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Mar-05-08
 | | Domdaniel: Is that Nepomneekhattishoogesundheitgodblessyouwhatapowerfulsn-
eeze-itblewyourpawnsaway?? |
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Mar-05-08
 | | Domdaniel: I hope they have a double round tournament in Baden Baden in 2020, with Magnus Magnus and Humbert Humbert. |
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| Mar-05-08 | | Eyal: Surely user <mckmck> is looking forward to it as well... |
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Mar-05-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Eyal> By then <User: User> may even have his own account ... |
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| Mar-05-08 | | Eyal: In fact, (s)he already does!
User: user |
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Mar-05-08
 | | Domdaniel: <Eyal> Fascinating -- [s]he even joined up on 05 Jan 05. Silent type, apparently. |
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Mar-05-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Major Major Major>! Yours,
Joseph Heller |
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| Mar-05-08 | | JoeWms: "The captain was a good chess player, and the games were always interesting. Yossarian had stopped playing chess with him because the games were so interesting they were foolish." |
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| Mar-05-08 | | Eyal: <Major Major's father was a sober God-fearing man whose idea of a good joke was to lie about his age. He was a longlimbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism. He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down. His specialty was alfalfa, and he made a good thing out of not growing any. The government paid him well for every bushel of alfalfa he did not grow. The more alfalfa he did not grow, the more money the government gave him, and he spent every penny he didn't earn on new land to increase the amount of alfalfa he did not produce. Major Major's father worked without rest at not growing alfalfa. On long winter evenings he remained indoors and did not mend harness, and he sprang out of bed at the crack of noon every day just to make certain that the chores would not be done. He invested in land wisely and soon was not growing more alfalfa than any other man in the county. Neighbors sought him out for advice on all subjects, for he had made much money and was therefore wise. "As ye sow, so shall ye reap," he counseled one and all, and everyone said, "Amen".> |
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| Mar-06-08 | | Boomie: There is a young woman named Jess
Who wants to play master chess.
She came to CG
To learn A to Z
Now her opponents are under duress. |
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Mar-06-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Heh- the <alfalfa> method... HI JOE!! Thanks for dropping by with the <chess Heller> Quote! HI BOOM YOU RANG!!
Very excellent <limerick> but watch out for <Deffi> the "Queen of the limerick" as she's known to be fierce-- She had poor old <Dom> jumping out of his skin last week. Hint-- don't mention "the moon"...Or "the apple"... or "dark craters..." " I don't care how many god dam guineas come out of the woodwork..." |
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| Mar-06-08 | | Boomie: Jess Haiku
She had me at "Heh".
Much jibber jabber ensued.
It's all about chess. |
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Mar-06-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Thanks my <kraut-mick> friend!! Sorry I have to go now so suddenly. The <Don> insists on hearing bad news immediately... |
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Mar-06-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Oh no!
It's
<GM Roman Dhindsaviliadilaidlililililllllialila>.. Poor sod... |
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Mar-06-08
 | | Domdaniel: Hmmmm. Time for a <Limeraiku> Play chess with Jess
Or her roomie, Boomie
You'll find yourself in a mess. |
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| Mar-06-08 | | Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: Thanks my <kraut-mick> friend!!> Just to show you it's not all dollars and cents, she was the best I ever had. And I've had 'em all over the world. |
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Mar-07-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Boom YouRang:
"Why didn't we spend time like this before?" |
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| Mar-07-08 | | Boomie: <"Why didn't we spend time like this before?"> "In 5 years we'll be completely legitimate." |
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Mar-07-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Tim... because all this... must END!!
It's the one thing I knew you could never forgive me for... PS-
I know it was you-- |
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Mar-07-08
 | | Domdaniel: "I risked my life, but not to hear some country-western song." A Good Year for the Gnosis? |
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| Mar-07-08 | | Tactic101: Hi there!
Did you see this old article? Pretty amusing...
http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail... |
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| Mar-07-08 | | Boomie: <jessicafischerqueen: Tim... because all this... must END!! It's the one thing I knew you could never forgive me for...> "One thing we have learned, you can kill anybody." |
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Mar-07-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Good Evening
Nothing to see here!
Hi TACTIC thanks for the funy story!! |
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| Mar-07-08 | | just a kid: Does anybody mind if I post a game in here?Okay the Sicilian isn't my favorite opening to play as white,but I played 1.e4,and (s)he played 1...c5! White:just a kid Rating:1269
Black:NN Rating:1302
1.e4 c5 <Oh no!>2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bb5 Rossolimo Variation>3...g6 4.0-0 Bg7 5.d3 Nh6?! <Okay then.>6.Nc3 0-0 7.Be3 d6 8.h4 <This commits to a kingside attack>8...Bd7 9.Bc4 <Preparing for h5> 9...e5 10.g3 Be6 11.Bxe6 fxe6 12.Ng5 Qe8 13.Nb5 Qe7 14.h5 <Opening the h-file.A good thing to do against a kingside-castled fianchetto.>14...Nf7 15.Qg4 <Preparing for hxg6> 15...Nxg5 16.Bxg5 Qd7 17.hxg6 hxg6 <Look at his castled position!>18.Kg2 <Ready to swing my rooks over onto the h-file>18...Nb4 19.Na3 Qf7 20.Be3 Bh8 21.Rh1 Rad8 22.Rh2 <Let's double the Rooks!>22...Bg7 23.Rah1 a5 <Notice how black's king can't run.>24.f3 <Let's get my Bishop involved!>24...Nxa2?! 25.c3 Rfe8 26.Bh6!<Another black defender goes bye-bye.>26...Ra8<Black's final non-forced move of the game.>27.Bxg7 Qxg7 28.Rh6 g5 29.R6h5 Black resigns Black resigns because 1.Black's Kingside is burned to ashes,and 2.After 29...Kf8(which is Black's best try) 30.Rh8 wins.If anyone pretty strong player sees this game please play it over and tell me if I went wrong.Anyone can try it actually.If anyone wants to see more of my games I'll post them in my forum one time or another.I have a big tournament tomorrow.(Band too. I play the Tuba =) )
Oh and Hi <Jess>! |
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Mar-07-08
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Good Afternoon
hI <just a kid>
yes you can post your games here anytime.
I will have a look at it this afternoon.
I am <an Englishman> Good Evening. |
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