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Jul-15-10
 | | chancho: <Jess> I'm sorry to hear that. I hope the nose operation goes along smoothly and that your recovery is swift. |
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Jul-15-10
 | | Annie K.: Hi <Jess> - good luck with that operation. I'll get back to you about the video stuff you posted at my place tomorrow. :) Take care of yourself! |
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| Jul-16-10 | | WBP: <Jess> Much good luck with the operation. I sure hope the recovery is swift and without complication. And sorry to be out of touch for so long... |
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Jul-16-10
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Thanks you guys I just got back and my nose is still attached to my face. So the Doctor stops in the middle of the operation and asks "Can you breathe better through your left nostril?"
So I says "Yes it's improved for sure, but still not as good as the right nostril. Can you make it as good as the right nostril?" DOCTOR: "Yes, but if I dig any more in there you risk permanent facial disfigurement." So I said "That's enough then thank you." |
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| Jul-16-10 | | Travis Bickle: Jessica I see you still have that beautiful sense of humor even when on the operating table! Hurry up and get well! We all miss ya too much!! Me even more so LOL! ; ) |
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| Jul-16-10 | | LIFE Master AJ: <Jess> I am sorry you had to do all this. Here is my earnest prayer for your full recovery and hope that you feel MUCH BETTER ... REAL SOON!!!!! 'Kay? |
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| Jul-16-10 | | malthrope: Jess! :)
I've got some clean 'nose jokes' for ya!
<What does a clean nose have? - Fingerprints!>
and...
<A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink...The bartender says, "Sorry, I can’t serve you, you’re off your face!"> and finally...
<When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine! When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn’t want any! When he gave out legs, I thought he said kegs, and I ordered two fat ones! When he gave out ears, I thought he said beers, and I ordered two long ones! When the Lord gave out chins, I thought he said gins, and I said ‘Give me a double’ Last but not least when he gave out noses, I thought he said Four Roses, and I ordered a big one! Oh Lord! I’m a mess!> Hope you heal up real fast and get better ASAP! :XD
All the Best,
Your pal, - Mal
PS: Small placement edit on that last one... ;) |
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| Jul-16-10 | | crawfb5: Jess,
Time to cut back on the bar fights...
http://en.qoob.tv/video/clip_view.a... |
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| Jul-16-10 | | Travis Bickle: Hi Jess, here's something to cheer you up. Here is a bizarre ventriliquist from my childhood who would crack me up everytime I seen him on tv! When he came to America from Spain he had two dummies one whom he called Pedro & the other Johnny. on his voyage overseas the dummies were damaged and he was left with the head of Pedro and the body of Johnny. That didn't stop the great Senor Wences!
; P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJiY... |
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| Jul-16-10 | | Open Defence: get well soon! |
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Jul-16-10
 | | Domdaniel: <Jess> Be well.
This may look like a get-well-soon message or even the sort of prayerful wish that - in more innocent times - was known as a "pious ejaculation". It is nothing of the sort. It is a *command*. Like when you hold down the alt-shift-del keys on your puter to make it, uh, shut down? Perhaps that is not the most serendipitous analogy. Anyhow, I *command*. Like <a lad in Seine> speaking to a djinn. Like Moses berating a Bush, or Frau Gnahb insulting a rock. Like <Kasparov among the Pawns> (great painting by Elmyr de Hory of the Magyar School). Or Rodin's astonishing sculpture <Fischer Addressing the Light Square Bishop>, carved in the Greco-Giftish style. Be, well, *well*. Make it sew, as the Bishop said to the seamstress (Ms Singer). Be well. What I tell you three times is true.
The Pooka. |
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Jul-16-10
| | chancho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbj2... |
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| Jul-17-10 | | BishopofBlunder: <Domdaniel: Make it sew, as the Bishop said to the seamstress (Ms Singer).> Untrue, sir! I said nothing of the kind! I simply asked how business was and she replied, "Sew, sew..." |
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| Jul-17-10 | | Travis Bickle: Jess here's a song just for you! May you have a speedy recovery! ; ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdGI... |
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Jul-18-10
 | | TheAlchemist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AAn... |
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Jul-18-10
| | TheAlchemist: Or, if you prefer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUd8... |
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| Jul-18-10 | | just a kid: <JFQ> Need a good laugh? check out this http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/...
I almost cried looking at this! |
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Jul-19-10
| | chancho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F01a... |
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Jul-19-10
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Canyonero> thanks for that- one of the greatest songs of all time, up there with The Byrds "Tamborine Man" and Moody Blues "Nights in White Satin" and Procul Harem "Whiter Shade of Pale" as songs you never, ever, ever, get tired of even after you heard them a million times. In fact, you want to play them over and over again every time you hear them. OH MAGGIE I COULDN'T HAVE TRIED, ANY MOOORE OOOR OOOORRRRRRR |
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Jul-19-10
| | jessicafischerqueen: <Tyler>
ahhhh I'm almost dying from that
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
"Chess is an ancient game of luck played with small figurines and dice in dark cellars by people who were rejected by their school's other clubs" Thanks old pal you really cheered me up.
HAHAHAHAHAAH
Everyone look at this link <Tyler> gave you have to read this to find out the truth about CHESS: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/...
<Queen - The Queen does as she's bloody well told, if she knows what's good for her.> JAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH |
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Jul-19-10
| | chancho: <Jess> :) |
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| Jul-19-10 | | LIFE Master AJ: <Jul-19-10 jessicafischerqueen: <AJ> Thanks so much for your post- it made me feel very emotional that you would include me in your prayers, especially since I know how big a part of your life your faith is. I can tell you first hand that your prayer for my recovery helped me. Warmest regards, Jess> < Jul-19-10 <LIFE Master AJ:> Jess - VERY happy to hear that you are feeling better! - aj :) > |
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| Jul-19-10 | | Open Defence: this is what was said about British women's underpants during the War..... "One Yank and they're off!" |
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| Jul-19-10 | | Travis Bickle: I'm glad you are feeling better M'Lady! ; P As to your question about Senor Wences, he used to be a regular on The Ed Sullivan Show, (the biggest variety show in America), on Sunday nights. As kids we couldn't wait to watch him. LOL! <jessicafischerqueen: ...Sleepy though. arooo> What does arooo mean?? HAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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| Jul-19-10 | | Open Defence: *Monty's Revenge* |
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