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Nov-01-23
 | | offramp: < Check It Out: Wait. If you haven't read it, how do you know it's superb?> Yeah yeah!! It's Halloween baby!! |
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Nov-02-23 | | stone free or die: Almost forgot this one from seven years ago...
<(Z-base, the source that not only whitens your game, but your teeth too!)> Blackburne vs Burn, 1888 (kibitz #8) |
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Dec-25-23
 | | Check It Out: Ice cold exchange:
<wrap99: Played a lot of 5-minute (him giving me generous, embarrassingly so, time odds) with WMD in the late 1970s.> <MissScarlett: Yes, whatever happened to him?> <wrap99: No idea, at least 31 years since i last saw him.> <andrewjsacks: Nice guy, and strong and creative player> <wrap99: definitely nice guy. that was chess for me: leaving the terrible place i lived to interact with bright and interesting chess players.> <MissScarlett: And now you're here.> William Mark Duckworth |
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Apr-15-24
 | | offramp: The great <User: FSR> came up with an eye-opening datum: <D Gukesh vs R Praggnanandhaa, 2024 (kibitz #13)> <Rameshbabu Praggnanandhaa is 18 years and 8 months old.
Dommaraju Gukesh is 17 years and 10 1/2 months.
The sum of their ages is about 2 1/2 months more than Nakamura's age (36 years and 4 months).> |
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Apr-22-24
 | | offramp: <Aujourd'hui..ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas.>
- Camus
I am thinking about that last round. In the UK the game started at 8:00pm. The games were in the opening stage at midnight. There was nail biting tension. Here is my 2nd consecutive <Memorable Quotes>, and a bloody good one. I <like> <FSR>... Do you know the joke about the Englishman and his umbrella? <"I went to a psychiatrist who said that I am in love with my umbrella. Isn't that ridiculous!?
I mean, I LIKE my umbrella....">
I tremendously admire User: FSR, but internally I have strictures - but who cares. Here is the nubbins: Here is his kibitz about the stupendous 108-move: <Caruana vs Nepomniachtchi, 2024> <39.Bh7?? Everyone was expecting Caruana to play the intuitive 39.Bc2!+-, dominating Nepo's knight. Game over, and Caruana would have played Gukesh today to determine Ding's challenger.
The Canadian FM Gordon Taylor wrote an important but unfortunately little-remembered article in the May 15, 1989 issue of <Inside Chess>, introducing the concept of a "tesuji" move, a term he borrowed from go. This is a move placing a piece in such a way that it dominates another piece. An example is a bishop three orthogonal squares away from a knight, for instance in the Classical Caro-Kann where Black plays ...Bg6 dominating White's knight on g3. 39.Bc2! here would have been another such move. Taylor also cited a rare instance of a tesuji move being bad - 1.Nc3 d5 2.e4 dxe4 3.Nxe4 e5 4.Bc4 Be7? tesuji, but 5.Qh5!+-.This is a great insight that deserves to be much better known. Taylor said that when a strong player has a tesuji move available and doesn't play it, that deserves explanation. The more I thought about it over the years, the more I thought his statement a profound insight. Other types of tesuji moves are a rook two diagonal squares away from a knight (e.g. Re4 versus Ng6 - rook takes away e5, e7, and f4 from knight) or a queen next to a knight (Qe4 versus Ne5 - queen takes away six of knight's eight squares, all except d7 and f7).> Ears that see and eyes that hear- a great quote from <FSR>. Don't just walk past this kibitz. |
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May-01-24
 | | OhioChessFan: <HeMateMe> in a discussion of the quality of various college majors, particularly STEM majors: Kenneth Rogoff (kibitz #50362) <HMM: Wouldn't stem studies be in the botany department?> |
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May-08-24
 | | offramp: Vladimir Kramnik (kibitz #42831) A crazy quote spotted by User: dehanne.
<Accuse the other party of that which you are guilty>
- Kramnik |
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Jul-26-24
 | | offramp: User: Teyss is a great Kibitzer. I always like his posts. I often post drivel because that is ME. I essentially talk to myself. Teyss posts a load of sense. Today he posts a really good one. Miles - Kasparov Match (1986) (kibitz #1) The whole post is very good, but here is a special paragraph: <How did this supremacy materialise in the present games? Mostly Miles sometimes lacked precision and Kasparov was relentlessly aiming to take advantage of any inaccuracy. His two long matches against Karpov in 1984 and 1985 (72 games in total) were trainings of the highest possible level since Karpov was renowned to be most accurate.> BTW, there were other interesting replies.
This site is great, apart from Rogoff and Kibitzers Cafe. |
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Jul-28-24
 | | Teyss: Clicking on the link to check answers with my username, I realise (1) there is a memorable quotes forum (2) <offramp> has nominated me here. Many thanks to him, although I didn't think this part of my post was very special. I'll take the opportunity to nominate users in general, I don't have specific quotes in mind but might in the future. Here is hence my CG Hall of Fame, with no particular order. User: offramp for his drivel, er, humour. His posts always make me smile.
User: Sally Simpson aka Geoff for his wit and anecdotes, mixed with relevant Chess comments.
User: goodevans for his relevant Chess comments mixed with tongue-in-cheek humour. Somewhat complementary to Geoff: we could say they are yin and yang, whilst offramp is the topping.
User: FSR for his deep knowledge and analyses.
User: perfidious for the same as well as his impeccable command of the language.
User: keypusher for the same, too bad we don't see more of him.
User: TheaN for his thorough analyses in POTDs. Too bad we don't see him in the GOTDs also.
User: Mayankk with the same comment.
User: Atterdag for his interesting posts in the events sections. Too bad we don't see him on the GOTD and POTD pages.
User: stone free or die for his (im)pertinence. I don't want to make this post too long, so I'll just also mention in alphabetical order User: beatgiant, User: boz, User: Cheapo by the Dozen, User: Check It Out, User: Diademas, User: Dionysius1, User: Fusilli, User: moronovich, User: thegoldenband, User: Troller, and others (apologies for trying to keep the list short) who make CG a great site. |
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Aug-07-24
 | | OhioChessFan: From the sports discussion page,
Jeremy Lim <keypusher: In steeplechase, why don't they give the medals to the horses? #EquineEquityNow > <plang: They would have to build a bigger medal stand. > |
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Oct-10-24
 | | offramp: A new guy, a great guy. He is User: Twilight of the Idol. He has devised a cracking quote.
Firouzja vs Nakamura, 2024 (kibitz #2) <Twilight of the Idol: <Time trouble tends toward tragedy.>> |
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Nov-16-24
 | | offramp: The Ding - Gukesh World Championship Match (2024) is about 10 days away. User: fabelhaft gave an <executive summary> of the history of the world chess championship: <<Fabelhaft>: The question is how many World Champions that have nothing detracting from the title. Lasker and Alekhine handpicking opponents, Euwe being picked, Botvinnik tournament win, draw odds and rematches, Fischer never playing as World Champion, Karpov getting it by default and having help from all other top players against Korchnoi, Kramnik getting the match after losing to Shirov and then falling to 9th, Anand five years without super tournament wins, Ding with how he got to Candidates and title match, being the first player to become World Champion in speed chess tiebreak, and how he performed afterwards etc.> Ding - Gukesh World Championship Match (2024) (kibitz #65). Funny, and interesting. |
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Nov-17-24
 | | Check It Out: The logical follow up to that fun post is a list of WCs with no detractions: Steinitz, Capablanca, Smyslov, Tal, Petrosian, Spassky, Kasparov, and Carlsen. Its my belief we can whittle it down even more. |
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Nov-18-24 | | stone free or die: <MissScarlett [commenting on a comment]: <<><Nepo - in my eyes - is a very unstable person with some signs of strange quirky behavior - from his total nervous break-down in the Carlsen match (and partly in the last game vs. Ding Liren in their match) to occasional megalomania and paranoia (allegations of fraud).><>> Hello? He's Russian.>
Tata Steel India Blitz (2024) (kibitz #13) |
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Nov-20-24 | | stone free or die: In memory of <sneaky pete> <Maybe Captain Kennedy suffered from the old English code of honour where the attacker must always move forward, and sideward passes (the Dutch Disease, introduced at Manchester United by Daley Blind) are prohibited.> Szen vs H Kennedy, 1851 (kibitz #1) |
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Nov-21-24 | | stone free or die: One more <sneaky pete> quote, from his profile: <sneaky pete
Member since Jun-03-04
You have nothing to fear but my library.> User: sneaky pete |
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Dec-03-24 | | stone free or die: <HeMateMe: Hey, you know what they say, "It's cooler by the lake."
That's gotta be insane, living in Buffalo, having to hire someone to shovel three feet of snow off of your roof each year. How does the ad look on Craig's List?
NEEDED ASAP: One foolhardy individual with strong arms, climbing ability, good balance and endurance to clear multiple roofs of six feet of fresh snow. No experience required, just a good relationship with the almighty.> Kibitzer's Café (kibitz #325128) |
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Dec-03-24
 | | perfidious: That first quote from <sneaky pete> is lovely and the second, droll. Hoisting an imaginary pint in memory of one of the good guys hereabout. |
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Dec-05-24
 | | offramp: It is good to see a genuine <MEMORABLE QUOTE> that could still be used between chess players during chess games played in the time of <DUNE>. D Gukesh vs Ding Liren, 2024 (kibitz #73) The superb User: Open Defence created a chess rule for all time: <Dec-05-24 Open Defence: <Make luft, not war.>> THAT apothegm will serve us up to the 21,000th century (in Dune). |
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Dec-25-24
 | | OhioChessFan: <saffuna>, on Kenneth Rogoff <Greenland's Prime Minister Mute Egede responded to Trump's comments, saying "we are not for sale".> <Wait? Mute spoke?
It's a Christmas miracle!> |
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Jan-16-25 | | Cassandro: <saffuna> on The Kibitzer's Café <sfod: I think the loser gets to keep both [scoresheets]> <So that's why I have such a large collection.> |
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Feb-14-25
 | | offramp: One of my favourite poets is Wallace Stevens. He worked hard and became the top executive of his insurance company. He was never a penniless poet. How about chess players? Well, Anatoly Karpov was given many shares in <Petromir>!
When Karpov was a boy liked oil, and now he owns a quadrillion barrels of oil.🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ Today's Memorable Quote is about <US> (i.e. humans), as chess players. <HeMateMe: Roman Dzindzichashvili has always been one of those colourful people who make chess fun. I remember seeing him sleeping on a bench in WSP early one afternoon. I told my friend, "See that guy on the bench? He's one of the world's best chess players!" "The bum?
He's not a bum, he just sometimes sleeps on the benches when tired." At that point Dzindzi's friend woke him up and they walked off. Roman noticed I was gesturing to him, smiled. This was the early '80s.> You see, it's one of those great <souvenirs> that are dropped randomly at cg.com - and they lighten up our lives!! That was Lobron vs Dzindzichashvili, 1979 (kibitz #31). 🙋🏼🫗🥹 |
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Mar-02-25
 | | offramp: Sometimes there is perfect szyzsxzyygzy.
User: Open Defence was the prefect bystander being struck by lightning at the <>right place and the right time and space. Hallejujasyzxgy! Prague Masters (2025) (kibitz #1) Three perfect words:
<Pragg in Prague.> |
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Apr-12-25
 | | offramp: Five days ago Firouzja vs Nepomniachtchi, 2022 (0-1) was Game of the Day, with the title, <"Bullet Train to Nowhere">➤🚝. One of the kibitzes about this game was
<<Firouzja vs Nepomniachtchi, 2022 (kibitz #6)><User: Messiah: Assblasted: <https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comm...>>>
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<Messiah> did not pass on His message. But His message was passed on by <Teyss>: Firouzja vs Nepomniachtchi, 2022 (kibitz #22) <User: Teyss: ....
<<"Alireza Firouzja finally logs off of Lichess at 5:45am after spending 12:45am to 5:45am the night before his game against Ian Nepomniachtchi (3pm) playing 30s bullet chess. This included a 3.5 hour 250 game match against Daniel Naroditsky that Firouzja lost 108-142.">[Now this is the voice of Teyss:] Maybe Firouzja considered this to be part of his training or a way to relax, but it didn't work. The game looks like the domination of positional chess, whatever that means, over attempts at easy tactics.> [This is me.] I think it is memorable that a player like Firouzja would play a 250-game match⚔️ in one night in the middle of a tournament. It also makes me wonder <how many games are played at LiChess?> Can I download all the games played in the last week? Would they all fit on one of my floppies💾💾? |
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Apr-22-25
 | | offramp: Easter Monday, like that film <The Long Easter Monday>. The Pope died again - he should have behaved like a normal person!! <No one> dies on Easter Monday. Dominguez Perez vs C Yoo, 2025 (kibitz #8) User: dheilke:
He got a bee in his Easter bonnet about ginger Simon Kim Williams (kibitz #174). <...Not everybody in the world worships your beardy old man. We have beardy old men of our own.History is replete with beardy old men dispensing advice and mostly dying of syphilis (in the East, anyway) - I suppose it's worth celebrating the ONE beardy old man who dispensed sagely advice and DIDN'T die of syphilis - by dispensing plastic symbols of fertility filled with candy?? You Westerners are weird...> Weird is right! |
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