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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-02-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-02-26 Goutham Krishna H vs M A Tabatabaei, 2025 (replies)
 
offramp: What is White's surname?
 
   Jan-01-26 A Elo vs Fischer, 1957 (replies)
 
offramp: 🐰ྀི🐇𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘴 McCartney was the passenger and the driver found it very hard to write songs. P McC said it was really easy, "You say something, and I'll say something back. You start." The driver said <Hello>, and Paul said ...
 
   Jan-01-26 Tal vs Timman, 1985
 
offramp: Today's Pun of the Day: <"One King to Rule Them All">. The pun comes from <Lord of the Rings>. <One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.> There is no Christmas connection whatsoever.
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs R Marsden, 2025
 
offramp: The white king's ♘ did a huge amount of damage. An imaginative game.
 
   Dec-31-25 D Maycock Bates vs P Lalic, 2025
 
offramp: A very interesting opening variation. It ends here. [DIAGRAM] To reach this position, White has to navigate a drunken boat (Rimbaud).
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs J Foley, 2025
 
offramp: I think Mr Foley should have played 12...f5. His position was lost very early. A version of the Greek gift. GG.
 
   Dec-31-25 M Ciocan vs P Lalic, 2025
 
offramp: It's interesting that the doubled pawns on the g-file totally kibosh all kingside attacks by White. I reckon that in the final position Black is half a pawn ahead; but there is no way through.
 
   Dec-31-25 Caruana vs Carlsen, 2025
 
offramp: Carlsen played with his usual incisiveness. [DIAGRAM] 29...a4. Black makes a way into the White position. 35...Ra8 [DIAGRAM] Black has made a lot of progress. 44...Kd4 [DIAGRAM] Carlsen would consider this a win. I could learn a lot in these last 10 moves.
 
   Dec-31-25 P Lalic vs R Haldane, 2025
 
offramp: White played the Goring Gambit, one of the <safest> gambits, just behind the QGD. By move 16 White had a definite advantage ... [DIAGRAM] White had ♝ & ♗ v ♞&♘ . 16...Ne5. 29...Nf4. [DIAGRAM] White won without moving his Ra1. A good example of the Goring ...
 
   Dec-31-25 N Theodorou vs L Dominguez Perez, 2025 (replies)
 
offramp: <MissScarlett: <cg>'s trademark Ten Days of Christmas limping to a conclusion. A New Year's themed pun is solicited!> One of these things doesn't look like the others. One of these is a Lord of The Rings pun, t was about two days ago.
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Mar-04-17  thegoodanarchist: How long did it take for the "Ribli's Believe it or etc." remark?
Mar-04-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: That was about 8 seconds!

Did you ever see my comment at Belov vs Nezhmetdinov, 1961 ?

<<Ringo van Flintoff had a chess career spanning three centuries! In 1798 he played the automaton Mephisto in Paris when he was aged only four!

He continued playing throughout his life and finally died at the chess board 103 years later in 1901!

A career which covered the eighteenth, nineteenth and twentieth centuries!>

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!>

I thought that was funny - but I think everyone else thought it was true LOL!

Mar-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I have done it again!

99 44⁄100% prime.

Mar-09-17  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: Which matches for the World Chess Championship have been between players who were indisputably the World's number 1 and 2?>

At least 8:

Lasker - Steinitz World Championship (1894)

Lasker - Steinitz World Championship Rematch (1896)

Lasker - Capablanca World Championship Match (1921)

Capablanca - Alekhine World Championship Match (1927)

Fischer - Spassky World Championship Match (1972)

Karpov - Kasparov World Championship Match (1984)

Karpov - Kasparov World Championship Match (1985)

Karpov - Kasparov World Championship Rematch (1986)

Kasparov - Karpov World Championship Match (1987)

Kasparov - Karpov World Championship Match (1990)

Anand - Carlsen World Championship (2013)

Excuse me. I meant to write "At least 11"

Mar-13-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Here is an update on the FICS file blundercheck.

<There is a torrent file for all recorded FICS games from November 1999 onwards. The games have been converted into PGN format and each one has been played through and the score autochecked by Fritz 14 at 10 seconds/move....>

Based on information received from recent postings I

***I HAVE SUSPENDED THE FRITZ 5.1 BLUNDERCHECK
***OF THE 3,327,268,818
***GAMES

which are downloadable from my site.

It is obvious that in a few years the entire database will be analysable within a few seconds.

I have recently added a huge swathe of games which have doubled the size of the database. Still free to download.

Details upon enquiry.

Mar-14-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Now these things that were coming out towards him came in this manner: ten camels from the east and the tent wherein THE LORD had blessed him and his first-born on the third day. "Ye that I have not thought about, ye may eat, and weep."

And the land against Abel was corrupt; for there be God's host.

The dry land Jehovah has left. And he touched not the land of Amram but HE took them from him, and his brethren; saying:

"Arise and take my grave unto him!"

And Amram said, "O Jehovah, the land of Israel is in them. Rachel took my oath, when she and his brother are hid; and I will seek my fathers, and lay the love."

Mar-17-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Greetings to all my friends of Irish heritage. Happy St Patrick's Day!☘️
Mar-17-17  thegoodanarchist: The Irish are blessed with the luck of the Nepalese.

The Nepalese, not so much.

Mar-25-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Every few months I take a look at some of the other forums to have a look at how the <Beautiful People> are getting on with their little feuds and fripperies. It is always interesting, and it always brings to mind Borges's comment about two bald men fighting over a comb.
Mar-25-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  ketchuplover: A short while ago I dreamt/thought the reason Fischer forfeited game 2 of the Reykjavik match was that he had dreamt of a mate in 1 ply. This greatly disturbed him and he didn't recover until the next day.

Piece out:)

Mar-31-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <There is a torrent file for all recorded FICS games from November 1999 onwards. The games have been converted into PGN format and each one has been played through and the score autochecked by Fritz 14 at 10 seconds/move.

Contents looks like this:

FICS-games/
fics-1999-11.pgn.bz2
fics-1999-12.pgn.bz2
fics-2000-01.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
fics-2009-08.pgn.bz2
fics-2009-09.pgn.bz2
fics-2009-10.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
fics-2016-12.pgn.bz2
fics-2017-01.pgn.bz2
fics-2017-02.pgn.bz2 ....

3,327,268,818 games.>

I have decided to substantially increase the size of this database by including games from chess.com, lichess.com, chess24.com and playchess.com (chessbase). I think I will be able to download every game since 1997.

Details and filenames will follow soon.

Apr-01-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I have made an update.

Here is the torrent file for all recorded Internet chess games from January 1997 onwards. The games have been converted into PGN format and each one has been played through and the score integrity has been checked.

One game is incomplete: Huskisson1988354 v Shizekopf35477, FICS August 12th 2001: does anyone have the complete score?

Contents look like this:

Internet chess games
ICG-1997-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-02.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-03.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2009-08.pgn.bz2
ICG-2009-09.pgn.bz2
ICG-2009-10.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2016-12.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-02.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-03.pgn.bz2

The total number of games is just over 19 trillion. If you have played internet chess over the last 20 years YOUR GAME WILL BE HERE!

The total download size is about 383Gb, zipped. Unzipped probably about 2.2 Yottabytes.

A valuable research tool for the aspiring chess master.

Apr-01-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: A quick search through the whole torrent file reveals some surprising statistics.

There are, in all, 57,988,266,801,722 complete games.

How many do you think begin 1. e4 e5 2. Ke2?

Answer: 112,810,711! (That's just an exclam, not factorial.)

That sums up the huge educational value of the database. Where else would you learn how to defend against the king's attack?

Apr-02-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: "At the conclusion of the conference, a tribute to Comrade Stalin was called for. Of course, everyone stood up (just as everyone had leaped to his feet during the conference at every mention of his name). ... For three minutes, four minutes, five minutes, the stormy applause, rising to an ovation, continued. But palms were getting sore and raised arms were already aching. And the older people were panting from exhaustion. It was becoming insufferably silly even to those who really adored Stalin.

However, who would dare to be the first to stop? … After all, NKVD men were standing in the hall applauding and watching to see who would quit first! And in the obscure, small hall, unknown to the leader, the applause went on – six, seven, eight minutes! They were done for! Their goose was cooked! They couldn’t stop now till they collapsed with heart attacks! At the rear of the hall, which was crowded, they could of course cheat a bit, clap less frequently, less vigorously, not so eagerly – but up there with the presidium where everyone could see them?

The director of the local paper factory, an independent and strong-minded man, stood with the presidium. Aware of all the falsity and all the impossibility of the situation, he still kept on applauding! Nine minutes! Ten! In anguish he watched the secretary of the District Party Committee, but the latter dared not stop. Insanity! To the last man! With make-believe enthusiasm on their faces, looking at each other with faint hope, the district leaders were just going to go on and on applauding till they fell where they stood, till they were carried out of the hall on stretchers! And even then those who were left would not falter…

Then, after eleven minutes, the director of the paper factory assumed a businesslike expression and sat down in his seat. And, oh, a miracle took place! Where had the universal, uninhibited, indescribable enthusiasm gone? To a man, everyone else stopped dead and sat down. They had been saved!

The squirrel had been smart enough to jump off his revolving wheel. That, however, was how they discovered who the independent people were. And that was how they went about eliminating them. That same night the factory director was arrested. They easily pasted ten years on him on the pretext of something quite different. But after he had signed Form 206, the final document of the interrogation, his interrogator reminded him:

“Don’t ever be the first to stop applauding.”

Apr-02-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: "The applause shall continue for another hour. The first to stop clapping..."

"... will be executed."

Apr-03-17  thegoodanarchist: Bravo! I applaud your posts.
Apr-04-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I hope your applause has lasted long enough!
It's always good to see your posts, TGA !
Apr-04-17  thegoodanarchist: So for GOTD I submitted this game:

Steinitz vs Chigorin, 1889

with the title "Bored With The Winning".

But maybe I should have submitted this game with the same pun, instead of the first game:

Chigorin vs Steinitz, 1889

What do you think? I would like to get your opinion on the matter.

Apr-05-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist> I didn't get it at first. It is a phrase Trump has used, isn't it? I think it is a good one and I think it suits the first game better, with Steinitz as White.

IT MIGHT ALSO be a good title for Mackenzie vs Steinitz, 1882. Steinitz had won 20 games in a row and could have won that game, but clearly had got bored with winning.

The 20 games are in my famous Game Collection: Bouncy Castle, Tombola, Face Paint....

Apr-05-17  thegoodanarchist: Yes, it is a Trump phrase.

With all the "Nick at Knight" junk we get for puns, I figured, "Why not <my> pun?"

Apr-06-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: W So vs Nakamura, 2017 (kibitz #67) a joke based on "There are eight million stories in the naked city." (In case I forget.)

You have to read the previous posts to see the lead-up.

Apr-06-17  thegoodanarchist: <The 20 games are in my famous Game Collection: Bouncy Castle, Tombola, Face Paint....>

My good man, I must be honest.

I did not believe this was a <real> game collection, being titled "Bouncy Castle" and all that. I really thought you were jesting.

Then I clicked on the link and beheld the truth!

Apr-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: PROOF GAME PUZZLE.


click for larger view

White has just played his 8th move.
What are the 7½ moves of the game?

Apr-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Nh6-g8?
Apr-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <moronovich: Nh6-g8?>

Well, you have to give all the moves, from move 1 up to white's move 8, ending in that position.

I might as well say that the move <...Nh6-g8> is NOT one of those moves.

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