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| Jul-03-07 | | Open Defence: no I am an accountant .. that means that I alone am responsible for the death of at least 100,000 trees a year on account of the paperwork i do... |
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| Jul-03-07 | | Ragh: <Deffy> Why not do the work on a computer, that way you can be responsible for the death of 100,000 watts of power instead.. |
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| Jul-03-07 | | Open Defence: we use computers and paper... we are very thorough.. that way every one dies... |
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Jul-03-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Oh no!
it's another <Batchimeg at the Movies>! Number 4: <300>
STARRING: <A Super Rhinoceros> (Kramer v Kramer, Rome: Open City), <Big Fat Guy with Swords for Hands> (Halloween XII, All the President's Men> DIRECTED BY: <Zack Snyder> (Dawn of the Bread, Attack of the Living Bread Sticks) TRAILER:
http://www.Half/Naked/Thin/guys.who...
Synopsis:
A cartoon Persian army of Killer Zombies attacks the residents of a quiet New England Village located in northern Greece over 2000 years ago. A collective of Spartan Apple growers pelts the Persians with fruit, which turns out to be a rather poor strategy REVIEW:
"I haven't seen animated battle sequences this good since <The Muppets Take Manhattan>"- REX REED, VARIETY BOTTOM LINE:
If you loved <Fried Green Tomatoes>, <Steel Magnolias>, and <Terms of Endearment> you'll bloody well hate this film. Take your girlfriend to this one and spend all night apologizing to her after. |
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| Jul-03-07 | | NakoSonorense: Oh great, now my previous post looks weird. =p |
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Jul-03-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Doh! Hang on |
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Jul-03-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: OK fixed
Don't worry <Nako> ALL my posts look weird |
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| Jul-03-07 | | BobbyJim: <<it's another <Batchimeg at the Movies>! Number 4: <300>> I-ee thawt zat <300> vas a fantaasteek feelm, with glaadiators vighting een de loin cloth. I-ee hope to be in ze seequill when I-ee am feenished with my-ee duties as gaawvernor of Caaleeforrnia. |
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Jul-03-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Hi <Bobby>! How the hell are you? Buy any new <Hummers> lately? I heard you have one that uses the <extact from the pineal gland of the male adolescent iguana> for fuel. |
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| Jul-03-07 | | BobbyJim: <Jess> I-ee waant to bee the Green Guuvenor (you weel note dat my spelling changes as I-ee try-ee to get the accent down) of Caleeforrnia, but what do I-ee care about them green iguanas? We don't have them in Europe. How many fantaastieek pineal glands of them adolescent male green iguanas does it take to run a <Hummer>? Three!!
Hahahahahahahahah!!! (well, eets funny in Austrian) |
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Jul-04-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: NEW FEATURE!!
<GREAT MOMENTS IN <YAHOO NEWS SERVICE>: Part One:
<LiveScience reports amazing, real world breakthroughs, made simple and stimulating for people on the go> Or, more colloqially,
<LiveScience reports amazing, real world breakthroughs, made simple and stimulating for MORONS> |
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Jul-04-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: OLD FEATURE!!
JULY 4 2007 <CANADIAN FUN FACT> Canada was founded on July 4, 1776, by Abraham Lincoln It's a fact!! |
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| Jul-04-07 | | Open Defence: <jess> check out my post at <Dom's> place ;-p |
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| Jul-04-07 | | WBP: <Canada was founded on July 4, 1776, by Abraham Lincoln It's a fact!!> I thought Alan Thicke founded Canada. |
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| Jul-04-07 | | Ragh: Eric Cartman is the founder of Cananda.. no.. Candyda.. Canistan? well however it is spelt.. |
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| Jul-04-07 | | Dr.Lecter: Apparently, I have spine scoliosis (or however else you spell it). My doctor recommended that I learn yoga for the scoliosis. And my yoga instructor recommended that I stop playing chess, cuz it causes me to stay at one position for a long period of time, which is very bad for me. doesn't life stink? |
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| Jul-04-07 | | Dr.Lecter: <ragh> I think you meant Canadia. Cananda is where cananese live. Candydian live in Candyda. And Canistanian live in Canistan. but <jess> is a Canadia, and lives in Canadia |
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| Jul-04-07 | | Eyal: <Jess> Regarding the free engine <Toga> see Dortmund (2007). <Hesam7> seems to know quite a lot about it, so you might ask him for further info. |
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| Jul-04-07 | | Ragh: <Dr.Lecter> But that doesn't stop you from playing correspondance games, does it.. Last week, <Tactic101> advertised in his forum that he is looking for new opponents to play correspondance games in his forum similar to the way Jess did a simul here. I'm not sure whether he got any opponents just yet. |
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Jul-04-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <DOCTOR LECTER URGENT> <Doctor>, would you consider EMAILING me? My address is at the top of my Profile.
If you email me I will NEVER give out your address to anyone else. I want to speak with you about something in private.
Jess |
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Jul-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: NEW FEATURE!!
<GREAT MOMENTS IN BEING <<JOSH WAITZKIN>>> Part One:
(Josh, aged 13, analyzing with Kasparov after game two of the 1990 Championship Match with Karpov-- Topic? Kasparov's stunning <Bishop sac> that demolished Karpov's <Zeitzev Spanish defence>): <Kasparov>: "Well, the position is completely winning." <Josh>: "Well it's ALMOST winning." <Kasparov>: "Practically winning." LOLOL |
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Jul-05-07
 | | TheAlchemist: <Jess> It's probably unclear. Hell, it might even be losing. |
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| Jul-05-07 | | Karpova: <Jessicafischerqueen>
If you want something to laugh at check out this one: Kasparov vs Radjabov, 2004
From page 1 onwards (<AdrianP>'s link to chessninja.com is also hilarious).
If you still care about the <Innominate> (once you wrote you didn't want his name to be written down here) you won't be disappointed! |
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| Jul-05-07 | | mack: <jess> Speaking of Waitzkin, I take it you've seen this? http://www.chesscafe.com/Reviews/bo... |
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Jul-05-07
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Alexander Chemist>!! Great to hear from you. There is in fact some <comp analysis> on the kibbutzing page of <K v K 1990 Game Two- the revenge, this time it's personal, starring Michael Caine> |
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