I'm not a practicing sadist. More an opportunist, and I've never seen so many opportunities. "So, Mr Aurums-Bee, you already have a Life, yes? But you want more. You want a Grand?" Grand day out. |
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| Apr-28-11 | | crawfb5: <Another image that comes to mind, having shifted slightly from "mast", is of a tribe dancing around a totem pole, war-paint and all.> Are we going for <Lord of the Flies> here? |
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Apr-28-11
 | | Annie K.: <craw> not originally, but it might fit. :) <What would Freud have made of AJ, I wonder? I shouldn't speculate ...> Eh? But that's simple, he's a classic clinical case - http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/na... The best advice anybody could give him would be to seek professional help, but unfortunately the very nature of the problem makes it inadvisable to offer him that advice. :s |
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| Apr-28-11 | | morfishine: <Per the Thursday Puzzle> Copied: <Domdaniel> I am indebted to you for your thorough explanation about what ails me. Can I write you a check?...or can I put it on May's tab? Specifically, this sudden attack of "chess blindness" set upon me while I was perusing the winning move <51...f5>. At the point that I was going to overflow with joy and realization, the disease struck with frightening rapidity: For some still unexplained pathological reason, the pawn on <g7> was actually on <g6> and <51...f5> allowed the sudden <52.Rh7+> mate. I dismissed <51...f5> only to discover that it won: the pawn on <g7> was there all along...why? one could ask...perhaps one should take a few seconds longer to be more thorough, just as you have been in your generous response. Best, Morf |
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Apr-28-11
 | | Domdaniel: <Morf> Sounds very like something I keep doing in OTB games, usually with White, mid-attack. I play about ten fairly good moves, reach what a computer later tells me is a winning position, but fail to see it. At the board, my energy level drops, I persuade myself that my winning attempt has failed and that I've run out of steam. Then I either blunder the game away or fail to put up resistance when my opponent counter-attacks. And the win is often objectively easier than several of the 'hard' moves I found earlier in the line. I've prepared/analyzed a couple of examples, which I think I'll post here. Definitely a recurring problem, and maybe related to the last-round-loss syndrome. Tiredness? Bad energy? Failure to eat bananas? Nimzowitsch used to do exercises with clubs, based on a Danish exercise book called 'My System'. Mebbe I should invest in a billyclub. All right, move along ... *prod* ... you don't want to put your Queen there ... just keep it moving... |
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Apr-28-11
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Was <Howard Staunton> the world's first "correspondence slander" champion? Might be a whole book there based on your new phrase. |
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Apr-28-11
 | | Domdaniel: <A Winning Combination> - You hussy. You ... j'adoube.
- Eh? Your move, bud.
- Very well, minx. Are you descended from the Goldsbeaugh clan of Much-Sodding-in-the-Marsh, perchance? - Truly Shakespehearean, Sir, but quite illegal. You touched your j'adoube first, so ya gotta move it. Rules. - Nonsense. J'adoube is not a move, it's a waiting strategy. Slut. - Hey, did you know that means something nice in Danish. You sure you know how to play, Auntie Stauntie? Anyhoo, rule 47, laws of correspondence slander, says that j'adoube is a move. So there. - Do you know who I am?
- I know you just left your reputation en prise and I took it. They gonna name chess sets after me now. - They will *not*!
- Will so.
- Won't.
- Will.
- Enough. I claim a draw by Reputation.
- You ain't got one, Howie. You're out for a duck.
- Curses, I resign. Tell Mr Morphy I've gone to Capablanca for the waters. - You and Ingrid? Sure. Good postal service to Africa these days. - Er, I meant Kalamazoo. You cheat well, for a patzer. - I'll slander your ass but you seem to do it yourself ... you one of those master baiters? - A mere servant of the Bard, Madam. Why, in Aleppo once ... - Game over, Bilbo.
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