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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-14-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25186 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: He is taking part in a serious match in Madrid ESP against Levy Rozman. 90 min + 30 sec / move. 15th & 16th January 2026. https://lichess.org/broadcast/gotha...
 
   Jan-14-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <macer75> you are right! Hopefully people will somehow find my page.
 
   Jan-14-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I am going to run two competitions but it's possible I am the only entrant.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-14-26 Dickson
 
offramp: The modern version is: <Innit wot I done better what I ain't never done ain't I ever dun I wot I ain't never done INNIT??>
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
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Jul-19-18  ChessHigherCat: That's bizarre because I just found out last night that a French "ministre des finances" Charles-Alexandre de Calonne was a "fin gourmet" during one of the worst famines in French history and one of his favorite exotic luxuries was macaroni and cheese. Qu'ils mangent macaroni et fromage!
Jul-19-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I had never heard of him. I see that he was a successor to the great Necker (who was not from Great Neck, NY, oddly).

Strange that such a paltry dish should be associated with Thos. Jefferson and Calonne.

Jul-19-18  ChessHigherCat: It is also associated with a poultry dish, roast partridge (of the partridge family), another favorite of Calonne.
Jul-19-18  morfishine: <offramp> Fascinating about Mac'n cheese.

Brilliant idea about the ignore list. Mine is huge, but its not all negative since there are practical reasons. For example, a well know poster has this odd habit of posting huge posts, I mean HUGE

Huge to point that he would create Part 1, Part 2, etc., sometimes all the way up to Part 14!! Too much

During team games, numerous members would gently remind him to post these monstrously long "novels" at the analysis forums, (not the general discussion forum since this would clutter the thread and make it hard to follow a normal conversation). After he repeatedly ignored these calm and sober suggestions, it was off to iggy land for him

But what a relief, now I could follow the thread!

Jul-19-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I live in Wimbledon, and Meghan Trainor is a neighbour.

She is great at recycling.

She puts all the right junk in all the right places.

Jul-21-18  thegoodanarchist: <morfishine:

For example, a well know poster has this odd habit of posting huge posts, I mean HUGE

Huge to point that he would create Part 1, Part 2, etc., sometimes all the way up to Part 14!! Too much>

I would read a 14-part post about macaroni and cheese.

Jul-21-18  thegoodanarchist: In fact, we are already up to part 6 regarding mac' & cheese:

offramp chessforum (kibitz #1084)

offramp chessforum (kibitz #1085)

offramp chessforum (kibitz #1087)

offramp chessforum (kibitz #1088)

& this one (plus my previous one)!

It's truly a team effort.

Jul-21-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Robert James Fischer (kibitz #38855)

A Poem by User: LIFE Master AJ

***** ***** ***** ***** *****

Fischer was a titan of the sixty-four squares;

He ruled his domain of pieces like a dark king;

Panther pacing his cell of life – the teeth, they are bared;

To him, normal life, nothing – the world’s cruel stings.

***

In nineteen-seventy-two, you were my hero;

Reigned supreme on top of the world one fateful day;

After nine-eleven you dropped down to zero;

Your rantings ... hammer blows, now my world was unmade.

***

Your chess, like a summer breeze, refreshes my soul;

Your talent was a deep well of genius that shined;

Your moves – spark admiration – the man, he was bold;

The final product on the board ... it’s so refined!

***

Wanderer now, cold halls of Valhalla to roam;

Your smile, your light, oh the things we shall now miss!

The masters of bygone days are calling you home;

No little boy or girl now ... no stone ever kissed.

By A.J. Goldsby I / Saturday; July 9th, 2011.

Jul-21-18  thegoodanarchist: Thanks for posting that, <offramp>

Fischer was my chess hero, my chess inspiration, the man who inspired me to learn and to love the game.

I was a young child when he challenged Spassky for the title, and I was elated when he won it.

I missed him when he quit, and in my heart I welcomed him back in 1992.

His passing affected me deeply, and hurt for a long time.

When I reflect on the tragedy of his life, it saddens me to this day.

I cherish the videos of him, on popular TV as well as the news videos and actual game videos.

Back then I had my whole life a head of me, America was great and good, Summer vacations lasted forever and girls wore small bikinis.

The media were fair and balanced then...

Sigh, times change. Nothing is constant except for change.

Godspeed!

Jul-23-18  thegoodanarchist: thegoodanarchist chessforum (kibitz #979)

A reply to you, in my forum.

I don't particularly like the etiquette where one person posts in the other person's forum, then that person replies in the first person's forum, etc.

But then, I worry that my interlocutor might be *expecting* that protocol, and he or she won't know that I replied in my forum, especially if a third party like <BP> comes along and starts talking politics right after you post.

So I am hedging, by posting the link to my reply in my forum, in your forum.

Jul-23-18  thegoodanarchist: Note to self: stop writing "forum"
Jul-25-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Some sites require increasingly elaborate passwords.

This is where I have finally found a practical use for chess!

Here is a sample PW:
<Karpov's47Ng2!!>

It has everything these people want and it is very easily memorable.

You could use other famous moves:
<Fischer's17...Be6!!> springs to mind, or <Spassky's15.Nd6!!>
(without the chevrons).

The possibilities are endless!

Ain't that a good idea??

Jul-25-18  thegoodanarchist: < offramp:

The possibilities are endless!

Ain't that a good idea??>

By Jove, you are a real man of genius!

You are so smart I bet you even know who Jove is.

Jul-25-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Jove is Zeus. See my comment at de Firmian vs Nakamura, 2004 (kibitz #15).
Jul-26-18  zanzibar: <offramp> I hardly recognized you without the bib!
Jul-29-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric...
Jul-29-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Sometimes I make the mistake of looking at the dark side of chessgames.com.

In just a few seconds I feel queasy. The nutcases and freaks are quickly recognisable with their manic <LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!>s.

To their credit, I think that one or two of them know how the pieces move, but they almost never comment on any games (except Fischer's games).

I am always baffled at why they stay here, talking @#$%e politics. Why do they not go to a politics forum, or a music forum?

What so attracts these mental midgets to chessgames.com?

Jul-29-18  morfishine: <offramp> I too wonder but don't let it bother me anymore. While one would hope they leave there's no point in believing it will happen anytime soon

Hope and belief (for example, that they be-gone) are primarily religious terms for the weak [which stem from a fear of the unknown or not being able to affect matters]

Have no fear for fear makes you weak

and thats my special forces lesson for today

*****

Jul-30-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: What a sad day. Daniel Freeman is dead.

In my mind his memory will live on.

Luckily my conscience is totally clear. I never emailed him. EVER.

Jul-30-18  thegoodanarchist: I e-mailed Daniel once. But it was a reasonable request, nothing to have a heavy conscience about.

He allowed me to post my dumb jokes and humor in the chessgames member support forum, without deleting them. Even though some were groan-worthy.

Super good guy, with a wonderful contribution to the chess world - this website!

Very sad day indeed.

Jul-30-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <offramp: What a sad day. Daniel Freeman is dead. In my mind his memory will live on.

Luckily my conscience is totally clear. I never emailed him. EVER.>

I now think I emailed him once, about a slight extension to my membership.

Jul-30-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: chessgames.com chessforum (kibitz #29843)

An acerbic comment from
<tbstar: So Daniel Freeman spends his life building a wonderful chess site for the world to enjoy, then one of his final memories here is watching career criminal <M*rk F1nan> drive Nigel Short away. It doesn't get any worse than this. I said you were a lost cause and I was right.>

Jul-30-18  thegoodanarchist: <An acerbic comment>

Well, that is definitely too bad. Shouldn't have been posted on a sad day such as today.

Jul-31-18  morfishine: Dear <offramp> it sure is awful news about Daniel
Aug-01-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: It’s bloody awful, <Morf>. I had a strong feeling something was wrong. I bet we all did. I thought it might have been an illness, or an accident.

I think <MF1nan> was genuinely upset, and acted with solemnity. If <tbstar> really is a doctor then he may have a more jaundiced view of death than the rest of us. It was still the wrong moment to try to score some points in whatever game they are playing.

The Beautiful People, as I call them, remind me of the quasi-Zombies in the film <28 Days Later>. They have a virus called Rage which makes them fast, mindless, cannibalistic, vicious...(this is in the film).

I luckily opted out of politics about 35 years ago, except for voting day. I might one day give the very funny reasons why I made that decision, after a respectful amount of time.

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