chessgames.com
Members · Prefs · Laboratory · Collections · Openings · Endgames · Sacrifices · History · Search Kibitzing · Kibitzer's Café · Chessforums · Tournament Index · Players · Kibitzing
 
Chessgames.com User Profile Chessforum

offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-12-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

>> Click here to see offramp's game collections.

Chessgames.com Full Member
   Current net-worth: 1,436 chessbucks
[what is this?]

   offramp has kibitzed 25164 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jan-11-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Vincent Keymer Germany Rating: 2776 Arjun Erigaisi India Rating: 2775 Anish Giri Netherlands Rating: 2760 Praggnanandhaa India Rating: 2758 Gukesh D India Rating: 2754 Nodirbek Abdusattorov Uzbekistan Rating: 2751 Javokhir Sindarov ...
 
   Jan-11-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: Vincent Keymer. 🇩🇪 4 2776 22 Erigaisi Arjun. 🇮🇳 5 2775 19 Anish Giri. 🇳🇱 6 2760 32 Four of the 13 players are Indians. There are 2 Uzbeks, 2 Dutch. Just one American, Niemann. He speaks Dutch.
 
   Jan-10-26 J Hu vs S Badacsonyi, 2025
 
offramp: 14...Nb7. [DIAGRAM] White does not want to castle. It looks risky. White wasn't sure what to do. Instead, he played a2-a4, then a5 and a6, creating an important outpost for his knight at b7. 20. Nb7. [DIAGRAM] 20...e3 21. f3. Mate in 3.
 
   Jan-10-26 Firouzja vs D Lazavik, 2025
 
offramp: I was drawn to this game from the home page. Some other people were discussing Two Knights (C58) . In a blitz game GM Firouija played the 2♘ opening. I was interested to see the modern ideas in this very ancient opening. Here is a new one: White had played 4. Ng5, that is
 
   Jan-09-26 Kasparov vs Nunn, 1989 (replies)
 
offramp: It's a really good game, mainly because Kasparov is White against the King's Indian, which he normally played as Black. White had a big shock but managed to defend.
 
   Jan-09-26 Mackenzie - Reichhelm US Championship (1867) (replies)
 
offramp: I have played through these games and I have found them interesting, but not setting the world on fire. I think that MacKenzie was <professional>, but not exciting. He did not really give his opponent a chance, he outclassed him.
 
   Jan-09-26 Mackenzie vs G Reichhelm, 1867
 
offramp: The French Defense (C15). MacKenzie kept the position in control. Mainly, he did everything he could do to keep that dratted black QB in a prison. 34...Bxd7. [DIAGRAM] Black was in real trouble.
 
   Jan-08-26 P Wells vs K Hanache, 2025
 
offramp: I've been pondering about this game. <Are you pondering what I am pondering?> (Brain & Pinky.) The whole game is interesting, right from the start. E.g., Black was 13. Wells was 60. Wells played in the traditional English weekend circuit style. That style includes Kim ...
 
   Jan-08-26 Tata Steel India Rapid (2026)
 
offramp: Good old Niemann. He is a globe-trotter. I have seen his suitcase. It is pretty small, and it is covered in stickers: <London>, <Tashkent>, <Beijing> and many others. Now he is in <Kolktata>. My Indian friend told me that Niemann was a bit <funky>. And ...
 
   Jan-08-26 G Reichhelm vs Mackenzie, 1867
 
offramp: The powerful Evans Gambit might resurface in the 2030s. Many players might get fed up with the Joko Piano. I don't know the Evans. I don't know how far the theory goes down. In that era they played 1000s of the Evans. Oh blimey! 19. Nfd5. [DIAGRAM] There was available to Black a
 
(replies) indicates a reply to the comment.

Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

Kibitzer's Corner
< Earlier Kibitzing  · PAGE 31 OF 86 ·  Later Kibitzing>
Nov-06-17  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: An official definition:

<Anything in which it is possible to participate while smoking a cigarette is not a sport.>.

So chess isn't a sport.>

In my younger days I was a runner. I also smoked cigarettes for about 16 years.

Anyway, one day I told my hair stylist that I was going for a run. She knew I smoked, and exclaimed <<<>>"You smoke AND you run?">

I replied <"Not at the same time!">

Nov-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <OhioChessFan: "I should have counted to 12 and logged off before reading <offramp's> bio." #whoooahPotemkin>

Elon Musk writes:

<"A deserved winner! You will be welcome aboard my mission to Mars, which will include both chess and caption competitions as entertainment.>

This CC started at the same time as the Team White/Black thematic challenge, so my forum became unobtainable to 50% of the site.

Well done, OCF, your steps are on the way!

Nov-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: ...one day I told my hair stylist that I was going for a run. She knew I smoked, and exclaimed <<<>>"You smoke AND you run?">

I replied <"Not at the same time!">>

I remember a tragic story about poor Dick York, a great actor known for <Bewitched>.

He used to smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and towards the end of his life he had emphysema and was at home in an iron lung.

A reporter went to see him in that tragic situation and she asked him when he gave up smoking.

He said, <"About 15 minutes ago.">

Nov-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMs...
Nov-08-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
I found a fish head in my spaghetti.
It's something I'll never forgetti.
I exploded like a supernovae,
Then realised it was just an anchovy.
Nov-09-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Idea for film.

One night, in a park, a broke businessman kills his erstwhile partner, who was threatening to reveal him.

A tramp (a hobo) has seen him! The tramp arrives at the man's house one afternoon, he has evidence AND he has brought a friend along for safe-keeping. The two men blackmail the man and move in to his lovely house.

One day the two tramps' presence becomes too much for the businessman. He kills them and drives them into the woods and buries them.

Unfortunately, he was witnessed burying them by two separate pairs of necking teenagers. All four of them decide to blackmail the businessman.

TO BE CONTINUED.

Nov-13-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Some of you may have downloaded my torrent file of chess games. See offramp chessforum (kibitz #515).

A friend emailed me the yesterday. His third eldest daughter Larissa had made a small file of chess variants.

CHESS VARIANTS!! Of course. I am currently downloading a swathe of variant chess games, along with the usual updates, and I will keep you posted.

Nov-13-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: My frind Lenny told me that his third-eldest daughter had made a large pgn file of chess variants.

I researched back to January 15th 1992. Along the way I found a huge, colossal amount of new standard games.

The torrent file now looks like this:
Internet chess games
ICG-1992-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1992-02.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-1997-03.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-02.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-03.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2009-08.pgn.bz2
ICG-2009-09.pgn.bz2
ICG-2009-10.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2016-12.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-02.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2017-11.pgn.bz2

The database now includes all games from the following servers:
Chess.com
Chess24
ChessCube
Chess Live
FIDE Online Arena
Free Internet Chess Server (FICS)
Internet Chess Club (ICC)
Lichess
Playchess
SchemingMind
World Chess Network
Getclub.

...And it includes all variant chess games from all of those servers.

I should have an idea of how many games are in the database by tomorrow afternoon.

Nov-14-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I have had a quick look through the database. there are many more variant games than I expected. They include CRAZYHOUSE, CHESS960, KING OF THE HILL, THREE-CHECK, ANTICHESS, ATOMIC, RACING KINGS, ULTRABULLET and thousands more variants.

Everything in the standard chess DB seems in order, except that one game is incomplete: Huskisson1988354 v Shizekopf35477, FICS August 12th 2001: does anyone have the complete score?

The torrent DB has games from 15/1/1992 up to about 15 minutes ago.

More details to follow.

Nov-14-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: A quick search through the whole torrent file reveals some surprising statistics.

There is obviously a huge amount of games; how many do you think begin 1. e4 e5 2. Ke2?

Answer: 4,112,810,761! (That's just an exclam, not <factorial>.)

That sums up the huge educational value of the database. Where else would you find out how to defend against this attack?

Nov-14-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: I am guessing 4,112,810,760 were by Wannabe. One of them was mine.
Nov-14-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <OhioChessFan: I am guessing 4,112,810,760 were by Wannabe. One of them was mine>

Yes. Um, that is possible. Um. Can you give a date estimate? I am searching game by game and it might take a long time. My hard drive is full and I cannot search.

Was it this er century? Um... were you er White or black? Um... it's time consuming going through 4 billion games...um...

Nov-14-17  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: Idea for film

.... All four of them decide to blackmail the businessman.

TO BE CONTINUED.>

When??? I've waited 5 days for the continuation!!!

Nov-15-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: << offramp: Idea for film .... All four of them decide to blackmail the businessman.

TO BE CONTINUED.>

When??? I've waited 5 days for the continuation!!!>

So the four kids blackmail the guy, but eventually he kills them all and as he is throwing the bodies into Lake Mead from the Hoover Dam he sees that he has been spotted by a group of eight Chinese tourists...

Nov-15-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I was talking to my friend Lenny, and his third-eldest daughter Larissa had the idea of a database of internet games. Over the years Lenny, Larissa and I have created this torrent file which now looks like this:

Internet chess games
ICG-1992-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1992-02.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-1997-03.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-02.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-03.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2009-08.pgn.bz2
ICG-2009-09.pgn.bz2
ICG-2009-10.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2016-12.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-02.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2017-11.pgn.bz2

With bz2 you have to download all of the zip-files and unzip them all at once. The BZ2 software will then sellotape them all together so that you have one single handy Megabase.

That final file is 17.4 Yottabytes in total size (unzipped).

It contains a quite outstanding number of games. Normal chess games:
62,924,902,034,844,309.
Variant chess games:
28,031,946,820.

This is an outstanding educational tool. For example, if you have been having sleepless nights wondering about how to continue after
1. h2-h4 a7-a5
worry no more. There are more that 36 million examples of that opening to guide you!

Nov-17-17  thegoodanarchist: True story: In the early 1990s a former Soviet GM had relocated to the city where I was going to school.

One Saturday there was a small local chess tournament going on, and he showed up to play (as did I). Of course he won all of his games, and took the top cash prize.

His English pronunciation was still not so good at that time. Anyway, after the tournament, I struck up a brief conversation with him. I asked "What does it take to become a grandmaster?"

His reply sounded like this: "Hard Vorek."

Nov-17-17  thegoodanarchist: Does such an anecdote belong in a forum called "English Chess Speaking"?

I think, Yes!

Nov-18-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: CONTINUED

...He pretends to be their coach driver and drives the coach in to the Grand Canyon, killing them all. But he has been watched by a sightseeing tour of 14 American Football players on a day out with their principal...

Nov-18-17  zanzibar: < drives the coach in to the Grand Canyon, killing them all.>

Hmmm, sounds familiar...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103074/

Nov-24-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I have an apostrophe in my name, which can cause digital problems

I have an invoice from cultpens.com where my surname is given as
O&#38#38#38#38#38#38#38#38#38#38#38#38#Brien.

Nov-24-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: What baffles me about html code is how the code for an ampersand, <& # 3 8 ;> BEGINS WITH an ampersand. If it knows what it is, when doesn't it just tell us instead of using some bloody code to try to tell us??
Nov-25-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Scarlett Johansson earnestly watching Tommy Cooper on telly.
Nov-27-17  thegoodanarchist: &&&&&&&&&&&
Nov-27-17  thegoodanarchist: F.A.Q.s that aren’t questions:

15. I forgot my password
31. I found a mistake in your database that requires correction 35. I have a question not on this page

Something needs to be done about this situation

Nov-28-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I went with James Cameron to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

I think that was probably my lowest point.

Jump to page #   (enter # from 1 to 86)
search thread:   
< Earlier Kibitzing  · PAGE 31 OF 86 ·  Later Kibitzing>

NOTE: Create an account today to post replies and access other powerful features which are available only to registered users. Becoming a member is free, anonymous, and takes less than 1 minute! If you already have a username, then simply login login under your username now to join the discussion.

Please observe our posting guidelines:

  1. No obscene, racist, sexist, or profane language.
  2. No spamming, advertising, duplicate, or gibberish posts.
  3. No vitriolic or systematic personal attacks against other members.
  4. Nothing in violation of United States law.
  5. No cyberstalking or malicious posting of negative or private information (doxing/doxxing) of members.
  6. No trolling.
  7. The use of "sock puppet" accounts to circumvent disciplinary action taken by moderators, create a false impression of consensus or support, or stage conversations, is prohibited.
  8. Do not degrade Chessgames or any of it's staff/volunteers.

Please try to maintain a semblance of civility at all times.

Blow the Whistle

See something that violates our rules? Blow the whistle and inform a moderator.


NOTE: Please keep all discussion on-topic. This forum is for this specific user only. To discuss chess or this site in general, visit the Kibitzer's Café.

Messages posted by Chessgames members do not necessarily represent the views of Chessgames.com, its employees, or sponsors.
All moderator actions taken are ultimately at the sole discretion of the administration.

Participating Grandmasters are Not Allowed Here!

You are not logged in to chessgames.com.
If you need an account, register now;
it's quick, anonymous, and free!
If you already have an account, click here to sign-in.

View another user profile:
   
Home | About | Login | Logout | F.A.Q. | Profile | Preferences | Premium Membership | Kibitzer's Café | Biographer's Bistro | New Kibitzing | Chessforums | Tournament Index | Player Directory | Notable Games | World Chess Championships | Opening Explorer | Guess the Move | Game Collections | ChessBookie Game | Chessgames Challenge | Store | Privacy Notice | Contact Us

Copyright 2001-2025, Chessgames Services LLC