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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-14-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: He is taking part in a serious match in Madrid ESP against Levy Rozman. 90 min + 30 sec / move. 15th & 16th January 2026. https://lichess.org/broadcast/gotha...
 
   Jan-14-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <macer75> you are right! Hopefully people will somehow find my page.
 
   Jan-14-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I am going to run two competitions but it's possible I am the only entrant.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-14-26 Dickson
 
offramp: The modern version is: <Innit wot I done better what I ain't never done ain't I ever dun I wot I ain't never done INNIT??>
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
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Jul-08-18
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  offramp: Some very good advice from User: sfm:

<To protect yourself better: When you get your new PC, immediately made a standard (non-admin) user, and run as that user.

Be extremely careful before typing in the admin password.

It helps a lot. These statements are facts:

If you run as administrator:
cracks will infect your PC on OS-level. One wrong mouse-click is enough. When this happens, total reinstallation of Windows is the only cure, something which is almost impossible to do for most people. People think they can google for something, install it - and something will protect them. Or they fall for the cheap tricks "Your Flashplayer needs updating, click here".

<If you run as standard user (without using the admin password): your PC can not be infected on OS-level. If the user is infected, creating a new user will give you a clean PC to work on.>

A huge difference. Unfortunately this is unknown for most normal PC users. They buy their PC, run as admin and most private users devaluate it within a few months, by getting pwned (cracker slang)...>

Jul-08-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <WannaBe: Thats an interesting Tour this year. In the past they've started in England. Go to Belgium, Swiss then Spain Pyranees and finish in Paris. Usually 3+ countries are involved.>

Yes, it is odd. It must be that bids were not high enough from foreign regions.

Authorities may have thought, "If we pay a lot of money to host a stage, and the World Cup is on, no one will watch the stage!"

Jul-08-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: In 1987, the Tour started in West Berlin! Wow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tour_...

Jul-09-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
CAPTION COMPETITION number 4

Now that there is a lull in the FIFA World Cup I think we should have another superb Caption Competition.

CAPTION COMPETITION #4.\#

http://noiselesschatter.com/wp-cont...

Simply provide asensible English sentence to accompany that picture of an alien and a human playing chess.

The guest judge is Ekkapol Chantawong.

The winner, as usual, will receive a single wheelchair-enabled step. This will build week-by-week into a complete set of wheelchair-enabled steps AND if you reply within the next half hour, you may be eligible for 1% off off my autobiography (see my profile).

ALSO, every time you include the hashtag #potemkin, the Ukrainian government-in-exile will donate one tin kopek towards my campaign to make the Primorsky Stairs (aka the Potemkin Steps) fully wheelchair accessible.

So have a punt.

Winners will be announced at 3am on 16th July 2018.

Jul-09-18  morfishine: Wait, so on 8/6/2018 <offramp> will officially been a member of <CG> for 15 years? Why, thats almost half my age
Jul-09-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: As many of you will know I am a MASTER savonnier.

That's a soap-maker you knuckleheads!!😠😤💢💢

I found out that your President Trump is coming to my city of London and, knowing that he likes guns, I have made a quite superb M1911 replica out of blackcurrant soap which I know he will love.

He is a tough man to get hold of. He is harder to reach than the President!

So I have decided to give him this superb bar of sap by simply running out of the crowd and handing it to him.

I cannot wait to see the look of wonderful surprise on his little face.

Jul-09-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <offramp:...this superb bar of sap ...>

That should be "this supern bar of sopa."

Jul-09-18  morfishine: Yes, but since French La Savonnerie is a rug manufacturer built on the site of the former soap factory in 1628 (of all years), doesn't the rug factory take precedence?

Now I don't want to just simply sweep this under the rug since you have a very good point; while also I do not want to simply wash my hands of this deal

There must be some amicable way to settle just exactly what constitutes a true savonnier

Are you Dear <offramp> a (1) master purveyor of hygienically inclined hand held products, slippery when wet, designed to cleanse the body and (its orifices) while immersing or subjecting one's body to a steady torrent of water or for that matter, simply immersing one's body into a prepared body of water who's sole purpose is to cleanse oneself [ie: tub]? or (2) you are a master artist or creator of the ground bound protection of the floor of one's adobe, which can be a stitched/woven ornament or a warehouse produced layer which ultimately becomes labeled a "rug"?

Its one or the other: You are either a producer of a cleansing product or a manufacturer of attractive yet disgusting dirt traps

The world awaits your answer

Best always, morf

Jul-10-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Morfishine > while I was at work yesterday my missus had a visit from two guys in dark glasses who wanted to know what I did for a living.

She did not lie. She said that at the moment I work in McDonalds, poking the holes in donuts.

Luckily, they left after that answer. I don’t want to mess with guys like that.

The soap gun idea has gone right out the window.

Literally!

Jul-11-18  thegoodanarchist: < morfishine: Yes, but since French La Savonnerie is a rug manufacturer built on the site of the former soap factory in 1628 (of all years)>

I strongly agree with our friend <morf>. Strongly!

Of all years! Of course every man and his brother know that the most secret and unknown society of all time was founded in 1628, the details being kept hidden from all.

Jul-11-18  WinKing: Hi <offramp>,

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Jul-11-18
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  offramp: Soooopoib!!!

chessgames.com chessforum (kibitz #29730)

<chessgames.com: ...Some members frequently break the letter of our laws, but confine themselves to the two cesspools of the site: the Kibitzer's Cafe and the Kenneth Rogoff page...>

Two cesspools!! Two cesspools that many members spend ALL DAY languishing in.

Jul-12-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <offramp:
CAPTION COMPETITION number 4
Now that there is a lull in the FIFA World Cup I think we should have another superb Caption Competition.

CAPTION COMPETITION #4.\#

http://noiselesschatter.com/wp-cont...

Simply provide asensible English sentence to accompany that picture of an alien and a human playing chess.

The guest judge is Ekkapol Chantawong.>

Just a few days left.

In the lead at the moment is that crazy old Anarchist with his good

<Every man and his brother knows that the most secret and unknown society of all time was founded in 1628...>

Jul-12-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp:

Just a few days left.

In the lead at the moment is that crazy old Anarchist...>

Hopefully, the Illuminati have rigged the vote in my favor.

They're everywhere! They've even taken over seafood restaurants, naming "Oysters Rockefeller" after one of their own members.

Jul-12-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: An entry from ChessHigherCat:

<I have discovered vodka and Red Bull. I have started dancing with some Polish girl.>

Jul-13-18  morfishine: <offramp> CAPTION COMPETITION number 4

Picture the human with his hand still on the piece delivering mate:

"You've been terminated"

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Jul-13-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: An entry from <Count Wedgemore>:

<Boden's imaginary friend.>

Jul-13-18  morfishine: Let it be known that during the massacres of Sept 1792 during the French Revolution a Ms. Louise-Marie-Thérèse de Saint Maurice, Comtesse de Vercellis was attacked by a mob and while she lay on her death bed surrounded by loved ones, she let one rip while she was dying.

Her last words were “Good, a woman who can fart is not dead”

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Jul-14-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: God newspapers never misuse the word MOOT.

From today’s London Times:

<Books have also been mooted but
some have questioned whether the
boys’ ordeal could keep the interest
of readers over a 300-page book....>

MOOT; meaning, put up for discussion.

Jul-14-18  morfishine: <offramp> I watched with earnest the cave ordeal, but only at the end, perhaps 3-4 days prior to final rescue was it disclosed (or I finally found out) that the group was

TWO MILES INSIDE THE CAVE

Sorry, this changes everything from a simpe mistake and poor timing to sheer stupidity

Who walks 2 miles inside a cave leaving all their gear outside the cave during monsoon season?

Bad movie, Bad book

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Jul-15-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <morfishine>, that's what I thought! Two miles is quite a long way OVERGROUND. To go two miles into a cave seems like madness.

HOWEVER, as a team building exercise, it probably worked!

Jul-15-18  ChessHigherCat: <offramp: An entry from ChessHigherCat:
<I have discovered vodka and Red Bull. I have started dancing with some Polish girl.>

Glad you cut it off there before getting to "I have ended up..."

Jul-15-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: <morfishine>, that's what I thought! Two miles is quite a long way OVERGROUND. To go two miles into a cave seems like madness.

HOWEVER, as a team building exercise, it probably worked!>

What were they trying to build, a spelunking team?

Jul-15-18  ChessHigherCat: I hate to violate posting guideline no. 5 but here is <offramp exposed>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alber...

Albert Pike, aka Colonel Sanders, was the founder of KFC (the only term in their one-word vocabulary they can't even spell it right!)

Jul-16-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Ekkapol Chantawong writes:

<I did not recognize the picture. Apparently it is a picture from the sitcom <ALF>.

Therefore the winner is <ChessHigherCat> with his funny:

<I told you it's ALF! There's only one word in your one-word vocabulary you can't even spell it right!>

Send your step to him.>

Thanks, Ekkapol! The step is on its way!

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