jessicafischerqueen: <GALWAY: 9 A.D>
Yes, it's time again for another exciting preview of the grand appearance of <Mack n' Dom> at the 5000th <Galway 'get orf my land' Chess Congress> in Ireland, Europe.
We wish the best for our warriors- who are sometimes known as <Mick n' Pom> in an affectionate derogotory-name "reversal."
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A: THE VENUE: Galway is world renowned, not only for its Medieval charm, but also for its enlightened "eco-friendly" city planners. Here is their masterpiece- the teeming Galway Central Business District (now with public loos):
http://optics.nuigalway.ie/pictures...
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B: OPENING CEREMONIES: Although "chess" is the watchword at this historic tournament, the opening ceremonies pay homage to more traditional Irish sports. The festivities open with the players participating in the ancient pastime of <Whack-a-Faerie>, in which the combatants race about the pitch pounding the heads of Faeries back into the ground.
Here is an exciting shot of <Mack n' Dom> participating in last year's action- (That's Dom in front and Mack behind)-
http://www.kennys.ie/News/OldGalway...
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C: PLAYERS' QUARTERS: Here is the magnificent <Salthill Hotel and Baths>, which was constructed in 55 B.C. as a mistletoe factory for local Druids. A close examination of this structure- well OK even a quick glance at this structure- will reveal that it is still used as a mistletoe factory.
Does this mean that <Mack n' Dom> will be forced to kiss each other every time they bump in to each other in the Hotel?
Yes, it does.
Here is a photo (this is a real photograph of Salthill, Galway) of these so august QUARTERS:
http://static.panoramio.com/photos/...
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D. THE PLAYING HALL:
The rustic simplicity of the "Stoat and Badger Room" of Urquhart Castle is renowned throughout Old World chess circles. This Hall features a quiet, genteel atmosphere to delight player and spectator alike. The gallery particularly enjoys watching the players scramble for the legendary, and coveted, "Part With the Rock Over Your Head" section of the Hall when it rains.
http://www.walesdirectory.co.uk/tou...
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E: THE COMBATANTS: This year the field is expected to be dominated by the 14 year old "wunderbear" <GM Teddy Bear's Picnic>, who shocked the Irish chess world this season when he garnered his last Grandmaster Norm by pounding the perrenial Irish Champion <GM Stig O' Grady>, who had held the National Title since Christ was a corporal. Here is <GM Picnic> sporting traditional Irish garb- and he is, obviously, the "Great Green Hope" in the next World Jr. Chess Championships as well-
http://images.vtbear.com/linkshare/...
Here is a candid shot of English invader <mack>, in which he brazenly employs an archaic form of Visual Pommie Slang in order to indicate the square <c-3>, a nod to the <Sicilian Alapin>, his weapon of choice with the White pieces:
http://geekfitters.com/images/chess...
<Dom Daniel> may be 73 years old, but he augments his chess training with a vigorous regimen of physical activity that keeps him "fighting trim," as this recent photo attests:
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/fame...
How does he do it, you might ask? Well here's a clue- a candid photo of <Dom's> seconds in battle against each other. <Dom's> tournament prep normally involves hours of "hard" study consisting of simply watching these two more than able assistants do battle over the board, clad only in sombre traditional Irish dress:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3299...