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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-14-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: He is taking part in a serious match in Madrid ESP against Levy Rozman. 90 min + 30 sec / move. 15th & 16th January 2026. https://lichess.org/broadcast/gotha...
 
   Jan-14-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <macer75> you are right! Hopefully people will somehow find my page.
 
   Jan-14-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I am going to run two competitions but it's possible I am the only entrant.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-14-26 Dickson
 
offramp: The modern version is: <Innit wot I done better what I ain't never done ain't I ever dun I wot I ain't never done INNIT??>
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
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Jul-16-18  morfishine: I finished in 21,230th place in the ESPN World Cup Predictor game. You may think thats pretty lousy, but there were 250,000 players! So finishing in the top 8th percentile is not too shabby

Exciting World cup tournament, its a pity England came up short. After 3 months of intensive research, I had England winning the whole kit-and-kaboodle :(

Making it to the semi's is not too shabby though: A sterling example of solid team play with all the horses pulling

Jul-16-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: There will be a new CC tomorrow. Only people who stay permanently tuned to this chessgames page will be allowed to enter.

Stay tuned!

Jul-16-18  ChessHigherCat: I owe my thanks to <offramp> and his patented model airplane glue for this inspired comment:

<offramp: Ekkapol Chantawong writes:
<I did not recognize the picture. Apparently it is a picture from the sitcom <ALF>.

Therefore the winner is <ChessHigherCat> with his funny:

<I told you it's ALF! There's only one word in your one-word vocabulary you can't even spell it right!>

Always good for a LAF!

Jul-16-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I remember clearly that that was your entry.
Jul-16-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I am going to go back to Spain and become a matadeer.

"What's a matadeer?"

Nothing at the moment, darling!!

Jul-16-18  morfishine: <offramp> I am permanently tuned to this page, I think...

let me check my ac/dc wi/fi converter, whatever that means

Jul-16-18  ChessHigherCat: Okay, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way:

What are the 11 herbs and spices?

Jul-17-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: CAPTION COMPETITION #5

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Trump%203...

Provide something something or less something something wheelchair something something Battleship Potemkin.

Guest judge will be RuPaul.

Jul-17-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <ChessHigherCat: Okay, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way: What are the 11 herbs and spices?>

Dandelion, mace, tumbleweed, durian, chilli pips, vitreous humour, bladderwort, pissewracke, lanolin, salt and pepper.

Jul-17-18  morfishine: My first job was working at KFC way back in 1976

I know the 11 herbs and spices but I'm not talking

While its easy enough to figure out the individual spices, the hard part is (1) figuring out the percentage amounts these are mixed together & (2) how many ounces of the final mixture is mixed with how many ounces of plain white flour that the chicken is finally breaded in

This is harder to figure out than the Enigma machine

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Jul-17-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <morfishine> I have made KFC following some recipes on YouTube. The crucial ingredient, according to one guy, is white pepper. It is an almost forgotten ingredient but since I saw that I use it quite a lot.

KFC is the best fried chicken I have tried, and there are many imitations.

Jul-17-18  ChessHigherCat: The "vitreous humor" explains the sudden increase in homeless people wearing eyepatches.
Jul-17-18  morfishine: <offramp> Here's the recipe, but you can add other ingredients like chili powder, onion powder & and "Old Bay" seasoning and get a great fried chicken seasoning: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_O...

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Jul-17-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: CAPTION COMPETITION #5

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Trump%203...

As an American, I must recuse myself from this competition.

Jul-17-18  thegoodanarchist: <morfishine: <offramp> Here's the recipe, but you can add other ingredients like chili powder, onion powder & and "Old Bay" seasoning and get a great fried chicken seasoning: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_O...

Ahh Ha! I knew it had ginger - I knew it!!!!

My legend will live on, from the Chippewa on down...

Jul-17-18  morfishine: Yes <goodanarchist> but the ginger must be organic, orange and ground to a fine mulsh, almost a puree...actually a puree

Otherwise, you have screwed it up

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Jul-18-18  ChessHigherCat: <offramp: CAPTION COMPETITION #5 http://ace.mu.nu/archives/Trump%203...

Provide something something or less something something wheelchair something something Battleship Potemkin.>

Without the template, my first reaction is: "What does a starving badger do when you put a 3D chessboard on his table?"

With the template, maybe:
"I sent Stein less the talent in a something something wheelchair to Battleship Potemkin"

Jul-18-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: When people use these indecipherable nicknames it makes these handbag fights hard to follow.>

Which nickname? Beelzebub? I'm confused!

Jul-18-18  thegoodanarchist: <morfishine: Yes <goodanarchist> but the ginger must be organic, orange and ground to a fine mulsh,>

What is mulsh? Is it a combination of mulch and mush? I'm confused!

Jul-18-18  rogge: <BP TGA morf Jim Bobster(?). Who are these freaks?>

You certainly know how to pick them :)

Jul-18-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: BP TGA morf Jim Bobster(?). Who are these freaks?>

They are the ones who didn't listen to your sage advice:

<Count to twelve, then permanently log off. >

They joined the circus, the same one Lobster Boy joined.

<barleycorn> loves to make smart ass jokes. I think his smart ass jokes are hilarious.

However, <morfishine> did not like them and therefore does not like <barleycorn>

Jul-18-18  morfishine: Dear <offramp> its been an ongoing issue with <porta-jon barleycorn> for over 2 years. His obnoxious behavior has caused a number of members to simply leave <CG>. For example <DcGentle> left due to his persistent, boorish and grating behavior

However, I won't be pushed around by him

So, thats the situation

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Jul-18-18
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  offramp: <Morf>, as you know I never post at Rogoff or the KC. But sometimes I read posts at the cg help and support forum. When I read a post from someone complaining about other peoples' posts I think, "That sounds interesting, I'll have a look." But I can never see anything, there is such a vast amount of pointless garbage and drivel at Rogoff and KC that it's like finding a needle in a haystack.

I also have a quite superbly long ignore list. Every time I find a user who has 1 or zero posts he automatically goes on the ignore list, just so that I can have the longest ignore list ever. I hope everyone does this!

Jul-19-18  ChessHigherCat: Sorry, did you say something?
Jul-19-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I was surprised today to find out not only that Macaroni & cheese is an English invention, but that it dates from as early as 1390.

I knew it wasn't Italian, but I guessed it was American. I further thought it might be Italian-American. Wrong all the way through.

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