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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen May-02-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25991 times to chessgames   [more...]
   May-02-26 J van Foreest vs J Zhu, 2026
 
offramp: [DIAGRAM] White opted to have ♘ + ♘ v ♗ + ♗. The game still looks roughly level.
 
   May-02-26 Abdusattorov vs A Woodward, 2026 (replies)
 
offramp: Move 25 and Black has a target king. Woodward is doing well.
 
   May-02-26 Chessgames - Beer
 
offramp: Everyone must have eaten Khash. It's the Armenian national food!. But is khash vegan? I think it is. It's identical to eating your own toenails, and they are definitely vegan.
 
   May-02-26 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
offramp: How do you make a fig roll?
 
   May-02-26 N Grandelius vs Carlsen, 2026 (replies)
 
offramp: 13...f5. [DIAGRAM] I associate the Modern Benoni with Tal. I am glad that Carlsen is playing this opening. He is taking a few risks: he has opened up his own castled position.
 
   May-02-26 Magnus Carlsen (replies)
 
offramp: Magnus Carlsen is a bit like Lady Diana Spencer. I have never heard these people speak. On YouTube I have seen loads of videos of Nepo, Naka, Krammers, Agdematarov, many others, but I haven't heard Carlsen speak.
 
   May-02-26 TePe Sigeman & Co (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <$Tals> is the currency, BTW.
 
   May-01-26 Carlsen vs A Erigaisi, 2026 (replies)
 
offramp: 9...Bf5. Apparently this is "C42 Petrov's Defense: Karklins-Martinovsky Variation". Never heard of them. The position looks level, but Carlsen likes to play on until move 60 or 70.
 
   May-01-26 J Zhu vs Abdusattorov, 2026
 
offramp: They have raced up to move 10 and the position is well-known. B12 Caro-Kann Defense: Advance Variation. This might mutate into a different opening.
 
   May-01-26 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
offramp: Many thanks to the team there; it's tremendous to have 4 simultaneous Live Games. I don't know who did it, but I am very grateful!
 
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Apr-27-06  hitman84: <offramp>What makes you dislike Indians so very much.

I have seen many posts on pages concerned with indian players where you have shown disrespect towards the players.

Though I'm not a patriot its disturbing to read your comments.

I request you to mend your ways.
I dont like to add you in my ignore list because you have a real good sense of humour.

If you hate us so much pls stay of the pages and dont post disturbing comments.

Thank you.

Apr-27-06  virginmind: hitman84: what disrespectful comments? i haven't seen any. cause if its true, i'm gonna hunt that guy, trace him down and show him some respect! i already know his address and am about to find out his phone no. too! beware! no disrespectful comments allowed here! the offenders are about to be harshly punished, in public!

(i'm not joking)

Apr-27-06  virginmind: sorry, teach him some respect, not show him some respect.
Apr-27-06
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  offramp: <hitman84: <offramp>What makes you dislike Indians so very much.> I am very much pro-Indian and I have never written anything against Indian people in general anywhere. You can look but you won't find any because I hold the Indian people in very high esteem.

I am no longer a big fan of Anand owing to Anand vs Kasparov, 1995, Kasparov vs Anand, 1995 and especially Anand vs Kasparov, 1995, where I have made some comments about Anand's challenge for the World Championship in general.

Apr-27-06  hitman84: ok fine.Thanks for clarifying.

Apr-28-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: In 1995 Anand was given one of the rare chances in chess history - to become World Champion. Many many great players have never had this chance: Rubinstein, Spielmann, Mason, Boleslavsky, Stein...

His attempt at scaling the chess Everest was more like someone strolling along the banks of the Indus.

He was given his chance and the whole western world was rooting for him. What resulted was the worst, dullest and most insignificant world championship match in history.

May-05-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: powerook (1562) - Offramp [B98]
Yahoo! Chess 8'+2 secs 04.05.2006

1.e2-e4 c7-c5 I nearly always play as black on Yahoo, and I play the Caro-Kann or the Grunfeld. I was really pleased to be white against a Sicilian, though I don't really know the opening. 2.Ng1-f3 d7-d6 3.d2-d4 c5xd4 4.Nf3xd4 Ng8-f6 5.Nb1-c3 a7-a6 6.Bf1-e2 I think Karpov plays this, and I like Karpov. 6...e7-e6 7.Bc1-g5 Bf8-e7 8.f2-f4? Qd8-c7 I don't think my opponent knows the opening very well either. ...h6 must be better. 9.Qd1-d2 Nb8-d7 10.Be2-f3 Ra8-b8 11.0-0-0 b7-b5 12.Kc1-b1 Bc8-b7 13.Rh1-e1


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I was very pleased with the opening. I am not used to it and I have managed to get through it without dropping a piece, as so often happens to me playing white against the Sicilian. 13...b5-b4 14.Nc3-d5 [ I thought - very briefly - about the alternatives 14.Nc3-a4 and 14.Nc3-e2. Why play moves like that in 8min+2sec chess?] 14...e6xd5 15.e4xd5 h7-h6 [ If 15...Ke8-f8 I would probably have played 16.Nd4-f5] 16.Nd4-f5 h6xg5 17.Re1xe7+ Ke8-f8 18.f4xg5 Rb8-e8? [ Perhaps he should have taken the chance to play 18...b4-b3. I was more worried about 18...Nf6-g8 but then 19.Qd2-d4 seems strong.] 19.g5xf6 g7xf6 20.Rd1-e1 [ 20.Qd2-e3 is simpler. 20...Qc7-d8 21.Re7xe8+ Qd8xe8 22.Qe3xe8+ Kf8xe8 23.Nf5xd6+ Ke8-f8 24.Nd6xb7 and white is a piece up.] 20...Re8xe7 21.Re1xe7 Qc7-d8 22.Qd2xb4 [ I was going to play 22.Qd2-f4 but then I saw that the b4 pawn was loose. So why not take it?] 22...Nd7-c5 23.Qb4-g4 Rh8-g8


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24.Qg4-h4 and that, really, is the end of the game. 24...Qd8xe7 25.Nf5xe7 Kf8xe7 26.b2-b4 Nc5-d7 27.Qh4-e4+ Nd7-e5 This knight looked very annoying. The good thing about it for me is that it gave me a clear plan for the next few moves - to get rid of the knight! 28.c2-c4 Rg8-c8 29.c4-c5 Rc8-c7 30.a2-a4 d6xc5 31.b4xc5 Rc7xc5 32.Qe4-b4 Ne5-d3 33.Qb4xb7+ Ke7-d6 34.Qb7xf7 [ 34.Qb7xa6+ Kd6-d7 35.Qa6xd3 is obviously better, but I didn't see it.] 34...Rc5-c1+ 35.Kb1-a2 Rc1-c2+ 36.Ka2-b3 Rc2-b2+ 37.Kb3-c3 Nd3-e5 38.Qf7xf6+ [ 38.Qf7xf6+ Kd6-d7 39.Qf6-e6+ Kd7-c7 40.Qe6xe5+ Kc7-d8 41.d5-d6 Rb2-b1 42.Qe5-e7+ Kd8-c8 43.Qe7-e8#] 0-1

May-07-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Why do women take so long at ATMs?
May-07-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  tamar: <Why do women take so long at ATMs?>

It's the nesting instinct.

May-10-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Why does Capablanca say to start first with endgames when the opening comes first ?>

It is so that you have the confidence that if you see a combination that wins a pawn you will play it and not look for some bizarre other combination that might actually lose you the game.

May-10-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Why do African people take so long at ATMs?
May-11-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: "Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus."
May-11-06  hitman84: <offramp>"Free your mind"
May-11-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I wonder why young people spend so long at ATMs?
May-11-06  hitman84: Matrix quotes:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093...

< I wonder why young people spend so long at ATMs?> so many cards and they dunno which one is gonna work :)

May-11-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I had a bit of trouble at the ATM today. I heard all these noises coming from behind me. What these people don't realise is that I have only once taken a long time. These other people do it ALL THE TIME!
May-11-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: What is the point of microwave cookbooks?

Everything is "100% for two minutes, stand for one minute."

May-11-06  Open Defence: <offramp> lol maybe to remind us to poke the egg yolks ?
May-11-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: The thing that I don't understand, is why I have to stand for one minute after my food is done.
May-13-06
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  offramp: I spent two hours watching Spider-Man II yesterday.

Then I realised I hadn't turned the telly on!

I'd been watching my reflection in the screen!

May-13-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Okay, stop kissing Kristen Dunst.
May-13-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Warhol did a film called **** in 1967. It is 1,100 minutes long. That's why it is also called "The 24 Hour Movie".

Apparently, "It's a movie by andy warhol that ran for 25 hours... it was only shown once in its entire form... it was basically a bunch of footage warhol shot through the years with paul morrisey and put together for a long 'movie'"

Anyway - here's the funny thing...

If you look the film up at the imdb - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179184/ - at the bottom of the page it has this section:

<"Recommendations

If you like this title, we also recommend...

Ballad of Hector, the Stowaway Dog (1964) (TV)">

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057867/
"Aboard the merchant ship Simaloer, Mr Danzer and his circus troupe travelling to Lisbon. Mr Danzer needs badly new attractions for modest circus, and notices Hector, an airdale dog that is cute and well trained by the second-pilot. He makes a generous offer, but Mantell refuses to sell his dog. During their stay in Lisbon, gets involved in a bar fight, and is separated from Hector. The wonders through Lisbon's streets, finds his way to the docks, and boards a ship - the wrong one..."

Presumably a joke by the imdb!

May-13-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I just played this game.
[Event "Yahoo! Chess 7+1secs"]
[Site "01:53:00-01:38:00"]
[Date "2006.05.13"]
[Round "?"]
[White "racer_x481"]
[Black "Offramp"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ECO "A48"]
[WhiteElo "1464"]
[BlackElo "xxxx"]
[Annotator ""]
[PlyCount "84"]
[EventDate "2005.01.13"]
[EventType "rapid"]

1. d4 Nf6 2. e3 g6 3. Nf3 Bg7 4. a3 d5 5. c4 c6 6. b4 dxc4 $2 7. Bxc4 b5 8. Bd3 Nbd7 9. Bb2 Nb6 10. Nbd2 O-O 11. O-O Na4 12. Qc2 Nd5 13. Rab1 Bd7 14. Ne4 Bf5 15. Nc5 Nxc5 16. Bxf5 Na4 17. Bd3 Qd7 18. Qd2 Bh6 19. Be4 f5 20. Bxd5+ cxd5 21.Ba1 Nb6 22. Rbc1 Nc4 23. Qc3 Rac8 24. Qb3 f4 25. Ne5 Qf5 26. Nxc4 dxc4 27. Qc2 fxe3 28. Qxf5 Rxf5 29. a4 $2 exf2+ 30. Rxf2 Rxf2 31. Kxf2 Bxc1 32. axb5 c3 33. Bxc3 Rxc3 34. Kg1 Rc2 35. g3 Be3+ 36. Kf1 Bxd4 37. h3 e5 38. b6 axb6 39. b5 e4 40. g4 e3 41. Ke1 Bc3+ 42. Kd1 Rh2 0-1

May-16-06
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  offramp: I have made quite a cool cbv archive of all WC matches; it's at http://freemason.mylivepage.com/fil...
May-18-06
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Hypertension. It's not tension and it's not even supertension. It's gone way way beyond that.
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