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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-14-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

>> Click here to see offramp's game collections.

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   offramp has kibitzed 25186 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: He is taking part in a serious match in Madrid ESP against Levy Rozman. 90 min + 30 sec / move. 15th & 16th January 2026. https://lichess.org/broadcast/gotha...
 
   Jan-14-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <macer75> you are right! Hopefully people will somehow find my page.
 
   Jan-14-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I am going to run two competitions but it's possible I am the only entrant.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-14-26 Dickson
 
offramp: The modern version is: <Innit wot I done better what I ain't never done ain't I ever dun I wot I ain't never done INNIT??>
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Jun-18-18
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  offramp: 🃑 Ace of clubs.
Jun-18-18
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  offramp: CAPTION COMPETITION!!

Now that that stupid Team White v Team Black has finished I think we should have another stuopid Caption Competion.

CAPTION COMPETITION #3.
http://www.mobygames.com/images/cov...

yOU MUST PROVIDE AN URBANE, WITTY, not caps-lock-on punchline to that picture in six thousand words or less.

Any entries which seem like threats to murder or have sex with other members of chessgames.com will be excluded from the judging.

The guest judge is Morgan Freeman.

The winner will receive a single wheelchair-enabled step. This will build week-by-week into a complete set of wheelchair-enabled steps AND if you reply within the next two and a half weeks, you may be eligible for 1% off off my autobiography (see my profile).

ALSO, every time you include the hashtag #potemkin, the Ukrainian government-in-exile will donate one brass kopek towards my campaign to make the Primorsky Stairs (aka the Potemkin Steps) fully wheelchair accessible.

So have a punt. Winners will be announced at 5am on 25th June 2018.

Jun-18-18
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  OhioChessFan: "Responding to repeated appeals to monitor the Rogoff page, Daniel Freeman made the mistake of actually reading it..."
Jun-20-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Some other entries, made separately:

User: Sally Simpson:
<He liked to avoid contact with the press and the photographers.>

User: ChessHigherCat:
<It looks completely photoshopped! It reminds me of the album cover of Sergeant Pepper, Caruana looks like a white-bearded midget transvestite.>

User: WorstPlayerEver:
<For trolling purposes only.>

Jun-22-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
User: zanzibar:
<"Waiter, look about for a move! Mr. Staunton has lost it.">
Jun-22-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
<Signs of Trouble

A common structural flaw in college essays is the "walk-through" (also labelled "summary" or "description"). Walk-through essays follow the structure of their sources rather than establishing their own. Such essays generally have a descriptive thesis rather than an argumentative one ( - I'm not sure, but perhaps you are in disagreement with this assertion - ). Be wary of paragraph openers that lead off with "time" words ("first," "next," "after," "then") or "listing" words ("also," "another," "in addition"). Although they don't always signal trouble, these paragraph openers often indicate that an essay's thesis and structure need work: they suggest that the essay simply reproduces the chronology of the source text (in the case of time words: first this happens, then that, and afterwards another thing...) or simply lists example after example ("In addition, the use of colour indicates another way that the painting differentiates between good and evil").>

From "Harvard College Writing Center."

Jun-25-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <offramp:
CAPTION COMPETITION #3.
http://www.mobygames.com/images/cov...
Any entries which seem like threats to murder or have sex with other members of chessgames.com will be excluded from the judging.

The guest judge is Morgan Freeman. >

Morgan Freeman writes:

<<[In Morgan Freeman voice]> I was very honored to be asked to judge this historic caption competition. I know chess and I played chess with Tim Whatsisname on set of that film the Seersucker Rhododendron. But I didn't have sex with him.

In that respect Mr Offramp informs me that about a dozen entries had to be deleted owing to the sex/cannibalism thing that he mentioned. A pity really.

C'est la vie, say the old folk!

I read through all those entries and I had a very good laugh! This week's winner is User: Sally Simpson with this wonderful effort:

<Olga does this a few times, there is bug in there somewhere.>

Thanks to all who took part!>

Offramp writes:
<And thank you for being the judge, Daniel. There will be another CC soon, so keep an eye open.>

END TRANDMISSION

Jun-25-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: So well done, Geoff, User: Sally Simpson.

Your wheelchair-enabled step has been sent to
Mr G Chandler
c/o Poste Restante,
Pier Rd,
Gairloch
IV21 2BQ.

Please collect it within one month or it will be returned to the sender's address:
"The Republican Order for the Emancipation of Disabled Catholics",
c/o St Mary's Church
Abercrombie St
Glasgow G40.

Congratulations!

Jun-25-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Possibly the greatest games collection.

Game Collection: Ostend 1906

Amen.

Jun-28-18
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  offramp: [Event "Rated Blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/U9oO1v5L"]
[Date "2018.06.28"]
[Round "-"]
[White "offramp"]
[Black "Pandanoos"]
[Result "1-0"]
[UTCDate "2018.06.28"]
[UTCTime "13:22:06"]
[WhiteElo "1513"]
[BlackElo "1579"]
[WhiteRatingDiff "+13"]
[BlackRatingDiff "-12"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "300+3"]
[ECO "C41"]
[Opening "Philidor Defense"]
[Termination "Normal"]

1. e4 [%clk 0:05:00] e5 [%clk 0:05:00] 2. Nf3 [%clk 0:05:00] d6 [%clk 0:05:01] 3. d4 [%clk 0:05:00] Bg4 [%clk 0:05:02] 4. dxe5 [%clk 0:04:59] Bxf3 [%clk 0:05:03] 5. Qxf3 [%clk 0:05:01] dxe5 [%clk 0:05:05] 6. Bc4 [%clk 0:05:02] Qf6 [%clk 0:05:07] 7. Qb3 [%clk 0:05:01] b6 [%clk 0:05:07] 8. Nc3 [%clk 0:04:54] Bc5 [%clk 0:05:02] 9. O-O [%clk 0:04:50] c6 [%clk 0:05:01] 10. Be3 [%clk 0:04:44] Nd7 [%clk 0:05:01] 11. Rad1 [%clk 0:04:35] Ne7 [%clk 0:04:19] 12. Rd2 [%clk 0:03:46] O-O-O [%clk 0:04:03] 13. Ba6+ [%clk 0:03:31] Kc7 [%clk 0:03:55] 14. Na4 [%clk 0:03:17] Bd4 [%clk 0:02:59] 15. Rfd1 [%clk 0:02:50] Nc5 [%clk 0:02:23] 16. Nxc5 [%clk 0:02:07] Bxe3 [%clk 0:02:13] 17. Rd7+ [%clk 0:01:53] Rxd7 [%clk 0:02:00] 18. Rxd7+ [%clk 0:01:54] Kb8 [%clk 0:01:53] 19. Rb7+ [%clk 0:01:38] Ka8 [%clk 0:01:51] 20. fxe3 [%clk 0:01:21] bxc5 [%clk 0:01:46] 21. Rxa7+ [%clk 0:01:22] Kxa7 [%clk 0:01:47] 22. Qb7# [%clk 0:01:20] 1-0

Jun-29-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Sally Simpson: Hi Offramp,

Thank You, I feel honoured and overwhelmed. Think I'll pass on the wheelchair-enabled step up.

Jun-30-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Penguincw: < This is an outstanding educational tool. For example, if you have been having sleepless nights wondering about how to continue after 1. h2-h4 a7-a5 2. Ke2 >

Hope your opponent doesn't notice you captured your own pawn. ;)

(interesting starting position; must be one of those variants)

Jul-01-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Penguincw:<...how to continue after 1. h2-h4 a7-a5 2. Ke2 >>

<Hope your opponent doesn't notice you captured your own pawn. ;)>

I had not noticed that! Time to recheck the integrity of the entire database.

See you in 2026! :-)

Jul-01-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: http://s3.spanglefish.com/s/4458/pi...
Jul-02-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: In between today's two football matches I have somehow started watching the film <Barry Munday>.

I was looking for Jerry Lewis's <Family Jewels> but Barry Munday came up as an alternative.

I really like Jerry Lewis, and I am trying to watch all his films.

Jul-06-18  thegoodanarchist: Truly the funniest post on chessgames.com, and possibly the funniest post on the internet, is the following:

<offramp: Just before he died, I rubbed butter all over my Dad's back.

After that he went downhill very fast.>

Jul-06-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist>... LOL, thanks - I don't remember that one at all.

You, morfishine, chesshighercat, OhioCF....there are many others, very very funny people. This is a great site!

Jul-06-18  thegoodanarchist: Indeed! It is a privilege and an honor for us all to have this site where we can say silly things and laugh.
Jul-06-18  thegoodanarchist: In the spirit of light humor, I shall now prepare an essay on fractional reserve banking and the dichotomy of global economic development in the era of Keynesian monetary policy.
Jul-07-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Start of the <Tour de France> today, over in the west of France. Noirmoutier-en-l'Île to Fontenay-le-Comte. I'll bet the scenery will be beautiful.

I should know the places they pass through in stages 6, 7 and 8: that's the north area.

The whole tour is in France this year, except for a very short bit in Spain.

Jul-07-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  ketchuplover: early kudos on 15 years here :)
Jul-08-18  thegoodanarchist: <ketchuplover: early kudos on 15 years here :)>

Yes, only <offramp> is insane enough to stay here that long...

er, wait a minute, ...

Jul-08-18  thegoodanarchist: I had no idea that "Mario Fernandez" was Russian.

Is "Fernandez" a common Russian surname?

Jul-08-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  saffuna: Fernandes emigrated from Brazil.
Jul-08-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Thats an interesting Tour this year. In the past they've started in England. Go to Belgium, Swiss then Spain Pyranees and finish in Paris.

Usually 3+ countries are involved.

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