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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Apr-30-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25970 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Apr-29-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Karjakin vs Anand, 2006 (kibitz #374)
 
   Apr-28-26 TePe Sigeman & Co (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: User: Atterdag , I have seen many pictures of the superb Øresund Bridge. I feel sick thinking about crossing that strait; when you start to cross, there is no escape. Ask User: setnoescapeon .
 
   Apr-28-26 Chessgames - TV and Films (replies)
 
offramp: On telly tonight there is a film called <Murders in Sarlat>. It's 90min; it is part of a police series. I want to see another on of 'em: <Murders in Lille>. I know that town really well.
 
   Apr-28-26 A P Barnes vs NN, 1874 (replies)
 
offramp: User: FSR is right about this funny omelet. Bouncing Barnes, John Barnes , invented the spherical omelet. John C Barnes , Baby-Face Barnes, only ate poppadums and omelets: they were the only food that could pass under his door.
 
   Apr-27-26 A McCarthy vs L Penny, 1974 (replies)
 
offramp: For the game: 💣/★★★★★★ (0 out of 6 stars) LOWEST RATING. This could be the worst game in the database at chessgames.com. This game have no redeeming qualities. To draw attention to an obviously weak player - is a bit unsporting. For the pun: ✮/★★★★★★ ...
 
   Apr-27-26 O Feldman vs Savon, 1959
 
offramp: Savon 99.44% accurate.
 
   Apr-26-26 Bobby Fischer (replies)
 
offramp: <60MG> in Uedemann Code starts, <"1. GEGO Best by test!">
 
   Apr-26-26 J Carleton vs G Pyrich, 1994 (replies)
 
offramp: <"Yeah another victory like that and we're done for, good evening folks I'll be here as king every night I'll see ya!">
 
   Apr-25-26 Aronian vs I Khamrakulova, 1993 (replies)
 
offramp: Is this the only game in chess history that is "99% tactics"? What makes this game stand out as having "99% tactics"?
 
   Apr-25-26 Viktor Komliakov (Popa)
 
offramp: <Messiah: Popa? Is that a nickname?> <Popa> is a rank in the hierarchy in the Roman Catholic Church. The rank is immediately above Cardinal and slightly lower than Jesus Christ.
 
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Nov-28-17
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  offramp: Everyone laughed when Top of the Pops put up a huge poster of dart-player Jockie Wilson as a background to Dexy's <Jackie Wilson Said>, but no one said a word when they made a similar mistake with the Adverts' <Gary Gilmore's Eyes>.
Nov-28-17  WinKing: Hi <offramp>,

<<>The London Chess Classic 2017 begins Friday December 1st<>>

Less than 3 days to go!!!

Countdown to the London Chess Classic...

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This tournament will run from Dec. 1st thru Dec. 11th 2017. (9 Rounds)

Participants include Adams, Anand, Aronian, Carlsen, Caruana, Karjakin, Nepomniachtchi, Nakamura, So, & Vachier-Lagrave

Average rating: 2779(as of 11/25/17) - Category XXII

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Pairings and Schedule - http://www.londonchessclassic.com/g...

< 3 Prediction Contests: (Win virtual medals - Gold, Silver & Bronze) >

*** User: lostemperor - Predict the order the players will finish. Run & hosted by <lostemperor>. (3 categories to medal in) ***

**User: Golden Executive - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1. Run & hosted by <Golden Executive>. (3 categories to medal in)

This year will be the 11th Anniversary for this contest! (from 2007 to 2017 - 11 years running)**

*User: OhioChessFan - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1 & the number of moves. (4 categories to medal in). This contest is run by <chessmoron> & hosted by <OhioChessFan>.*

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Nov-30-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Note to self. KEG for best kibitzer.
Nov-30-17  thegoodanarchist: <offramp:
I found a fish head in my spaghetti.
It's something I'll never forgetti.
I exploded like a supernovae,
Then realised it was just an anchovy.>

A very strange bird is the Pelikan
It's beak can hold more than its belly can

Nov-30-17  thegoodanarchist: Actually, from memory, I have it wrong.

Here is the correct version:

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican!

- Dixon Lanier Merritt

Dec-04-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Has your opponent ever played a move for you? I did it at least once. I was about to play Qb2xQg7+. The only response was ...Kg8xg7. Without thinking I lifted both queens off the board and moved his king to g7, with my clock continuing to run. My opponent said nothing.
Dec-04-17  zanzibar: <<offramp> My opponent said nothing.>

Not even a wry smile?

Dec-04-17  Magpye: I saw that happen once, same type of forced move. First time I saw a fist-fight at a tournament.
Dec-05-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <zanzibar: <<offramp> My opponent said nothing.> Not even a wry smile?>

Yes, there was the merest hint of a smile in that wide, unthinking face. He pointed vertically down with his left index finger on to his king's crown. He then intertwined his fingers resting his hands on top of his head. He outstretched both arms vertically up, with palms to the ceiling. He stood up, and waved his arms to the left, as if steering a Boeing 747 into a starboard bay. He pointed at the clock and twirled both index fingers.

It was then that the fist-fight started.

Dec-05-17  zanzibar: Hey, I played that same guy on FICS... he made all the same moves during my moves.
Dec-05-17  thegoodanarchist: <offramp>,

I have replied to you in my forum:

thegoodanarchist chessforum (kibitz #440)

Dec-14-17  thegoodanarchist: Your forum seems the best location for this important link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLm...

Dec-15-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Jonah Hill. Has he ever been in a bad film?
Dec-15-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  saffuna: Well, "Moneyball" was entertaining, but incredibly distorting.
Dec-15-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <saffuna: Well, "Moneyball" was entertaining, but incredibly distorting.>

That film has not crossed to this side of the Atlantic. I had never heard of it until I read your post!

Even if I saw it I couldn't have judged Hill's performance... my knowledge of baseball is tiny. Is the ball square?

Dec-15-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  saffuna: It's a good movie, but it really simplifies and distorts the reality in order to present a concise story.
Dec-15-17  thegoodanarchist: <saffuna: Well, "Moneyball" was entertaining, but incredibly distorting.>

See, here is where me and <saffuna> disagree.

IMO, "Moneyball" was distorting, but incredibly entertaining.

And no, the ball was not "square". Squares are 2-dimensional. You should have inquired as to the question of if the ball was <cubic>.

There. I fixed it! ... ?

Dec-18-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <TheGoodAnarchist> I once again saw that rare film It's Pat a few days ago.

No one claims this film is hilarious, but it is not as bad as some people make out. I have always liked it, in a Kooky sort of way. I find Sweeney quite sexy most of the time, although in It's Pat she/he is a disaster area.

It is horses for courses, really. If I ever saw Moneyballs I'd probably like it, because I understand the rules of baseball and like Jonah Hill.

Dec-18-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I apologise that I was being economical with the actualité when I said I didn't know about baseball a few posts ago.

I played baseball with my cousins in New York when I was young and got to know the game well. We played in a park near Jamaica Avenue in Queens that had an odd name.

Dec-19-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: When I was about 15 I got a good book called The People's Almanac by the Wallace brothers. It was full of fascinating facts and one of them really surprised me.

American collegians had repeatedly voted Albert Schweitzer as their most admired person. I had never heard of him, nor had anyone at school. I found out something about him in the school library. That was the last I ever heard of Albert Schweitzer until about 5 minutes ago, when I heard his birthplace mentioned on a French TV channel. With a bit of luck that will be the last time I ever hear his name in my lifetime.

Dec-19-17  thegoodanarchist: <<<>>With a bit of luck that will be the last time I ever hear his name in my lifetime.>

We live in dangerous times!

Dec-19-17  thegoodanarchist: <American collegians had repeatedly voted Albert Schweitzer as their most admired person. >

At least they didn't vote the honor to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Dec-20-17
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  OhioChessFan: I read The People's Almanac some time ago also. Engaging, though unchallenging. I heard it includes mentions of Albert Schweitzer in every printing.
Dec-20-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I have invented a method of predicting the future called wikimancy which simply involves pressing the "random article" button on the left hand side of any Wikipedia page.

One thing I have noticed is the high likelihood of villages in Iran appearing. In fact I have just had two turn up IN A ROW! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sezar
followed immediately by
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hajji...
So what will the future bring?

Dec-20-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: The Abbey Rd zebra crossing has its own webcam, https://www.abbeyroad.com/crossing
which I am watching on telly via EarthCam.

Even though it is quite drizzly in London there is a pretty constant stream of people taking their pictures while crossing that famous road.

I have never been there. I might try and go up there next week.

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