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| Sep-13-09 | | hms123: <jess> Although Diane said yes she would agree with crawfb5. |
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| Sep-13-09 | | A Karpov Fan: Wow you get sensible answers here as well <Jess>? I'm impressed. here's a question then
Does anybody know if it is possible to learn from a chess book whilst watching an episode of <Will and Grace>? |
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Sep-13-09
 | | jessicafischerqueen: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHh
< cooked a camel crap> JAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
IN HIS BOOT
JHAHAHAHAHAHAAH |
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Sep-13-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: *aruba*
hgahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
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| Sep-13-09 | | crawfb5: <Does anybody know if it is possible to learn from a chess book whilst watching an episode of <Will and Grace>?> Not if you have a thing for Debra Messing... |
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| Sep-13-09 | | A Karpov Fan: < crawfb5: <Does anybody know if it is possible to learn from a chess book whilst watching an episode of <Will and Grace>?> Not if you have a thing for Debra Messing...> What do you mean <if>? -lol- |
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Sep-13-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Big Crawdaddy>
Funny you should use that word-
Did you know that <Howard's> University Calendar describes him as a "Messin' round gentleman from St. Louis"? |
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Sep-13-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Anatoli Karpov>
Yo yo check out this forum- I just put you in here:
Memorable Quotes chessforum |
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Sep-13-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: Here is the <Ray Mears> official BUSHCRAFT website! http://www.raymears.com/Ray_Mears/
And here is a video of <Ray> skinning a squirrel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvRR...
"This is going to be a squirrel trap- it's a last resort- but you have to learn to feed yourself..." HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Who knew? |
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| Sep-13-09 | | A Karpov Fan: < jessicafischerqueen: <Anatoli Karpov> Yo yo check out this forum- I just put you in here:
Memorable Quotes chessforum>
-lol-
That quote is probably deeply offensive to anyone who has ever had to rely on their knowledge of Bushcraft to save their life for real, especially since I made it up waiting for my microwave chips to ping. I'm glad you liked it tho <Jess> :-) |
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| Sep-13-09 | | A Karpov Fan: <"This is going to be a squirrel trap- it's a last resort- but you have to learn to feed yourself..." HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Who knew?>
-lol-
<who knew?>
Can I borrow some manic laughter <Jess>? I think I will have to
hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAH
that's better.
I can't believe we are putting the boot in on Ray like this tho?! ( the full one as well !?)
It just doesn't seem fair on such a nice guy, who has absolutely <nothing> to do with chess -lol- |
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Sep-13-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: I don't think you quite understand how much I love <Ray>. Why wasn't I informed of this earlier???
Here is <Ray> sitting down to a fine snack of <Witchetty grubs> whilst wandering about a desert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJlO...
Don't worry about <Ray Mears>- he can take care of himself- x 1000!!! "It's not just a popular food- it's an important one- Grubs are extremely high in protein" HAHAHAHAAH
Mrs. Ray Mears |
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Sep-13-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: I have changed the name of my forum in honor of <Ray>. |
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| Sep-13-09 | | Open Defence: I've heard of Brazilian Waxes but Bushcraft ??? |
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Sep-13-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Deffi>
Don't underestimate <Ray Mears>- After accidentally locking himself in his own bathroom, he once survived for six days on nothing but <tile grouting>. Here is a picture of some grouting, in case any of you ever have to face this harrowing experience: http://www.howtotileashowerandbathr... Heh- "Bush" craft-
Another OUTRAGEOUS post breaking multiple posting guidelines <Deffi>- I should think <Ray> would be proud of you. |
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| Sep-13-09 | | WBP: <A Karpov Fan> (Sorry this is late getting back to you)--Terrific idea, to post Kasparov's annotations. I am really getting onto this--the '60s were a kind of Golden Age of Chess for me (emphasis on the "for me" part). Back then, the Sunday puzzles consisted of Fool's Mate and stuff like that, and a victory in your local club championship could get you into the Interzonals. Ah yes, the good old days!
<Jess> Regarding your very interesting observation regarding Sunday puzzle solvers--<If one "solves" a chess puzzle by moving pieces around on a board- that is a useful thing to do, don't get me wrong- but it has little or no power to increase your actual OTB rating. And the vast majority of our puzzle solvers, redoubtable crew that they are, use a board and pieces to "solve" the puzzles.That's because in an OTB game you can't mess around with the pieces> I'm sure you're aware that Spassky was once playing in a Candidates Match--can't remember his opponent--and at one point, instead of studying the actual pieces on the gameboard when it was his move, he began to study the huge display board showing the position for the audience. And if memory serves me correctly, at that point, he actually began to win the match. (There are no doubt more reliable memories frequenting these parts who can set the record straight on this one.) |
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| Sep-13-09 | | WBP: <<After accidentally locking himself in his own bathroom, he once survived for six days on nothing but <tile grouting>>. Wow! Break out the old Preparation H. |
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| Sep-13-09 | | Open Defence: btw I updated my blog with a new game |
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| Sep-14-09 | | Open Defence: <Jess> here is the PGN [Event "Chessgames.com 2008 Summer Invitational"]
[Site "http://gameknot.com/"]
[Date "2009.02.15"]
[Round "-"]
[White "weaponofchoice"]
[Black "lethe"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "2223"]
[BlackElo "1761"]
1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 c5 3. d5 b5 4. cxb5 a6 5. bxa6 g6 6. Nc3 Bxa6 7. Nf3 Bg7 8. e4 Bxf1 9. Kxf1 d6 10. h3 O-O 11. Kg1 Na6 12. Kh2 Qa5 13. Qe2 Rfb8 14. Rd1 Nd7 15. Bg5 Re8 16. Qd2 Nb4 17. a3 Na6 18. Rdc1 Rac8 19. Bh6 Bh8 20. Rab1 Rb8 21. Nd1 Qxd2 22. Nxd2 Ne5 23. Rc2 Nd3 24. Nc4 Ne5 25. Nde3 Rb3 26. Na5 Rb5 27. Nec4 Nxc4 28. Nxc4 Reb8 29. f3 Nc7 30. Bf4 Bg7 31. Rd1 Bxb2 32. a4 Rb3 33. e5 Bxe5 34. Nxe5 Rb8b4 35. Bg3 Rxa4 36. Nc6 Kf8 37. Re2 1-0 |
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| Sep-14-09 | | Open Defence: ok I tried pretending the Pizza guy spoke only Korean and he sent a dog over.... |
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| Sep-14-09 | | A Karpov Fan: <"It's not just a popular food- it's an important one- Grubs are extremely high in protein" HAHAHAHAAH
Mrs. Ray Mears>
yikes those grubs are big, I love the way he just eats it raw. Chewy on the outside with a soft center -lol- The <liquid honey ants> are bizarre tho, straight out of an Aliens movie or what? And he bites off their fat abdomen! Poor little fellas. I know some people live that way, and nature is as tough as it is beautiful, but how would we react if a load of giants came over and picked up all the fat people by their heads and chewed off their bellies? would be quite funny to watch tho
Instead of digging down deep into a nest, they would just have to pry open the roof of the nearest McDonald's -lol- |
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| Sep-14-09 | | A Karpov Fan: <Jess> take a look at this vintage Tomorrow's World footage http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/82532...
The guy abosrbing the 'battery of 9 mm handgun fire' is so funny, what a loony toon. |
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Sep-14-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Deffi>
Question-
Ok here you have just played
30.Bf4
click for larger viewWere you already planning the <e5> push at this point? Did you see that it might be a problem for him to defend against a Pawn <e4-e5> push in terms of his whole position collapsing on the Queenside? Because look here a few moves later-
33.e5!
click for larger viewand now
33...Bxe5?
click for larger viewThis is far from obvious to me, but after you snap off his Bishop with your Knight here, your Knight is actually immune- because to recapture leads to the collapse of Black's position- so he has to give up material instead- 34.Nxe5!
click for larger viewNow, if
34...dxe5,
White would have
35.Bxe5!
click for larger viewAnd look how fast Black collapses on the Queenside- his c-pawn is going to fall, there's a truly VICIOUS pin on his knight- If he tries to unpin his knight by moving the rook off the <b8-h2> diagonal and guarding his Knightwithout then after <Rxc5> the Knight must move but there's no square for it except the <e1> square, and Black is suddenly passive and trussed like a turkey while your <a-pawn> runs for a touchdown. So Question Two:
Do you think that Black only saw the danger of recapturing your Knight here AFTER you played <34.Nxe5!>? Because he apparently *did* realize this after your 34th move, since he gave up a whole piece rather than face the variation I just showed above there- So OK back to the actual moves played-
Here again is the position after you played
33.e5!
click for larger viewMaybe he was afraid he would lose his <DSB> on the <b2> square there- and so felt he had no choice but to recpature 33...Bxe5?
Because he can save his DSB, and not lose a piece like he did in the game, by the admittedly hard to spot 33...Bd4!
My Shredder just showed me that resource. But just show me the player who wouldn't almost automatically play the text move of 33...Bxe5?
Which pretty much loses on the spot.
Did you see all of this happening ahead of time? If so, how far ahead? Nice one, by the way....
heh
He can hold his position with the counter intuitive |
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Sep-14-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: Hello visitors!!
Please take a gander at this game- this is the game I was just posting FEN diagrams about up there- It's <Deffi> with the White pieces, and you can read some very good "human annotations" and analysis of this game at <Deffi's> chess blog http://dark-horse-chess.blogspot.com/
[Event "Chessgames.com 2008 Summer Invitational"]
[Site "http://gameknot.com/"]
[Date "2009.02.15"]
[Round "-"]
[White "weaponofchoice"]
[Black "lethe"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "2223"]
[BlackElo "1761"]
1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 c5 3. d5 b5 4. cxb5 a6 5. bxa6 g6 6. Nc3 Bxa6 7. Nf3 Bg7 8. e4 Bxf1 9. Kxf1 d6 10. h3 O-O 11. Kg1 Na6 12. Kh2 Qa5 13. Qe2 Rfb8 14. Rd1 Nd7 15. Bg5 Re8 16. Qd2 Nb4 17. a3 Na6 18. Rdc1 Rac8 19. Bh6 Bh8 20. Rab1 Rb8 21. Nd1 Qxd2 22. Nxd2 Ne5 23. Rc2 Nd3 24. Nc4 Ne5 25. Nde3 Rb3 26. Na5 Rb5 27. Nec4 Nxc4 28. Nxc4 Reb8 29. f3 Nc7 30. Bf4 Bg7 31. Rd1 Bxb2 32. a4 Rb3 33. e5 Bxe5 34. Nxe5 Rb8b4 35. Bg3 Rxa4 36. Nc6 Kf8 37. Re2 1-0 |
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Sep-14-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Bill>
heh- very good to see that you are grokking to the wonders of the ultra manly <RAY MEARS>... <A Karpov fan>
heh HEHAHAHAAH
<McDonald's Human McGrub Burgers> HAHAHAHAHAAH
Would serve them right... |
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