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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-15-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-15-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: <𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗣 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 is taking place HERE from 14:00, 17th January 2026 to 1st February 2026. ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: Here are the details at LiChess. It doesn't quite add up... <Dates 15 Jan - 16 Jan Format 14-game Match <𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗹 𝟵𝟬 𝗺𝗶𝗻 + 𝟯𝟬 𝘀𝗲𝗰 / 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗲> Location Madrid, Spain Star players Levy Rozman, ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Dickson
 
offramp: Someone asked, "What the dickens??" The answer is "No."
 
   Jan-15-26 S Rosenthal vs Count Isouard, 1871
 
offramp: "Is You Is or Is You Ain't Isouard?"
 
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <macer75> you are right! Hopefully people will somehow find my page.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14) (replies)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
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Sep-27-18
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  offramp: <thegoodanarchist> How about this? It's not a pun, it's just a joke - my wife is NOT dead!

<"When my wife died I thought I would never again find true love. But I did. And just in time to invite her to the funeral.">

Sep-28-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp>: Excellent! However, it is too long for a GOTD title, unfortunately.

So it should definitely be submitted!

Sep-28-18  thegoodanarchist: A PRAYER FOR A BLESSING ON THYNE HOUSE:

<And he said, I be a house to your fathers, and these are not henceforth yielded unto us. We will sing unto the harp and begat sons of the waters of a pillar of Aner; and three days' journey was prosperous or not, selah!

... And he gave unto them; he spake unto THEM...

"Lo, labor of my sight. And Jacob came of the garments of Israel. And God formed man, took Dinah the Canaanite, and Rachel had done what she should, to eat in them water, and all your eyes: Jehovah said, Blessed be to smite Egypt. And it was about his two hundred she-goats given to seen thy servant>

Amen.

Sep-29-18
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  offramp: Here is a funny one.

PLEASE have a look at this.

My drinking pals have to put up with this all day long!

Clip lasts about 12 seconds!!

https://youtu.be/cQPzFmnLQKg

Oct-01-18  thegoodanarchist: <PLEASE have a look at this.>

DONE!

Now, fire up the autogyro and let's take her out.

Oct-01-18  optimal play: <offramp: Here is a funny one. PLEASE have a look at this. My drinking pals have to put up with this all day long! Clip lasts about 12 seconds!!

https://youtu.be/cQPzFmnLQKg>

<thegoodanarchist: <PLEASE have a look at this.> DONE! Now, fire up the autogyro and let's take her out.>

<thegoodanarchist> Do you know who Shane Warne is?

Oct-01-18  thegoodanarchist: <OP>,

Never heard of him.

Oct-02-18
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  offramp: User: Susan Freeman, Tom Hardy and Ryan Willis were intending to set up a shoeshop, but the name is copyrighted. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freem....
Oct-02-18  Tiggler: <offramp> That one is nice but this one is hilarious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LC...

Can you imagine Richie Benaud acting like this? The tears, I mean, not the tampering which I am sure he may have done.

Let alone Shane Warne.

I remember seeing Tony Lock rubbing the ball in the dirt.

Thrilling, and almost unbelievable, to an English cricket fan to learn that Aussie cricketers in the 21st century are such crybabies.

Oct-02-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Tiggler> I bloody detest Aussies but I did not rejoice in that cheating thing - one day soon it will be England caught out for some transgression or another.

I love cricket but its early history is grounded in betting and cheating. You can't bring cricket into disrepute!

Oct-02-18  Tiggler: <offramp> I don't mind the ball tampering a bit: all teams have been doing it since the game was invented. But breaking down in tears - PSSHAAAWW!

Wimp city. And I thought Aussies were "real men". If we bring back Frank Tyson, they will probably run to their mummies.

On the subject of fast bowlers, I remember seeing Wesley Hall and Charlie Griffiths, of WI. Now, they were truly terrifying!

Oct-02-18
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  offramp: <Tiggler>, agreed, all that stupid crying got on my nerves.

They don't like it up 'em! They don't like a real fast bowler rattling their tonsils.

But I think the best bowler I ever saw was Wasim Akram, although he rarely bowled bouncers. Just devastating yorkers!

Oct-03-18  thegoodanarchist: <But I think the best bowler I ever saw was Wasim Akram>

I heard that he was a disagreeable fellow. Very Akramonious...

Oct-10-18
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  offramp:
<CAPTION COMPETITION #6>

Now that THINGS HAVE CALMED DOWN A BIT AT CG.COM I think we should turn off the accidental caps lock and have another Caption Competition!

http://bangkokchess.com/wp-content/...

Simply provide a sensible English sentence to accompany that picture of Nigel Short and another human human playing chess.

The guest judge is Brett Kavanaugh. Your honour, your honour LOL!

The winner, as usual, will receive a single wheelchair-enabled step.

This will build week-by-week into a complete set of wheelchair-enabled steps AND if you reply within the next half hour, you may be eligible for 5% off off my autobiography (see my profile).

ALSO, every time you include the hashtag #potemkinsteps, the Ukrainian government-in-exile will donate one tin stotinki towards my campaign to make the famous Potemkin Steps fully wheelchair accessible.

So have a punt.

Winners will be announced at 3am on 17th October 2018.

Oct-10-18
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  offramp: A good entry from <moronovich>:

SHORT: "Chess is not a game about wood."

#potemkinsteps

Oct-10-18
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  offramp: <HeMateMe>:

SHORT: "Boy, those gift bags for the FIDE convention delegates were really slim pickings...cheapskates!"

#potemkinsteps

Oct-10-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <wtpy>:

SHORT: "So if I had been knighted and particularly if vertically challenged the title might be 'long walk of the short peer'."

#potemkinsteps

Oct-10-18
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  offramp: SHORT: "I was in the playing hall and I shouted out, Hey sleazeball!! and only Garry Kasparov turned around."

#potemkinsteps

Oct-10-18  Tiggler: SHORT: "You should have heard Tony Miles's missus scream when I boffed her."
Oct-10-18  Tiggler: <offramp> I forget to include #potemkinsteps>

Does that disqualify me from consideration, or can I add it now?

If not, then wait until your wife tells you how she screamed when ...

Oct-11-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Tiggler: <offramp> I forgot to include #potemkinsteps>

That doesn't matter. I don't really give a toss about the Potemkin Steps.

Oct-11-18
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  offramp: <Count Wedgemore>:

SHORT: "The level of chess in this tournament is sinking faster than Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile."

#potemkinsteps

Oct-11-18
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  offramp: <KEG>:

SHORT: "The winning procedure here is not all that difficult..."

Oct-11-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Richard Taylor>

SHORT: "That was a courageous and brilliant attack by me. And a good attacking game indeed!
Of course you probably had a better defence somewhere but such is chess and life..."

#potemkinsteps

Oct-12-18
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  OhioChessFan: "Bang COCK, did you say we're in Bang COCK!?"

#tossthempotemkinsteps

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