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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-02-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-02-26 Goutham Krishna H vs M A Tabatabaei, 2025 (replies)
 
offramp: What is White's surname?
 
   Jan-01-26 A Elo vs Fischer, 1957 (replies)
 
offramp: 🐰ྀི🐇𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘴 McCartney was the passenger and the driver found it very hard to write songs. P McC said it was really easy, "You say something, and I'll say something back. You start." The driver said <Hello>, and Paul said ...
 
   Jan-01-26 Tal vs Timman, 1985
 
offramp: Today's Pun of the Day: <"One King to Rule Them All">. The pun comes from <Lord of the Rings>. <One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.> There is no Christmas connection whatsoever.
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs R Marsden, 2025
 
offramp: The white king's ♘ did a huge amount of damage. An imaginative game.
 
   Dec-31-25 D Maycock Bates vs P Lalic, 2025
 
offramp: A very interesting opening variation. It ends here. [DIAGRAM] To reach this position, White has to navigate a drunken boat (Rimbaud).
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs J Foley, 2025
 
offramp: I think Mr Foley should have played 12...f5. His position was lost very early. A version of the Greek gift. GG.
 
   Dec-31-25 M Ciocan vs P Lalic, 2025
 
offramp: It's interesting that the doubled pawns on the g-file totally kibosh all kingside attacks by White. I reckon that in the final position Black is half a pawn ahead; but there is no way through.
 
   Dec-31-25 Caruana vs Carlsen, 2025
 
offramp: Carlsen played with his usual incisiveness. [DIAGRAM] 29...a4. Black makes a way into the White position. 35...Ra8 [DIAGRAM] Black has made a lot of progress. 44...Kd4 [DIAGRAM] Carlsen would consider this a win. I could learn a lot in these last 10 moves.
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs R Haldane, 2025
 
offramp: White played the Goring Gambit, one of the <safest> gambits, just behind the QGD. By move 16 White had a definite advantage ... [DIAGRAM] White had ♝ & ♗ v ♞&♘ . 16...Ne5. 29...Nf4. [DIAGRAM] White won without moving his Ra1. A good example of the Goring ...
 
   Dec-31-25 N Theodorou vs L Dominguez Perez, 2025 (replies)
 
offramp: <MissScarlett: <cg>'s trademark Ten Days of Christmas limping to a conclusion. A New Year's themed pun is solicited!> One of these things doesn't look like the others. One of these is a Lord of The Rings pun, t was about two days ago.
 
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Apr-07-17
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  moronovich: I see !

Whites move´s :Nc3-d5-b6-xRa8 and back=
8 moves

Black:Black captures a pawn on e2 and goes all the way back with the knight,but that is 8 moves.So ? And i dont see a tempomanouvre and/or time for moving both knights.So can not do it in an odd numbers.

I´ll take a break and see if I´l find some new angles.But right now the possibilities seem exhausted.

So it is blacks 7 th move,you are looking for,right !?

Ciao !

Apr-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I am looking for a complete game lasting 7.5 moves which ends in that position.
Apr-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Oh I see it now,after a nice,little walk(Nothing beat fresh air;).The rook has been moved ! And white must go Nf3,e5,c6,xRb8 and back = 8 moves,while black goes Nc6,Rb8,Nd4,Nxe2 and back = 7 moves.

Hence the 7th black move must be Nc6-b8.Nice puzzle and a nice weekend to you!

Apr-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Superb! Very very well done, <Moronovich>.

I did <not> get this! I was told the answer.

Well played, sir.

Apr-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Thank you <offramp> !

It was a tough task,but hey that is how we learn,nést pas !?

Apr-08-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <moronovich: Thank you <offramp> ! It was a tough task,but hey that is how we learn,nést pas !?>

Si! N'est-ce pas?

Apr-08-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Good evening - Bonne Soir !

But it can not be done in 7½-8 moves as far as I can see.When the black knight HAS to go(back) to c6,there is a white knight on that square.And I dont see other routes when it has to be done in the above stipulated number of moves.But if we make the move number higher, it can be done e.g. if the black knight reaches e2 via a6 and the white knight e.g shufles around between g1 and f3(after capturing on b8)

What do you think ?

And now off to St Louis (sounds like a well-known song,nést-ce pas?):)

Apr-10-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <moronovich> I thought you had it earlier. Just to clarify, here is the score of the game:

1.Nf3 Nc6 2.Ne5 Nd4 3.Nc6 Rb8 4.Nxb8 Nxe2 5.Nc6 Nd4 6.Ne5 Nc6 7.Nf3 Nb8 8.Ng1


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Apr-10-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Yup,you are right and I got it the first time,and then doublechecked it and mixed up the moveorder ): But in anyway an interesting puzzle.

Cheers.

Apr-10-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I had a funny dream.

I was in a pub, drinking. I was on my own, but there was another guy sat at the same table. Our table was quite busy, but it wqs all guys on their own.

The guy opposite said that he had no money but that he would love to have a wine.

In my shopping bag I had a bottle of Exquisite Collection Touraine wine [which in real life I have recently bought]. So I gave it to him. He drank it secretly, putting the bottle on the floor between fill-ups.

Soon I accidentally kicked the bottle and it fell over. The guy rescued it and he wasn't annoyed.

But the guy sitting to my left said, <"You are really lucky. Anywhere else you'd be asked to pay for that guy's drink.">

I was tongue-tied. speechless!

Quite a funny dream!

Apr-10-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: <1. Nf3 Nc6 2. Ne5 Nd4 3. Nc6 Rb8 4. Nxb8 Nxe2 5. Nc6 Nd4 6. Ne5 Nc6 7. Nf3 Nb8 8. Ng1 >

There was a problem with the odd number of moves and I was wondering at first if the e Pawn moved.

Apr-10-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: Most of my dreams are really mundane. No superhero stuff, no wild romantic romps, no being chased by dragons or villagers with pitchforks. Most of them are just dinner parties, where I will observe various pairs of people I know having ordinary conversations.
Apr-10-17  thegoodanarchist: One time I dreamed I ate breakfast.

Then I woke up and ate breakfast.

I am NOT making this up. It is a true story. Does that make me prescient?

Apr-14-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I thin this is a beautiful piece of poetry, and I'm not a big coffee drinker.

For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crown'd,
The berries crackle, and the mill turns round.
On shining altars of Japan they raise
The silver lamp; the fiery spirits blaze.
From silver spouts the grateful liquors glide,
While China's earth receives the smoking tide.
At once they gratify their scent and taste,
And frequent cups prolong the rich repast.

Apr-16-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: A poem of my own. I haven't finished it yet.

"I caught Cecil Beaton
Drinking gravy from the plate.
I don't know what he'd eaten
But it was obviously great.

He had suddenly stopped bitching,
Ceased all his little quips
And he rushed off to the kitchen
With his plate at his lips.

Some people think I'm crazy
But I can definitely relate
That I saw Beaton guzzling gravy
Directly from the plate."

Apr-16-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: ...With the plate still at his lips.

I can definitely state....

That I saw him guzzling gravy...

Apr-17-17  Ibisha Biscotto: thanks for turning me on to Czerniak , pal.
Apr-17-17  ChessHigherCat: <offramp:
With the plate still at his lips.

I can definitely state

That I saw him guzzling gravy,

To all etiquette laid waste

Apr-17-17  ChessHigherCat: Today we all stand gathered,

to lay his soul to rest,

We know that of all fathers,

of all husbands he was best,

His colleagues sing his praises,

he ever was their pride,

But he was a gravy guzzler

and THAT, no man can abide.

(A peace offering)

Apr-17-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <ChessHigherCat...
With the plate still at his lips.
I can definitely state

That I saw him guzzling gravy,

To all etiquette laid waste>
That's a good idea:

And he skipped off from the table,
The gravy clearly to his taste,
And drank as quick as he was able
So no gravy went to waste.

I want it to be strictly abab, so I might not be able to use your excellent second verse. Thanks for the assistance, <ChessHigherCat>! Very good!

Because Beaton was a photographer the last verse might end
I wish I had a photograph

And the preceding rhyme for phptograph might be <laugh>.

Apr-17-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I caught Cecil Beaton
Drinking gravy from the plate.
I don't know what he'd eaten
But he obviously found it great.

And he skipped off from the table,
The gravy clearly to his taste,
And drank as quick as he was able
So no gravy went to waste.

He had suddenly stopped bitching,
Ceased all his little quips
And he rushed off to the kitchen
With the plate glued to his lips.

Some people think I'm crazy
But I can definitely state
That I saw Beaton guzzling gravy
Directly from his plate.

He wiped the ring of stains
From his mouth with a huge laugh,
So no evidence remains.
I wish I had a photograph.

Apr-17-17  ChessHigherCat: Great! BTW, thanks for clarifying your statement "you made me laugh so hard I crashed my gyrocopter". I was wondering "What kind of metaphor is that?", but it was simple statement of fact!
Apr-17-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I'm up in the old gyrocopter now, in my <Shadow> outfit (stetson hat, cape, and red hanky around the gob).
Apr-17-17  ChessHigherCat: Okay, let's think of a really funny joke...
Apr-17-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: LOL! Oh NO! 🌀🌀🌀🌀.
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